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Hog's Gone Fishin 12-07-2019 12:01 PM

Banana taped to wall sells for $120K
 
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Rasputin 12-07-2019 12:04 PM

Similar or equivalent to when Matt Cassell was getting paid in the NFL.

007 12-07-2019 12:04 PM

Major art. :facepalm:

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-07-2019 12:06 PM

Do you know how many pigs I had to molest to make 120K

Rain Man 12-07-2019 12:06 PM

It's pretty derivative of an earlier work of mine, "Grape dropped on floor".

Flying High D 12-07-2019 12:08 PM

That thing got sold multiple times. People know art. Reid or Speaks would of ate it.

chinaski 12-07-2019 12:13 PM

Apparently we are all in the wrong line of work..

wazu 12-07-2019 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14638435)
Do you know how many pigs I had to molest to make 120K

Just be thankful that you found a way to turn your passion into a career.

Imon Yourside 12-07-2019 12:24 PM

You can thank me later for my contributions, Now buy my used household appliances as I wrap duct tape around them. I'll tell you what for an extra 100k I'll toss some glitter on them too!

Chief Roundup 12-07-2019 12:25 PM

A fool and his money shall soon be parted.

lcarus 12-07-2019 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14638436)
It's pretty derivative of an earlier work of mine, "Grape dropped on floor".

More derivative of the deuce I dropped in the toilet bowl

Dayze 12-07-2019 12:43 PM

https://i.imgur.com/Ims5u3m_d.jpg?ma...idelity=medium

Pitt Gorilla 12-07-2019 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 14638493)

Derivative.

notorious 12-07-2019 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying High D (Post 14638438)
That thing got sold multiple times. People know art. Reid or Speaks would of ate it.


Bananas are way too healthy.

Flying High D 12-07-2019 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 14638513)
Bananas are way too healthy.

Banana shake, split or pudding would do in a pinch.

ChiliConCarnage 12-07-2019 01:15 PM

wtf the banana is gonna go bad and become disgusting

I don't understand rich ppl

Bowser 12-07-2019 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 14638538)
wtf the banana is gonna go bad and become disgusting

I don't understand rich ppl

They're just laundering money for some friends. Pay no attention to the banana held on to the wall by duct tape and its "deeper meaning".

notorious 12-07-2019 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying High D (Post 14638532)
Banana shake, split or pudding would do in a pinch.

LMAO

Truth .

eDave 12-07-2019 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 14638538)
...the banana is gonna go bad and become disgusting

This guy gets it.

George Liquor 12-07-2019 02:19 PM

Money laundering

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-07-2019 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 14638493)

OK,I'd buy that.

JakeF 12-07-2019 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 14638538)
wtf the banana is gonna go bad and become disgusting

I don't understand rich ppl

Just buy another banana and a roll of duct tape. Fixed for 5 bucks, sold for 120k again.

ThyKingdomCome15 12-07-2019 02:47 PM

I'm so confused.

Tombstone RJ 12-07-2019 04:25 PM

The artist is mocking the art world with this banana duct tape piece. The link even says he's mocking modern art. Someone still paid the artist $120k for his artwork which mocks modern art. Brilliant

C3HIEF3S 12-07-2019 04:31 PM

To think there are some moronic art majors out there with a worthless degree from an Ivy League school with student loans up around that same mark.

Easy 6 12-07-2019 04:33 PM

I’m gonna take a dump on a picture of Tom Brady and see what I can get for it, where should I start the bidding?

Bowser 12-07-2019 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 14638752)
I’m gonna take a dump on a picture of Tom Brady and see what I can get for it, where should I start the bidding?

https://giant.gfycat.com/NippyRegula...icsheepdog.gif

T-post Tom 12-07-2019 04:55 PM

Reminds me of the story of how John Lennon met Yoko Ono...

Ono and Lennon first met on November 9, 1966 at the Indica Gallery in London, where she was preparing her conceptual art exhibit, and they were introduced by gallery owner John Dunbar.[19] Lennon was initially unimpressed with the exhibits he saw, including a pricey bag of nails, but one piece, Ceiling Painting/Yes Painting, had a ladder with a spyglass at the top. When he climbed the ladder, Lennon felt a little foolish, but he looked through the spyglass and saw the word "YES"....

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-07-2019 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 14638752)
I’m gonna take a dump on a picture of Tom Brady and see what I can get for it, where should I start the bidding?

Actually I bet there's somebody that would pay for that

FAX 12-07-2019 05:28 PM

Bad news, art lovers ...

