Selling a house
Is ****ing maddening. It's nothing but a goddamn string of useless ****ing people with their hands out wanting money.
Seller's agent: Try to get you to underprice your home for a quick, easy sale. Not good at keeping you informed. Buyers agent: Sit around and wait for a buyer to find something they like online, and go unlock a ****ing door for them. Home inspectors: Biggest ****ing sham ever. OH WE PROTECT THE BUYER. Yeah just the dumbass lazy buyers who aren't capable of walking around a house and spotting obvious defects on their own. Mostly a way to extort more money from the seller after a deal has been made. And the closing costs...title fee escrow fee tax stamp blah blah blah what in the earthly **** is all this shit? $205,000 house....$25,000 just GONE off the top. Hopefully I'll die in the next house we buy so I don't ever have to go through this shit again. |
Buying one isn't better.
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Did you make a loss selling it?
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.
How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own? |
FSBO is surprisingly easy. Just watch out for getting blacklisted by some agents because they fear they'll lose out on a full commission.
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Damn!! It’s a good thing they didn’t walk on your lawn going into the house
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I’ll be selling my house in about 10-12 years. I’ll never buy another one after that. Just rent. It’s a never ending cash cow. 2015 saw a new furnace, new central AC, new roof and new hot water heater. Next is windows and the driveway. It never ****ing ends
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$205,000 house and your fees were over 12% of the value of the home? You got ****ed right in the ass.
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my wife and I bought a house in October.
We started looking in April. Looked at 90 houses Offered on 8 houses 2 Accepted but walked from both due to inspection (major issues). Finally got the one we're in and closed in late October. it was, by far, one of the worst experiences of our lives. we would catch a house that came on the market and view it that day by 5pm; and when we'd show up, there would literally be cars lined up down the street to view it with agents. and once inside, you'd view it with probably 6 other people minimum. Then, if you did offer, there were already 8 offers submitted. We offered on once house 5% over asking, and it eneded up selling/closing for 23% OVER asking price. and our offer was in the rough alingnment with what other homes were selling at / appraisal ballpark. awful experience. If I never have to move/sell/buy again, it'll be too soon. |
I got mad at "the seller pays the closing costs for the buyer"
Really???? This happened a lot during the housing bust. But now???? Houses here are going site unseen. If the demand is so high, why do I need an incentive for someone else to buy my home? |
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You should have sold it yourself. I have sold several houses for myself and helped my family sell theirs, and it's not very difficult. I may start with by getting an appraisal about $350, if I don't think there are enough comparisons online. I then listed the house on craigslist, facebook and zillow. I completed the required state disclosure and printed copies along with a "flyer" on the house and make them available at a scheduled open house with signs at the main street and arteries leading to the house. These costs about $50. If your house is priced correctly you will have lots of activity. I made it clear to realtors that I would pay 2.5% if they sold the house. However, if folks would come and ask if they needed a realtor, I would say it was up to them, but I would negotiate a better deal without a realtor because I wouldn't be paying any fees. I would also give them a print off listing what they would need to do if they weren't using a realtor... which is not much. Most of it is done by the mortgage company. I also offer a home warranty for 12 months that covers all major mechanicals and appliances. This is approx. $450. It has worked great. The biggest reason is you don't pay 7% fees to realtors. You negotiate the sale prices by 2-3% if necessary. This actually makes the end appraisal by the lender more likely to cover the purchase price and make it easier for the down payment by the buyer. There are plenty of free forms, or cheap forms for the offer to purchase, and contracts to purchase. It is not nearly as daunting as folks think. On a $200,000 you can easily save $10000-$15000k.
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11,500 realtor commission 5,000 buyer closing costs 2,000 bullshit from the home inspection that I'm not allowed to fix myself 2,000 seller closing costs 1,000 prorated property taxes I'll still agree with "****ed in the ass" though. |
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Just paid 27k in closing, laughable or cryable or both.
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I’m almost certain that the Jesuits ha e something to do with this.
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When we were ready to retire from there and sell our home, I put it out in the listing that I would pay a $2000 bonus, if sold in the first 30 days. MLS said that was against their rules, but the word was already out. :D I was thrilled to pay it when it happened, and felt like I was being released from prison. |
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Wait until the buyer sues you & their home inspector because of the front door sticking & cracks appearing a year after you sold the house. |
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It just amazes me how many ways they figure out how to tax a person. Do you have to annually purchase a sticker on your car to have the privilege to park in your own driveway? That is so common in Illinois that the citizens think it is normal and they are used to it. |
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We have what’s called inspection stickers on our cars. It has an electronic bar code on it that a cop can scan driving by. It used to be every year, but now it’s every other year. They check everything and if you fail you have 30 days to make the necessary repairs. |
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We just bought a house, asked for 7k off the asking price and found issues during the inspection. I could fix a lot of them myself we asked for another 1000 to fix some stuff found in the inspection, agreed on 500 back at closing. |
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Oh we had inspection stickers as well, and I had no problem with that as it helped to keep clunkers off the roads, but this sticker was just another tax. No explanation or benefit to it, other than a way for each village to extort more money from you. IIRC it was $25 per vehicle per year. Not a lot of money, but the fact that they could write you a ticket for not having one parked in your own driveway pissed me off. The Mrs. paid that crap each year even though I didn't agree |
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JoCo Ks. if a house was anywhere near being considered move in ready, they were sold the day they went on the market. It was definitely a balancing act on my part. I wasn’t hip in paying a ton then having to drop probably 20k on fixing shit and countless weekends working on it...then hopefully get money back when I sold it. Not to mention, I have zero tools so any project is already a money suck because I’d have to buy tools etc. So there were plenty of houses out there, but they needed quite a bit of work. I decided it was worth it to just be patient and when I found the house, go after it. Luckily I found a complete down to the stud remodel. New wiring, new ac, furnace, new appliances, floors, doors, etc. I sacrificed a little on location, backs up to a busy street. But got a 3 br, 2 full bath 2 car ranch with main floor laundry. Which is what I wanted when we started alll this shit last April. With this house, all I have to do is maintain it, and not have to deal with any major projects. Which is nice, since I have virtually zero interest in owning a home to begin with. Lol. But, with rent in this area, it’s basically a little cheaper to buy. |
how many ceiling fans are in the house?
