-- Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to UFC Fight
 

Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to UFC Fight: 'If You Don't Take This ... You're Scared'
The actor has yet to respond to Justin Bieber's request to fight him

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It'd be super if Cruise got beat down by Justin Bieber. Holy Shit that'd be funny!

No way Cruise will accept. Guarantee you.

Justin would rock that old man lol

Let’s not get it twisted, JB has been working with Floyd for many years. JB I’m sure has hands.

Tom Cruise is going on 60 and would still likely kick his ass.

He would get rocked for sure. He won’t accept shit.

Actually, I doubt it.

Lol wrong

JB is just a wanna-be Tom Cruise, and looking for attention... JB's immaturity is why a lot of people really don't give a shit about his antics in the case, and his music sucks ass too.

This would be awesome and I would be happy to see either one lose.

What a stud. Challenging a 60 year old to fight when you're in your 20's. Unless Cruise has said some crap about Bieber this is very pussy.

Fight to the death. Then kill the victor.

ROFL Nothing but attention whoring and trying to get some free press on the part of Justin Bieber.

Who cares? Cruise is a douche too. Let 'em go at it.

I HEREBY CHALLENGE HARRISON FORD TO A FIGHT

yip!

Who would win?

Tim Allen or George Clooney

Cruise would summon the power of Xenu and infest Bieber's anus with Thetans.

A fight would be more entertaining than Beiber's music or Cruise's movies.

yes

I thought Bieber was a born again Christian (as he claimed) that finally got his shit together and was moving on past childish shit . . . . . ?

Nice to see he's back to the immature attention whoring since he hasn't been in the spotlight for a while.

BTW, Cruise is very athletic and does most of his own stunts in his movies. My money's on the older dude that's been around the block a few times versus the young pup whose bark is louder than his bite.

5 round fight with Matthew McConaughey as the mat

Cruise would **** his shit up. Scientology crap aside Cruise is a great guy who has the ability to channel abnormal levels of intensity and work ethic. I have no doubts if you give them both 6 months to prepare Cruise demolishes him.

Those two and Bruce Lee vs. prime Tyson.

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Didn't Orlando Bloom kick Bieber's ass a few months ago?

You don't **** around with old man strength. If he can't take Will Turner, he damn sure can't take Ethan Hunt.

You forgot Rhonda Rousey...

Who wins in a fight between Bruce Lee and Tom Cruise?

the world

would rather watch POV straight porn than these two pussies scissoring

I like where your head's at, sir.

Wait what? Bloom and Beiber fought? Damn I need to get my head out of the dust.

Anyway, Beiber is 5'9, 154. Cruise is 5'7 170. It would be a midget fight, but an even midget fight. Cruise has some serious pent up shit swimming around his dome, I'd give him a punchers chance. Particularly with time to prepare.

ROFL

I challenge Clint Eastwood into the Octagon!

not to get this moved to dc, but i'd take on ruth bader ginsburg.
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Cruise does most of his own stunts, Beiber can't even sing his own songs. Cruise would hit Beiber so hard in the face he would cry like a little baby.

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GET OFF MY PLANE

No1curr

Rhonda Rousey

don't be ugly - this is important.

BTW - how have you been feeling?

What is the original beef?

They need to do it prison style. Naked and in the showers

Justin Bieber will be kidnapped by Scientologists within the next two weeks.....

I don't like using the same gif twice in one thread, but...


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I got fitty on Cruise

Except you're dumb as **** as Tom's movies are entertaining

This reminds me of when MTV used to do those Celebrity Deathmatch claymation videos.

Yeah, I'm thinking this.

Not so much nowadays.

Risky Business? Yeah. Top Gun? Yeah. It's been a steep decline from those.

And what's with the ad-hom? Do we have a Tom fanboi here?

Being "born again" seldom makes one smarter or less juvenile. Just the opposite.

Is it prime Bruce Lee or Dead Bruce Lee?

Yeah, religion and personality are independent. A great many religious people are still jackwagons.

But being a born again virgin makes you a virgin still?

C'mon...Cruise is a whackjob, but his movies are generally pretty good.

yeah that was a little psycho.

Are there wagering odds?

I dunno man, the MI franchise soured me quite a bit. I did NOT like them. I guess Minority Report was the last one I kind of liked.

Edge of Tomorrow was a solid Tom Cruise film. My favorite Tom Cruise film is A Few Good Men, don't need action to deliver a great performance.

Both are nut cases

OK, I forgot A Few Good Men.

A lot of great shit on this list(some less than great but a lot of great)...