Some dude ate the banana.

++++++++++++

A New York-based performance artist ate the $120,000 banana at the Art Basel exhibition in Miami Beach on Saturday — sending the gallery that sold it into a PR tailspin.

At around 1:45 p.m. David Datuna made a last supper out of the fruit, er, artwork, the Miami Herald reported.

Datuna pried Maurizio Cattelan’s “Comedian” — a banana duct-taped to a wall — loose, peeled it open, and then devoured it, footage of the deed shows.

“You’re not supposed to touch the art!” one aghast onlooker shouted, according to one witness, Perrotin Gallery partner Peggy Leboeuf.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/07/the-12...ormance-artist

FAX

FAX 12-07-2019 05:29 PM

No word on what he did with the duct tape.

However, investigations continue.

FAX

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-07-2019 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14638855)
Bad news, art lovers ...

Some dude ate the banana.

++++++++++++

A New York-based performance artist ate the $120,000 banana at the Art Basel exhibition in Miami Beach on Saturday — sending the gallery that sold it into a PR tailspin.

At around 1:45 p.m. David Datuna made a last supper out of the fruit, er, artwork, the Miami Herald reported.

Datuna pried Maurizio Cattelan’s “Comedian” — a banana duct-taped to a wall — loose, peeled it open, and then devoured it, footage of the deed shows.

“You’re not supposed to touch the art!” one aghast onlooker shouted, according to one witness, Perrotin Gallery partner Peggy Leboeuf.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/07/the-12...ormance-artist

FAX

****ing awesome!

vailpass 12-07-2019 05:37 PM

Viewed the thread title on my phone. Thought it said "Bawana taped to wall."

Opened thread immediately.

TLO 12-07-2019 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14638855)
Bad news, art lovers ...

Some dude ate the banana.

++++++++++++

A New York-based performance artist ate the $120,000 banana at the Art Basel exhibition in Miami Beach on Saturday — sending the gallery that sold it into a PR tailspin.

At around 1:45 p.m. David Datuna made a last supper out of the fruit, er, artwork, the Miami Herald reported.

Datuna pried Maurizio Cattelan’s “Comedian” — a banana duct-taped to a wall — loose, peeled it open, and then devoured it, footage of the deed shows.

“You’re not supposed to touch the art!” one aghast onlooker shouted, according to one witness, Perrotin Gallery partner Peggy Leboeuf.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/07/the-12...ormance-artist

FAX

This whole thread makes me want to punch someone in the balls

Easy 6 12-07-2019 05:48 PM

Very Banksy of him, this is how you do it these days

Simply Red 12-07-2019 05:57 PM

I had the below listing up for a bit on ebay - I shared it with Rainman - he didn't laugh that much. His sense of humor is far superior to mine.


17 Individual Farts in a Zip Bag.
Farted in bag 17 times / quickly re-sealed
Most of the Farts came after eating relatively expensive meals, places like Ted's Montana (Thanksgiving 2019), Texas Roadhouse, PF Changs and the likes, thus the price will naturally go up a little.
Photo is Stock to show profile
No guarantee of odor or scent
Shipped with Care
No Low-Ball offers, please.

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-07-2019 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14638899)
I had the below listing up for a bit on ebay - I shared it with Rainman - he didn't laugh that much. His sense of humor is far superior to mine.


17 Individual Farts in a Zip Bag.
Farted in bag 17 times / quickly re-sealed
Most of the Farts came after eating relatively expensive meals, places like Ted's Montana (Thanksgiving 2019), Texas Roadhouse, PF Changs and the likes, thus the price will naturally go up a little.
Photo is Stock to show profile
No guarantee of odor or scent
Shipped with Care
No Low-Ball offers, please.


Holy SHIT SR , Thats awesome!

TLO 12-07-2019 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14638910)
Holy SHIT SR , Thats awesome!

A lot better than this ****ing $120k banana

Rain Man 12-07-2019 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 14638538)
wtf the banana is gonna go bad and become disgusting

I don't understand rich ppl

Then it's an entirely new and different piece of art. The are recreates itself. OH, MY GOD. THE ART RECREATES ITSELF!

Rain Man 12-07-2019 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 14638899)
I had the below listing up for a bit on ebay - I shared it with Rainman - he didn't laugh that much. His sense of humor is far superior to mine.