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Spoiler!
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Last year I
1. Sold a house, paid all the fees 2. Bought Land, more closing costs, survey costs, appraisals 3. Financed a construction loan, more fees plus the monthly interest payment (not applied to principal at all) This year 1. I close on the new house. More closing fees, appraisal costs and surveys I am glad this is my last house. I could have taken 2 really nice trips in fees and interest I have paid since August |
Can someone please post a link to a reliable “For Sell By Owner” site?
Houses where I live sell very easy, I just need to polish up on the legal side. |
I don’t know what we would’ve saved selling ours by ourself. I was going to list ours for $90k. Realtor said it was way too low and listed it for $110k. We sold in three weeks for $105k. We did pay the closing costs but didn’t have much to repair as I maintained the house pretty well.
The house we bought. Seller refused to fix anything but we really wanted the house. One of the best neighborhoods in town. She paid out of her pocket to have one of the more expensive repairs done. |
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They have some liability there, but that's as fair as anything. I'd guess if you had a lawyer do it would be just as much. |
D2112, you're in NY, right? **** that noise.
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I've been in my house for 20+ years, and I've estimated what it would cost to sell it. I think my plan is to die here just to avoid the closing costs.
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And make sure you have 20% to put down when you buy, because after the bank tells you they'll give you far more than you want or can actually afford on a house, they need to cover their own ass with PMI.
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How many ceiling fans? How many ceiling fans have light kits? How many windows? Are all the windows the same? Have you ever added onto the house? If so what years and who did the construction work? |
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I've sold around 15 properties over the years on my own. And currently own 19. Also I think throwing in a home warranty is a great idea although I've never done that. |
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****ing insanity. |
I think when I'm ready to move again in the future, maybe 10 years, I'll probably just burn it down. it'll be easier that way.
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When you would bring it up to anyone that grew up there, they would just look at you funny, as it was normal to them. |
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Turn that crib into a meth lab an you'll have buyers lined up around the block.
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I seriously don't know how those "house hunters' shows are so popular. I mean, are there people out there who actually enjoy buying a house and moving?
It was fun for us for about the 1st two weeks in April. By September, we were so sick of looking at houses (online and in person) that it was hard to even look at a house objectively. was I wanting to offer on a particular house because I wanted it. Or, offering on it because I wanted the nightmare to end? lol. it all worked out in the end. I really like the house we're in . But holy shit...... it was a horrible experience. Just......horrible. |
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We're going to be downsizing in a couple of years (at least that is my thought. not so sure my wife is bought into it yet)
I am not looking forward to going through the whole process again. I told my wife, we're going to find 10 acres somewhere and put a double wide on it. Life will be good. |
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We saw a nice little house we were wanting to buy....had a buyer for our house and we were closing in 30 days. We made a bid on a house and found out there was another bidder. We offered 5% above asking because it was worth it and in a neighborhood we wanted to be in. In the end we lost to the other bidder because he offered 15% over list. That part didn't upset me...some you win some you lose. What pissed me off was the gall of the guy to call me the next day to ask me if I wanted to buy it from him on a lease-to-own option. |
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We bought our house back in 2012 really before we were expecting right before we got married. We were looking at apartments and quickly realized nice ones we liked were way too expensive to just be flushing money down the toilet. And at that time the market was very favorable to buyers. The house we bought in a great neighborhood was on the market for three months. It had its price lowered at least two times by the time we saw it. And there were plenty of houses around back then with similar scenarios. We knew would we end up overextending ourselves a bit to get the house since we didn’t have a 20% down payment but it has definitely been worth it and we knew it’s value would rise eventually, though how quickly has been surprising.
Our next door neighbors (twice now) had a similar experience others have described when they moved in a two years ago. They had to offer over asking on the first day. The people who bought it before them like four years back did the same but still managed to make money when they sold it to our current neighbors. It was like four years ago the house sold for 60k more than we paid and our current neighbors paid 100k more than us. And the houses are basically the same. It’s just crazy how fast the prices have risen. So we had to pay PMI for a while and high interest but after we were ready to refinance we now pay only $100 more per month, got rid of PMI and pay more to principal than interest each month now with the 18 year standard loan we got on. So for us buying the house was pretty fun and exciting and relatively easy. It just sounds exhausting to try to but right now though. |
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It's not like it's terrible, housing is cheap, but the taxes are oppressive. And the summers are miserable. And I've already ridden every bike trail within a 200 mile radius. It was ok for the first 50 years but I'm kinda running out of reasons to stay here. |
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