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How far do you ejaculate? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=215922)

MikeMaslowski

10-09-2009 08:17 PM

How far do you ejaculate?

Poll cumming.

Jewish Rabbi

10-09-2009 08:18 PM

Once again,

http://maq.dk/failtrain.gif

Mr. Flopnuts

10-09-2009 08:18 PM

Depends on my arousal level. I'm 6'5 and I swear to God I was rubbing one off one time and it went over my head. I was glad I was jerking off. I would've had a kid for sure.

AndChiefs

10-09-2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6156755)

Depends on my arousal level. I'm 6'5 and I swear to God I was rubbing one off one time and it went over my head. I was glad I was jerking off. I would've had a kid for sure.

I've hit the ceiling before....Talk about having a kid.

Jewish Rabbi

10-09-2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AndChiefs (Post 6156762)

I've hit the ceiling before....Talk about having a kid.

Were you on the top bunk or something?

JuicesFlowing

10-09-2009 08:23 PM

Kegel, Kegel, Kegel!!!!!!!

AndChiefs

10-09-2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 6156766)

Were you on the top bunk or something?

Just had been awhile so there was a bit built up. I've never done it before or since. Still crazy though.

JohninGpt

10-09-2009 08:30 PM

I don't know how far it went, but here is the result:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...rait/85246.jpg

JuicesFlowing

10-09-2009 08:30 PM

The rumor is that drinking shit-loads of water 6 hours prior helps, but whatever. Never really noticed.

RJ	10-09-2009 08:34 PM

I only ejaculate as far as I need to. I see no sense in wasted effort.

boogblaster

10-09-2009 08:43 PM

All the way to her bak-bone ........

KChiefs1

10-09-2009 08:48 PM

Think Peter Northish

GoHuge

10-09-2009 08:58 PM

Jacking off I'm just a drib, drib, but when a crazy girl is involved that gets me real wound up I can put an eye out. All about the level of arousal.

"Just because he came, doesn't mean you made him cum. There's different levels of cummin!" Chris Rock

ChiTown

10-09-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39 (Post 6156860)

I'm really disgusted that I opened this thread............

:shake:

ROFL

BigMeatballDave

10-09-2009 09:07 PM

Depends on my level of excitement. "Me time"? Not far. With a woman, 3-4 easily.

BigMeatballDave

10-09-2009 09:13 PM

Once posted by FloridaChief some yrs ago, but it bears repeating...

Quote:

Just when you think this place has reached its nadir, someone grabs a shovel and digs for China.

Hammock Parties

10-09-2009 09:13 PM

I spurt like a water fountain. It's fun.

booger

10-09-2009 09:14 PM

somebody yell PULL i got my tape measure ready

BigMeatballDave

10-09-2009 09:15 PM

I have a semen phobia. I am completely grossed out by it.

Pioli Zombie

10-09-2009 09:16 PM

They have a contest here during Jets games.
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JohninGpt

10-09-2009 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger (Post 6156882)

somebody PULL i got my tape measure ready

FYP

Hammock Parties

10-09-2009 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6156884)

I have a semen phobia.

You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

4th and Long

10-09-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6156889)

You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

ROFL

booger

10-09-2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 6156888)

FYP

ROFL

BigMeatballDave

10-09-2009 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6156889)

You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

ROFL

Buck	10-09-2009 09:34 PM

It really depends how far away her face is. If jerking it, I am for the drain or the rag.
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ziggysocki

10-09-2009 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6156889)

You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

Thats ****ing funny man...

reiko57

10-09-2009 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6156874)

Depends on my level of excitement. "Me time"? Not far. With a woman, 3-4 easily.

its like that for me, only the other way around.. maybe im gay idk, but in all fairness, i have had some haggard females

Hog's Gone Fishin

10-10-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6156884)

I have a semen phobia. I am completely grossed out by it.

I guess I'll just go ahead and throw out your job application then.

kcjayhawks5

10-10-2009 02:32 PM

it depends what kind of lube i use. if i use the traditional remedies then its the same result, about a foot or so. but i find the traditional remedies to be a bit boring. last time i tried crunchy peanut butter and talk about a hole in one! old faithful erupted outta my penis.

BWillie

10-10-2009 02:34 PM

If I haven't got laid in a while, imma super soak that hoooooo

WolfStanssonDDS

10-10-2009 02:45 PM

FYI, there's a technique to this. when your about to jazz, push down on the chode, build up pressure, then u'll be shooting for the stars.. no j/k

Dante84

10-10-2009 02:50 PM

finger in the butt blowjobs paint houses.

kysirsoze

10-10-2009 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfStanssonDDS (Post 6158026)

FYI, there's a technique to this. when your about to jazz, push down on the chode, build up pressure, then u'll be shooting for the stars.. no j/k

ROFLROFL Never heard some call it 'Jazz.' I am using that from now on.

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