17 Individual Farts in a Zip Bag.
Farted in bag 17 times / quickly re-sealed
Most of the Farts came after eating relatively expensive meals, places like Ted's Montana (Thanksgiving 2019), Texas Roadhouse, PF Changs and the likes, thus the price will naturally go up a little.
Photo is Stock to show profile
No guarantee of odor or scent
Shipped with Care
No Low-Ball offers, please.


Hey, I chuckled. You just couldn't see it. And I didn't know it was your original art at first.

FAX 12-07-2019 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14638881)
This whole thread makes me want to punch someone in the balls

Not good, Mr. TLO ...

You may be suffering from potassium deficiency.

FAX

J Diddy 12-07-2019 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14638798)
Actually I bet there's somebody that would pay for that

Hell I might

Pablo 12-07-2019 08:04 PM

So somebody ate this 120k nana? Probably tastes just like the 10 cent ones if I were guessing.

ping2000 12-07-2019 08:43 PM

Hoping to exchange this for a Big Mac and fries.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3d21685d1c.jpg

TwistedChief 12-07-2019 08:45 PM

Patrick Mahomes allegedly grasped this banana.

It all makes sense now.

eDave 12-07-2019 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 14639024)
Hoping to exchange this for a Big Mac and fries.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3d21685d1c.jpg

The banana is a piece of work that speaks a profound message to all of us.

Yours is a bad trace of Mr. Potato Head.

ping2000 12-07-2019 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14639029)
The banana is a piece of work that speaks a profound message to all of us.



Yours is a bad trace of Mr. Potato Head.

If you are stoned maybe.

Tribal Warfare 12-07-2019 08:55 PM

I should shit in a box, and sell it in a gallery calling it Dolphin Rape

Rain Man 12-07-2019 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 14638995)
So somebody ate this 120k nana? Probably tastes just like the 10 cent ones if I were guessing.

It tasted a little more duct-tapey, I bet.

Flying High D 12-07-2019 09:07 PM

How much does a dildo taped to a wall Go for?






Bills fan

crispystl 12-07-2019 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 14638435)
Do you know how many pigs I had to molest to make 120K



The fact that you met that threshold in that manner is still admirable none the less.


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scho63 12-07-2019 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 14638459)
Just be thankful that you found a way to turn your passion into a career.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

InChiefsHeaven 12-07-2019 09:26 PM

Only in America. Seriously. Embarassing.

stevieray 12-07-2019 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C3HIEF3S (Post 14638750)
To think there are some moronic art majors out there with a worthless degree from an Ivy League school with student loans up around that same mark.

shudder

I once had a potential client call me, and the very first thing she wanted to know was where did I study and get my degree in Art.

When I told her I was naturally gifted, she said thank you and hung up.

It's a shame though, I've never been a gallery and all the superlatives kind of guy, because First Fridays are pretty hopping in KC.

Love what this guy did though, it's hilarious.

eDave 12-07-2019 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14639095)
shudder

I once had a potential client call me, and the very first thing she wanted to know was where did I study and get my degree in Art.

When I told her I was naturally gifted, she said thank you and hung up.

It's a shame though, I've never been a gallery and all the superlatives kind of guy, because First Fridays are pretty hopping in KC.

Love what this guy did though, it's hilarious.

Yup. We are all the banana. In some way, shape, or form.

Flying High D 12-07-2019 10:01 PM

Probably just taped it there so he wouldn’t lose it.

Nickhead 12-07-2019 11:10 PM

apparently, a starving artist has eaten the banana ROFL

George Liquor 12-07-2019 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying High D (Post 14639055)
How much does a dildo taped to a wall Go for?






Bills fan

PM billay

Bump 12-08-2019 12:08 AM

gotta be some kind of scam, money laundering or something. Nobody is hanging that on their wall, it's gonna rot for goodness sakes.

scho63 12-08-2019 06:14 AM

What's next, Shit in a Box for $150,000?

Flying High D 12-08-2019 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14639341)
What's next, Shit in a Box for $150,000?

Pics?

Raiderhater 12-08-2019 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 14638538)
wtf the banana is gonna go bad and become disgusting

I don't understand rich ppl

I don’t understand artist.

scho63 12-08-2019 08:49 AM

This sounding more and more like a scam or publicity stunt.

TLO 12-08-2019 01:35 PM

Anyone remember from a while back where the chick dropped paint balls or some shit out of her vagina and called it art?

Raiderhater 12-08-2019 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14640074)
Anyone remember from a while back where the chick dropped paint balls or some shit out of her vagina and called it art?

Pics or GTFO

eDave 12-08-2019 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 14640099)
Pics or GTFO

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