Dad Jokes
 

Father's Day is coming up, and I just feel like laughing. Give me your best dad jokes.

Two that I've heard recently:

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a women.

I say this to my kids every time we drive by a cemetery.

“You know, the cemetery is a very popular place. People are dying to get in.”

Even as they grow older they still smirk due to the cheese factor. LMAO

“I knew a guy that lived i a round house. I went crazy because he couldn’t find a corner to pee in”.

How do you make one disappear?

If a blind woman says you have a big dick, she’s probably pulling your leg.

Posted this on FB a few years ago..

I saw this and thought; well that's just nuts.

This got me. I must have a kid somewhere.

Look, at the end of the day...


It's night.

I for one like Roman numerals.

What did the ocean say to the shore.

Nothing, it just waved.


Dad jokes app....

Dad, Im cold

Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Not a conventional joke but still funny...

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