My War Resumes
 

With the moles and voles. They are like the Viet Cong. I chase them into Cambodia and Laos, they run then sneak back across the border and dig tunnels and trails. Little bastards. Today I Grub Ex'ed the entire yard and put pellets down in the fresh runs I could find. Tomorrow we hit them with the poison worms and stinky garlic shit. I will bomb them into the stone age.

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voles are a pain but done do real damage. The grass comes back.

Moles....yeah. Kill them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We had a bad case of the little bastards a few years ago. I'm pretty sure they came from my hillbilly neighbor's yard. We couldn't use the pellets due to our dogs, but the garlic stuff and the poison we got from a friend of mine in the extermination biz did the trick. About 2 years later I could see the runs starting to develop in hillbilly's yard, but they never came back here. I don't know if he got them or the invisible fence drove them back because they stopped about 6 feet from the fence.

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The stinky garlic shit. Is that Phostoxin? If it is be the **** careful with that shit. It’ll dead you just like it will them. Nose upwind fool.

Ask Drew Brees

Get rid of those lazy cats and get yourself one of these.

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I have a gopherhawk that works well with moles as well.

Maybe release some shrews. They raid my garage mouse traps for dead mice, and drag off trap and mouse. Wait, maybe it's voles...
Edit: yep, vole. To thick bodied for a mouse trap to snap the neck

I got rid of mine 10 yrs ago with a dog. She died. They started coming back the past few years. They come in from the pastures.

I've done the bait, different types of traps etc.

I sat my car in the front lawn with a pipe from the exhaust into the main run. A neighbor reported a strange car running in a lawn and sicced the cops on my house. It was like a SWAT raid. They crept up the back stairs into our bedroom as well as the driveway. I admitted to intent to kill...MOLES.

A farmer told me to sit in the yard with a pitch fork and wait for the ground to move. I wasted 2 hours.

I was looking at getting a Jack Russel. My wife doesn't want another dog.

I plan on renting a trencher to outline my lawn 1-2 ft deep and put in chicken wire or something similar. Keep those bastards out in the field.