YEAR TITLE ROLE
2018 Mission: Impossible - Fallout Ethan Hunt
2017 American Made Barry Seal
2017 The Mummy (2017) Nick Morton
2016 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Jack Reacher
2015 Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation Ethan Hunt
2014 Edge of Tomorrow Major William Cage
2013 Oblivion Jack Harper
2012 Jack Reacher (2012) Jack Reacher
2012 Rock of Ages Stacee Jaxx
2011 Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol Ethan Hunt
2010 Knight and Day Roy Miller
2008 Valkyrie Col. Claus von Stauffenberg
2008 Tropic Thunder Les Grossman
2007 Lions for Lambs Sen. Jasper Irving
2006 Mission: Impossible III Ethan Hunt
2006 Ask the Dust
2005 Elizabethtown
2005 War of the Worlds Ray Ferrier
2004 Collateral Vincent
2003 The Last Samurai Nathan Algren
2003 Shattered Glass
2002 Austin Powers in Goldmember Austin Powers (in Movie)
2002 Minority Report Officer John Anderton
2002 Space Station 3D Narrator
2001 Vanilla Sky David Aames
2001 The Others
1999 Magnolia Frank "T.J." Mackey
1999 Eyes Wide Shut William Harford
1998 Without Limits
1996 Jerry Maguire Jerry Maguire
1996 Mission: Impossible Ethan Hunt
1994 Interview With the Vampire Lestat
1992 A Few Good Men Lieutenant J.G. Daniel Kaffe
1990 Days of Thunder Cole Trickle
1989 Born on the Fourth of July Ron Kovic
1988 Rain Man Charlie Babbitt
1986 The Color of Money Vincent Lauria
1986 Top Gun (1986) Lt. Pete Mitchell
1985 Legend (1985) Jack
1983 The Outsiders Steve Randale
1983 Risky Business Joel Goodson
1983 All the Right Moves Stef Djordjevic
1981 Taps David Shawn

And what the **** is wrong with MI?

I've never purchased a PPV event, but I would seriously consider this.

Personally, I just don't like it :srhug:

The older stuff though, it was on the money:

1996 Jerry Maguire Jerry Maguire
1996 Mission: Impossible Ethan Hunt
1994 Interview With the Vampire Lestat
1992 A Few Good Men Lieutenant J.G. Daniel Kaffe
1989 Born on the Fourth of July Ron Kovic
1988 Rain Man Charlie Babbitt
1986 Top Gun (1986) Lt. Pete Mitchell
1983 Risky Business Joel Goodson

My favorite Cruise film is probably Last Samurai, although I've really enjoyed a lot of his films over the years, from Taps to Edge of Tomorrow. Like others have stated, I can separate Tom Cruise the actor from Tom Cruise the cultist weirdo. And, to his credit, he doesn't rant and rave and piss and moan about politics (unlike many of the Marvel assholes), or tell me that I suck because I don't support whatever he supports, and he wisely doesn't hop up and down on interviewers' couches anymore. Whatever he does in his personal life has nothing to do with me. He stars in movies which I find to be entertaining, and I pay to be entertained. Works for me.

As for this Bieber idiot, I know who he is, and I know he's a singer of some sort, but I couldn't name a single one of his songs, and if I've ever heard one, I didn't realize it. So if they fight, I hope Cruise twists him into a pretzel and then serves him up as a snack to Xenu.

I believe you are the only person on this planet who not only doesn't like the MI franchise but who was actively 'soured' on Tom Cruise by it.

Holy shit that franchise delivers. It's been better than Bond for the last 25 years.

My problem with Mission Impossible dates back to the first film, and the fact that I liked the TV show when I was a kid.

They made Jim Phelps the bad guy. **** that. I just couldn't get past it. It would be like making Hogan's Heroes a movie, and at the end Colonel Hogan ends up being a gestapo mole and Newkirk kills him and saves the day.

I never watched another MI movie after that. Has nothing to do with Cruise.

:shrug: I hate comic book movies too. What can I say?

I would pay to watch the fabulous celebrities bare-knuckle box each other.

I dislike that sociopath Cruise more than I do Justin Bieber, even.

I got dibs on Gene Hackman. HE GOIN DOWN!

You have no right to comment on anyone's intelligence. ROFL

cruise by double hand on hand grapple submission in the first

cruise does his own stunts. bieber has a fall guy for when he urinates in public

Which one is the alpha?

We need rainman to set the parameters. Like he did for that one thing he did here before that one time.

It seems like a few of you haven't seen Eyes Wide Shut

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I thought War of the Worlds was pretty dam good

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Man. No disrespect Deep, but man oh man was WoTW bad. HE was baaaad.

Everything about that movie pisses me off. Could have been great. With a better adaptation, actors, and director.

Well, I don't know how Tom Cruise would fare, but I'm pretty sure Les Grossman would totally kick Beebs skinny little girly boy ass!

Also Cruise has seen:
Rebecca DeMornay, Lea Thompson, Demi Moore, Katie Holmes, Nichole Kidman, Elisabeth Shue, Cameron Diaz and Kelly McGinnis (before she turned into a bull dyke) nekked. Beebs has probably never seen a girl nekked.

Jack Reacher owns no luggage.

Cruise whoops that ass

What?!