Cutler a Fish
 

Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
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He's back: QB Jay Cutler is coming back. Sources say he's agreed to sign with the #Dolphins.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...miami-dolphins

I'm pretty sure he's a mammal.

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I wish him well...no hate for the dolphins here. Terrible luck losing tannehill.....

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Career regular season:

Kurt Warner: 32,344 yards / 208 TD's
Jay Cutler: 32,467 yards / 208 TD's

Jay Cutler HOF confirmed.

Let's see Cutler take the Arizona ****ing Cardinals to the ****ing Super Bowl

I'm sure they will win it all now.


Not.

That just blew my mind.

However, looking a little bit deeper, Cutler threw 146 interceptions to Warner's 128, and 7.2 yards per attempt to Warner's 7.9. His QB rating is 85.7 to Warner's 93.7, so it tells us that Warner was a better quarterback. Maybe not the difference you'd expect between a HoF quarterback and a Cutler-level quarterback, though.

What about Vinny T? 46k and 275 tds.

Heh.

He will probably do better than tannehill

Warner's playoff qbr is 103.

agrees to one-year, $10M deal damn!

I'm legit interested how Cutler does in Gase's offense in Miami. I think Gase has more weapons down there than he ever did in Chicago, even if Brandon Marshall was there.

Agreed, I'll be watching too. Cutler has always had the arm. Miami made playoffs last year. Cutler knows the Gase system. He doesn't have any excuses.

Jay Cutler's 1-year, $10 million contract with the #Dolphins also includes $3M in incentives, source said. So, max value $13M.

Didn't Cutler marry a Playmate? She'll be happy on South Beach with her hubby making a minimum of 10 mil this year.

Well, when Warner was great he was great. Cutler's been the same lukewarm soup forever.

The dolphins are clearly racist for choosing Cutler over Kaepernick. I've already seen these kind of comments all over

Supposedly Gase wanted him bad, and Cutler is familiar the offense they are running. May actually be a good fit for both parties but nothing that will actually change Miamis fortunes. They were playing for second fiddle to the Pats in the east and a wild card spot before Tannehill got hurt and Cutler doesnt change that.

You knew that shit was coming, and you know it's going to be talked to death, right up until Kaep signs somewhere.

He will dazzle them for a little while, then inevitably fold like a lawn chair at the worst possible time

lol yeah. Nobody wants to dumb down their offense to a read option to accommodate for Kaepernick. That includes Gase.

Yes, Cutler is clearly the best football fit. Gase recruited him heavily to make this happen.
Add in the fact kaep wore a Fidel Castro shirt making half of Miami hate him.
But yeah, there will still be some sjws out there talking like this is an injustice, like the league owes kaep a job.

Reality TV Star.

One of the Laguna Beach stars. Kristin Cavallari.

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A shit sandwich is a shit sandwich but one may have mustard on it some people don't like mustard so they are racist

Kap never stood a chance over wearing a Castro shirt.

All the dummies who thought we could fetch a first rounder and more for Smith just weeped.

BINGO.

Even if this happened....
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Kaepernick is a franchise destroying lunatic. He learned it from harbaugh

Too bad the Dolphins don't play in Chicago this year. That would have been hilarious.

The fins couldn't afford his contract so the talk was dumb.

Gase would never want a pussy QB like Alex anyhow

ESPN will go on its crusade for Kap this week even more. Fox will go after ESPN now for being complete idiots on Kap.

Stay down Miami!!!!

Jay Cutler will have a more successful season than Alex Smith, if only statistically. You heard it here first.

Dolphin fans are playing the Crying Game and crying in the bathroom like Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Sweltering Humid Florida heat and diabetes adds up to even more low energy vJay Jay Cutler.

Its wept... and you are right, no way we could get a1st for smith, what idiots

Patriots are so lucky the rest of that division has been such a joke for so long.

Darn, I was hoping he would end up back in Denver.

Great. Glad to see they are on the schedule.

If anything, it tells you how overrated stats can be. What matters is the W-L column.

Cutler has/had a ridiculously strong arm and a gunslinger mentality. It wasn't the million dollar arm that held him back. It was the ten cent brain and the shitty people skills. A stupid and uninspiring gunslinger, but still a gunslinger. He was also reasonably mobile. He also spent some time running Offenses that could rack up stats between the 20's like money in the bank. I would take Kurt 'help me Jeebus' Warner in his prime over Cutler in his, any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

That wouldn't surprise me. It also wouldn't surprise me if Alex Smith has a substantially greater positive impact on the Chiefs than Cutler has on the Dolphins.

I dunno about that. He's way better than anyone on their roster right now.

We're still trading Smith's ass in 2018. Maybe not for a 1st, but we ain't going to sit on our dicks when we can give Mahomes some valuable help through the draft and in freeing up cap room.

Maybe we'll trade him, maybe we'll just outright cut him. He's cheaper to cut than to keep in '18.

I never understood the incredible hate that many have for Cutler. I think his smug attitude is what I dislike, not his ability.

It's his personality. He's a douche bag.

Mike and Mike will feature 3 hours tomorrow on "it's racist they didn't bring in the kneeler." Special guest Stephen A. Smith.

The sea was angry that day, my friend.

LMAO perfect

Shitty personality. Dude throws a game-changing pick 6 and then wanders off by himself on the sideline with a look on his face like he's bored and doesn't give a shit about anything.

He is absolutely reviled up here.

Perfect example of the fact that numbers mean jack.

:hmmm:

Agreed. People try to use stats for football the same way they do for baseball. It doesn't work.

i thought it was about the same no matter what we did

Locals protested and threatened to boycott when the then Miami Marlins Manager, Ozzie Guillen praised Fidel Castro.

The Dolphins didn't want the same to happen with a potential Colin Kaepernick signing.

The fact that he sucks wasn't enough to deter them?

He doesn't have much ability either. If 10 years he's never developed good technique and still throws of his back foot.

Jeff. George.

10 mil for a guy with a 2 INT to 1 TD ratio haha. Too bad Kaepernick pissed off the Cubans, they cannot blame white people this time.

Here's another key stat:

Cutler : 139 career starts 68-71

Warner : 116 career starts 67-49

Plus, Cutler wasn't an all-pro. Ever. Being the best in the NFL even for one or two seasons is an accomplishment. Cutler, in his best years, barely cracks the top 15.

Numbers mean a lot.

Those are cherry picked stats. IF you look at all of the numbers, the difference is clear.

Kaep also got lit up by the local media for wearing a castro shirt to a presser when they played the phins last season.

LMAO perfect

Not so much 'mean[ing] jack' as numbers are bad at differentiating things they aren't focused on.

For instance, career yards and TDs isn't good at differentiating a player who started late and and had an extended purgatory of franchise turmoil and injury [remember the NYG years?], but sandwiched in there many years of premiere play, . . . from a player who is mediocre yet reliable from draft day to present.

ROFL

That's funny

LMAO...

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Portraits in confidence

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he looks like he just held in a beer burp :D

Watch Cutler sell this Wildcat decoy like a boss...

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JFC

ROFL HAHA I love the smoke

LMAO

I said when you hired me, I'm in distribution, not sales.