CP Alpha List!!!
 

I have done extensive research and have concluded over my years at CP that the following are Alphas. I hope I haven't missed anyone.

Recent thread:
https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=323368

Austin Chief
Fan4ever
Marcellus
MoHillbilly
TwistedChief
Bwana
Rockymtnchief
Ocity
siberian khatru
loochy
bigcatdady
KCunited
Tooge
Seclark
TinyEvil
Pablo
Chiefscountry
Lewdog
Hog’sgonefishing
Mr. Tegu
ChiTown
DJJasonp
Bowser
Sauto
DJ's left nut
FAX
Pawnmower
htismaqe
Iowanian
MIAdragon
RadarChief
Bugeater
Lonewolf
Easy 6
KCTattoo
Rausch
IA_Chiefs_fan
OnTheWarpath15
frozenchief
big nasty kcnut
Frazod
Bearcat
RealSNR
Buehler445
HayWire
BryanBusby
Fish
Detoxing
Why Not?
Katie
Katipan
Dante84

That list is not correct.

u r mom

Yes it is. DenverChief is not listed.

No Rain Man.
Fail.

This isn't accurate. If all these dudes are alpha, Bwana has to be something even more masculine.

**** you ;)

I like to think of myself as a Zeta.

Lol k

Love how you slip your own name in this list, now that’s some beta shit

y'all have really funny ideas of masculinity.

I even have a Bad Ass Mother****er wallet


Shove Guacamole Slices up your ass bro

You missed me you stupid mother ****er. I'd turn any of you slap dicks into vegetables if you test my gangster

I'm as alpha as they come...

I would like to thank all the little people ...

However, before I do that, let me simply say that it's an honor to accept this award on behalf of the Greek system of writing.

FAX

I spent the week in a city I'm fairly certain has no alphas, Portland.

My toxic masculinity was obvious enough to make a hobo ladies dog bite me while walking down the sidewalk. She yelled at me for kicking it...while it was still actively biting me.

The fact that it's 2-1 is pretty hilarious.....

List of people who are dead to me:

Lewdog

I’m a LoneWolf. A one man wolf pack. By definition I have to be the Alpha.

Eat shit, Arizona boy!!

Since it would definitely be a beta thing to complain about being left off some stupid list, instead I'll just clean my guns and book a flight to Phoenix. :)

It's the bib overalls, my man. And the floppy-ass straw hat.

It pegs you right off the bat.

FAX

Quick, Lewdog, hide your fridge!!

Merge this into the Epic Fail thread.

Another popularity contest/list?

Good, 4321 to all of ya! :D

lewdog is so alpha he pretended to be beta so he could **** all of your wives behind your backs

you never suspected him

List checks out.

Tyler Bray.

Sorry, I was doing man's work while that thread was going on.

I am the alpha and omega. I'm ****ing amazing.

I will NEVER tell my children I love them. Put me on the ****ing alpha list bitch!!!!!

I'm so Alfa, no one even dares mention it :thumb:

Where is SweetDaddyHate and In58men??

our children's prefix like mister, misses, is Dothis :D

cause you can't measure up to alpha status, firestarter? :D

I’m so alpha I didn’t post in the alpha thread and still made this list.
Eat me.

#NOFOMO

But how many are MGTOW

I am pretty sure Mohillbilly would kill most of the people here with his bear hands. He is like 6'4 and humongo

bitch, im 7 foot and well slung... fear me now :D

I'm alpha af Sweetheart.

Fight me IRL or cash me outsi.

I'll fix my pic in the morning.

Dead Floyd in Flagstaff tonight. Oy vey. :facepalm:

That is my cat. Goodnight

how is Simply Red not on this list? he's more of a man than most (on most days).

/spits tobaccy into a 'pitoon.

That list is a big ol' ball of fail.

It should be in alphabetical order

I'd like to see the beta list LMAO

Pfffffft.

Since I am officially alpha, I hereby command you to get off lewdog's nuts.

What? No suzzer?

And to think you once told me I was one of your favorite posters

Son, I am disappoint...

yeah......^this.

This. Am so disappoint.

You misspelled Assholes.








J/K

I went to college to wrestle, boxed for 4 years. I have had between 27 and 30 broken bones, because "I play too hard"....and say, Mohillbilly for the win. By a margin. Followed by Bwana.

You definitely do NOT know how to read people that is for sure.;)

Oh yeah? Well I rode across the ocean on the head of my dick, ate nine tons of catshit and ain’t never been sick

I can't compete with that!!! Mainly because I wouldn't try either of the first 2.....

I'll make a dollar out of fifteen cents...
Ain't got a dime, but I'll ride to pay the ****ing rent.
I'm a ****ing lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then I jump out a ten-story window
Oh...

Bitch-ass list

ROFL
LMAO

that just shows that you are frugal....and stupid.

Speak for yourself, burt.

I can be wasteful and stupid.

I'm alpha, after all...even if that queer lewdog don't add me to his 'would list'.

Power bottoms list?

That list is a joke. Only 3 are alpha...and it doesn't include Mohillbilly. The OP should be in the Failed post.

I think it's lewdog's "men I would be bottom for" list.

Lew imma wreck your wife's cervix

In all seriousness, MOhillbilly and Bwana were the most obvious ones to me as well.

I think this list was made just to add burst to the offseason and get some of you out of the stupid Tyreek threada.

I would wrassle any of the sexy studs on this list.

Also, congrats to Lewdog for causing immense butthurt with this list.

Kadoos , this list is genious

That doesn't look like a list of Alphas, but I'll reserve stating what it does look like.

****in' PAWN swooping in like Batman outta nowhere.

Most alpha of them all.

Tom Brady is beta, Arrowhead is alpha.

Posting threads on a message board about your life being shitty and in shambles was criteria for alpha disqualification.

You and Hammock were ruled out because of this.

Can we start off in the mount position?

ROFL

Lew asked his wife if she thought this thread would be a good idea as he fixed her a frozen margarita with just the right amount of sugar on the rim of the glass.

Now that all you testosterone infused "alphas" are together, are you all gonna stand around in a giant circle and jerk off in front of each other for your initiation? ROFL

Yeah...you got some kind of problem with that?

Post the video so Clay can make a nice mix......:D

Same here, I was just poking around a little fun with the , men of higher standards and some how made the list for telling them they could basically 4321 themselves.

I have Such low standards now .... :doh!:

List is chit!

That's a fantastic idea!