BEEEEEEEEEP
 

BEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Not a zombie.

Imagine that.

5G nano particles got into muh brain!!

It feels good doesn't it?

Like the first time you snorted coke.

That was a reminder that I am, in fact, still a fan of the KC Chiefs.

Carry on.

I am hungry...for pizza.

I got 3 of them.

1 in English.
2 in Spanish.

Everyone else in the office only got 1.
Does my phone think I speak Spanish?

Sir do you have a greencard?

My wife works with a girl that has a strong Mexican accent. Her phone definitely spies on conversations as we get commercials and ads in spanish and we both got spanish alerts.

Not a zombie, but came really hard.

I was exposed to a huge amount of 5g radiation, lets see if I become the incredible hulk!

I've been re-watching Narcos on Netflix...

I think my nanites malfunctioned.

Now that the trigger text has activated the latent Marburg virus in my vax tainted blood, I am going to start getting my final arrangements in order.

As Marty once said in his most downcast voice: “It’s been fun.”

Did anyone else just wake up covered in someone else's blood and holding a large kitchen knife?