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Who wins in a fight? Round #5 - Featuring KurtCobain and Bugeater (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348404)

Who wins in a fight? Round #5 - Featuring KurtCobain and Bugeater

Spoiler!

Kurt Cobain - Brought a can of spray paint to the ring with him. Has a tazer he bought on wish.com in his back pocket.

Bugeater - Rolled up to the statue in a brand new V6 96 Camaro with 58,000 original miles. Has a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in his pocket. He also brought a loaded revolver with him into the cage, but the referee made him empty out the bullets. The referee has the bullets in his pocket.

Who wins????????

Cobain seems to chill to want to fight anyone. Bugeater on the other hand…

Bugeater kicks his ass, ganks the bullets from the ref, and fin.

Bugeater comes of as a groggins type....

YOU DONT KNOW ME SON

I would say Bugeater for sure, HOWEVER if Kurt Cobain starts huffing nitrous oxide and gets all squirrelly, then I can see a different outcome.

UPDATE: I just heard that MOD Bugeater has now banned Kurt Cobain from the George Brett Statue and confined him to the giant Shuttlecock statue.

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16906499)

UPDATE: I just heard that MOD Bugeater has now banned Kurt Cobain from the George Brett Statue and confined him to the giant Shuttlecock statue.

I love shuttlecock.

I'm gonna start this battle by tasering myself and huffing the paint.

LET'S DO THIS OLD MAN

OH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Just wait until Matlock is over

Actually...it's a marathon. What's tomorrow look like?

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 16906533)

OH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Just wait until Matlock is over

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

This sound like it belongs in the Old People Thread

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16906538)

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

This sound like it belongs in the Old People Thread

That thread smells like mothballs

KC brings his garage band and launches into a raucous cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” The drummer’s snare drum is so offbeat that it drives Bugeater and the ref from the venue. Angry mob topples GB statue in response to canceled fight. Lemonade vendor is killed in the chaos.

Winner: Angry mob.

Bug gonna take that can of paint off Cobain and create an aerosol flame thrower with the lighter melting faces of the ref and Kurt. The bug will sing gimme back my bullets and end this match for good.