We're all going to talk like Rainbarrel in this thread
 

Will there be words of wisdom that come out of this thread? I'm intrigued to find out.

The barrel is open. No need for anything more.

Walkie talkie on the bridge brings purell hand sanitizer in the heart

When pancakes fly over the doghouse, a Japan is born to taco.

Many people are convinced the moon was never allowed to feature bowling tournaments. Those people are butterflies though.

Shit eats, piss drinks. Nothing is applicable.

I had a hamster named duck. He flew the coop because of the cheese wheels in Green Bay.

AI being fine tuned LMAO

If Spags is flipping your burgers it'd be best to decline the mustard.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I haven't read much from Rainbarrel, but these posts sound like a parody of Dr. Phil.

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Every time I pull out of your mom my peen glistens like a dolphin with a highlighter.

When people of Rome wear hats, cats and dogs switch usual roles within their respective domiciles

Ducks sing a song of fortitude, apples and oranges my friend

Mahomes’ style of play is like duct taping a dogs balls to his ass. Even John Wayne can buy his own groceries.