Pube on top of top of the urinal
 

I can't be the only one who notices this phenomenon. But my question is how? How the **** does this happen? 80% of the time I go to take a leak in a public restroom, there is an inch long pube resting on the top of the urinal.

Go to Hollywood casino - pube on urinal
Go to Cabelas - pube on urinal
Take a leak at work - pube on urinal

That was just this week alone

Is this some kind of sick game I'm missing out on?

I have often wondered the same thing.

I always wonder why they keep the water so cold in them.

I don't know about pubes on urinals, but I think you may need a prostate exam.

FAX

Thank you for not sharing pics.

Maybe it's a Forrest Gump feather thing.

Probably gets picked up via central air...goes on a long journey til it finds its home.

someone must have major crabs to scratch that deep to flake it off.

What's the last thing a pube hears before it hits the top of the urinal?

Very tall customers?

Maybe it is some dude with a pube style curly beard and it drops off and lands there. Or someone is intentionally putting them up there.

Pubes in the urinal sounds like a punk band.

Could be an eyelash?

I'm imagining a man with pubic hair eyelashes.

Thank you for the mental image

True story.

Friend of mine worked line service at an airport FBO in the LA area, interestingly enough, he's from KC too. That is besides the point. This story probably happened 20 or 30 years ago...

Anyway, Liz Taylor got off of a jet one night, very drunk (apparently), and needed to use the restroom. It was an overnight shift, and my buddies work partner had just finished cleaning the restrooms. They were spotless, as he puts it.

After Liz Taylor was finished in the restroom, she stumbled into a Limo and left. However...


There was a single pubic hair on the toilet of the ladies restroom. They managed to put it in a small jar and labeled it LTP for Liz Taylor Pube.

True Story.

I've got another story from the same guy that involves a Royal Turd, but I'll save that one.

Possible scenario for this disgusting happenstance.

1.) man walks up to urinal, unzips.
2.) man pulls out his junk.
3.) a loose pube sticks to his fingers as does so.
4.) as his hand goes up to the flush handle, or just to rest on the wall, the pube falls to the upper porcelain.


What puzzles me is that sometimes urinals are placed unnaturally high or unnaturally low. I'm about average hight and i've used urinals where I felt I had to aim up to avoid hitting the floor and I've also had ones where I felt I had to aim low to avoid hitting the top of the urinal. This occurs in <5% of installations - I tend to think it was by a non-professional - but they are in public restrooms like restaurants, gas stations, etc.

It's much more concerning finding them in your salad.

Then the midgets.

Maybe the dude was just really really tall??

Deep too

ROFL

yes...you're supposed to pick one and if it's longer replace it...didnt you get the memo?

I remember the boss bought us all pizzas from Antonio's 43rd and Main at the time and damn good. No shit opened 1st box and a pube is laying right on top the cheese. I could never eat that pizza again. Guy just dug in around it even when pointed out.

As for the pube probably those stupid gay slim fits. Dudes cant get to the unshorts fly so they pull down the underwear to piss pulling out a hair sticks to finger and drops at the flush. Some fine detective work huh.

pubes..? pffft

what about piss on the floor?

....sometimes I have to take the alpha male stance on steroids just to get close enough to piss.

slobs.

Man, that's another thing that irritates me about Hollywood casino in KC. You'd think there was just a hole in the bottom of the pisser that drains straight on the floor.

Disgusting

it's my calling card

So those are NOT complimentary, single-use lengths of dental floss? Damn it.

Maybe it was one of those poor bastards with pube head...

https://i.imgur.com/taKmhVf.jpg

Watch yourself now, crabs can pole vault.

Tennessee Brillo. Jessica Biel approves!

Very enjoyable to work at organizations where fellow coworkers splatter shit everywhere in the stalls.

This is a major problem and for the life of me can't figure out why. Truck stops along the interstate are the worst ya use them you need a room and a shower.

Pubes on the urinal are nothing compared to the grossest thing in every male bathroom- someone wiping a giant booger on the wall.

WHAT THE **** IS THAT ABOUT??? :eek:

Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

*Sniff*

I'll raise you dudes still trying to pack their junk away while walking to the sink/door. WTF is this phenomenon? We all got places to be, but shake off and pack your shit away before turning around for gods sake.

I once walked into a bathroom and there was a turd ON the toilet seat.

