'Twas the night before the title game
 

and all thru the kingdom...

Mahomes looked ripped thanks to guacamole strips

and the patriots DC realized he was about to look like a dum dum

While children were in bed thinking about the chiefs winning at arrowhead.

And some douchebags brought up Hootie when we all thought it was finally dead

Brady gonna get knocked on his ****ing ass.

On Travis, on Tyreek, on Sammy and Patrick!

On Dee, Chris, and Justin, kick Tom in the dick!

And up in the stands arose such a clatter,

DECIBEL UP!—future hearing don’t matter!

And I heard Mahomes exclaim as he threw the ball out of sight... " Brady is dead... Chiefs fans had a good night!!!"

Brady was tonguing his children with care

ROFL

:clap::clap::clap:

As Patrick was thanking the fans for MVP of the year

All the fans were in their seats

hot chocolate in hand

In hopes that saint Pat soon would command

An unstoppable force in the air that is grand

Chris, Dee and Justin were licking their chops

Hearing the roar of the crowd
And their tomahawk chops

Made them want to go out there

And retrieve Tom Brady’s socks

and what to my wondrous eyes did appear...

but the Lamar Hunt trophy in the hands of the Chiefs!

Tavia lays sleeping, naked in bed...

She just passed out after finishing Clark with some head...

but clark, still horny, logs on CP

the girly thread excites the Hunt wee

Tavia sneaks out to the garden/ caretaker's quarters wanting what Clark has never brought her....

After tomorrow, Clark will be all she desires.

To the spread thread he goes with posts by Cooper...

He soon wakes Tavia and drops one in her pooper.

'Twas the night before Chiefsmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The jerseys were hung in Arrowhead with care,
In hopes that St. Patrick Mahomes soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of a Super Bowl danced in their heads;
And mamma in her Kelce jersey, and I in my Chiefs cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long anticipated Tom Brady dirt nap.

Hope your pre-games filled with hookers and blow

It’s win the AFCCG... Then to the SUPERBOWL we go!!!!

GO CHIEFS