The most fascinating thing for me about public restrooms is 'Why do guys who take collossal monster shits NEVER flush afterwards?"

I just walk in and there's a stench... then I look and there's a ham sized turd just floating in the bowl.

Men really piss me off sometimes. Like... seriously dude. Be less gross.

Wow such a great thread. This is the type of shit the mods wanna see. Keep up the thread starting priviliges

If you had a Picasso, would you hide it in the closet?

That's why.

Anyone use Poo-Pourri? You spray it on top of the water before you dump and it mitigates the stench. This stuff has to be cancer causing it's so effective. I just wish they offered different scents, like New Car or something.

Quality post + rep

Well, maybe they should take it with them, put in a trophy case, and display it for their friends like a normal man.

This is what COMPLETELY separates men and women. Women DO NOT do this vile shit men do under any circumstance.

We are still ****ing cavemen deep down inside.

Woman are so different and they will NEVER be the same.

You don't know people who pick their teeth at the urinal?

It's not that hard to imagine. Dude's hold their dicks while they pee. Then if they have pubes (I shave that shit), it likely gets stuck on a ring or finger - adn then when they go to flush, it falls off.

Yeah, the most disturbing thing I've seen in a work bathroom were toenail clippings on the floor. Like, did you bring a clipper to work and clip them while taking a shit, or did they get so long they just broke off in your sock while walking to the bathroom and you just dumped them? Either way you're barefoot in a work bathroom.

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I haven't had frankenpubes since I was in high school. Sexually active people at least trim it

Best thread I've read in a while. Great job.

Some people are more equal than others.

BDj23 is a made man here.

Not true. Have seen some vile stuff in women's public bathroom. You don't want to know...

Some of you guys need to chill and have a beer or two. Or maybe 5 or 6, and then you won't be wondering why there's piss on the floor.

Not ****ing true.

Cleaning the men's room has the usual issues...piss on the seats, pubes on the rim, shit-stained bowls and the very occasional ****ery...

But never have I cleaned the men's restroom and legitimately thought about calling the police, unlike the crime scene that the women's bathroom has been on multiple occasions.

Men may be cavemen, but imagine women in those times without makeup, feminine hygiene products, or modern toiletries.

Comparatively, men are gods.

What about fecal freckles from a bowel movement explosion backsplash on the bottom of the seat lid when you flip it up to take a leak? ****ing disgusting

One very late night I was driving to Houston, TX. I stopped off the Interstate at a truck stop in Conroe, TX. I want to a stall. The only way to explain it is if someone backed a Brahma bull into the stall that hadn’t gone big in about a week and let it relive itself. It was the most human shit I had ever seen, it started where the toilet joins the wall. Probably about 6” depth there. Continued down cascading both sides encircling the toilet and continuing to spread. All the same Mississippi mud pie consistency. Not to be confused with shit lasagna in the portajohns in Iraq.
I have also seen shit splattered where it went between the seat and the toilet and made it to the floor. At the same organization it was not unusual to see the Kaw kaw so thick on the back of the toilet bowl that it would break off like glaciers.

They are female hairs... AKA floss after eating a fur burger

Ya, I'll remember that the next time I see it in a gas station at 0600 hours.

....thanks.

Pube Fairy? :shrug:

If a pube is not there it is your civil duty to place one there. State law

As someone who works in a lot of women's RR, I laugh at the suggestion. Women can be just as nasty as men. You'd be surprised what women can do with a bloody tampon.

Try me

You... you've never spoken to anyone who's had to clean the ladies' room.

So very, very true.

It's probably due to stress. How many pubes have you seen on urinals since the start of 2019? Can you post some pic's?

They don’t taste to bad.

Eyes forward...

You don't get this kind of in depth coverage on Arrowhead Pride, do ya?

Fecal freckles...LMAO

Anybody else collecting these?

If you would put as much effort into reminding Bwana and Bearcat via PM that you need you thread privs back as you do whining about it in the open, you would probably wear them down and get your thread starting privs back.

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**** him
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And pubes ain’t no big deal either, as long as they ain’t on your plate.
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Or your tooth brush
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Perhaps he left a hair on top of commode tank???

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I can't imagine anyone wanting to cheat on that lovely specimen.

I said I was very sorry about that

Nice touch up for a 43yr old. I’m guessing she keeps her choppers in her back pocket until she needs to gnaw a mans junk off?
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