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rabblerouser 04-15-2018 07:00 AM

I'm rabblerouser; don't ask me...
 
you woudn't like my answer, anyway.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-15-2018 07:02 AM

Do you like fishdicks?

Rain Man 04-15-2018 07:18 AM

I feel that I know rabblerouser pretty well, so if people have questions, I can offer what I think his answer would be.

Rain Man 04-15-2018 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 13517530)
Do you like fishdicks?

I believe that rabblerouser does like them, but primarily from the perspective of appreciating earth's biodiversity and their necessary contribution to the product of fish and chips.

loochy 04-15-2018 07:49 AM

ARE YOU GAY?

Rain Man 04-15-2018 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 13517567)
ARE YOU GAY?

I believe that rabblerouser would answer that extensive experimental data indicates no, with a 95 percent level of confidence.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-15-2018 08:22 AM

Is the remaining 5 percent a burning passion to be "loochy'd"?

listopencil 04-15-2018 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13517550)
I believe that rabblerouser does like them, but primarily from the perspective of appreciating earth's biodiversity and their necessary contribution to the product of fish and chips.

Are fishdicks still considered chicken of the sea?

ptlyon 04-15-2018 08:32 AM

Would a tug and a tuck be sufficient for him, or would he want MOAR?

Asking for a friend.

Rain Man 04-15-2018 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 13517603)
Is the remaining 5 percent a burning passion to be "loochy'd"?

I believe that rabblerouser would say that the remaining 5 percent is undefined by definition, but is likely illegal in Louisiana.

loochy 04-15-2018 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 13517603)
Is the remaining 5 percent a burning passion to be "loochy'd"?

^

it's like getting stabbed with an insulin needle

https://www.bd.com/assets/images/our..._0117-0003.png

loochy 04-15-2018 08:36 AM

Rabble, were you one of the few to vote against the new bestiality law in Louisiana?

Rain Man 04-15-2018 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 13517618)
Would a tug and a tuck be sufficient for him, or would he want MOAR?

Asking for a friend.

I believe that rabblerouser would believe these terms to be related to Olympic diving off the 10-meter platform, and he would believe that Oympians should always strive for MOAR.

Rain Man 04-15-2018 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 13517626)
Rabble, were you one of the few to vote against the new bestiality law in Louisiana?

I believe that rabblerouser would say that he voted against it because in parts of Louisiana the distinction of man and beast is not always clear.

Easy 6 04-15-2018 09:37 AM

You get 5 albums to spend the rest of your life on a deserted island with... name them

Discuss Thrower 04-15-2018 09:38 AM

Do you enjoy pissing off Dane or nah

Baby Lee 04-15-2018 09:54 AM

Mental image of RM and rabble in this thread.

http://fastphillysports.com/wp-conte...l_Senate-1.jpg

rabblerouser 04-15-2018 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13517549)
I feel that I know rabblerouser pretty well, so if people have questions, I can offer what I think his answer would be.

This is best possible scenario.

MahiMike 04-15-2018 10:29 AM

Finally! Someone gets it.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-15-2018 10:39 AM

Peyton Manning, John Elway & Peter Peter walk into a bar...

rabblerouser 04-15-2018 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 13517668)
You get 5 albums to spend the rest of your life on a deserted island with... name them

Rolling Stones - Exile on Main St.
Black Crowes - 3 Snakes & 1 Charm
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
Faces - A Nod is As Good as A Wink...
Stone Temple Pilots - Shangri-La-Ti-Da


But that's today - tomorrow my list could be :

Jeff Beck Group - Truth
The Beatles - White Album
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Nuthin' Fancy
Otis Redding - Otis Blue/Otis Sings...
Flying Burrito Bros. - Guilded Palace of Sin

Or something completely different - or a combination of the two! :hmmm:

rabblerouser 04-15-2018 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 13517697)
Mental image of RM and rabble in this thread.

http://fastphillysports.com/wp-conte...l_Senate-1.jpg

Where you find that pic?

rabblerouser 04-15-2018 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 13517669)
Do you enjoy pissing off Dane or nah

I piss Dane off just by my very being.

At a certain point, I figured I should just quit even trying be nice to him...now, he REALLY can't stand me ROFL

Now, I defer by to my counselor/advisor/spokesperson, Rain Main, to carry on with regularly scheduled programming.

Bowser 04-15-2018 01:00 PM

Why does eDave do so much la cocaina?

Baby Lee 04-15-2018 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13517942)
Why does eDave do so much la cocaina?

Down to the ground . . .

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q9QrLDIGCaQ" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Baby Lee 04-15-2018 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13517892)
Where you find that pic?

the internet? :shrug:

rabblerouser 04-15-2018 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13517942)
Why does eDave do so much la cocaina?

He likes the way it smells.

rabblerouser 04-15-2018 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 13517948)
the internet? :shrug:

Well, that's pretty impressive...because it IS a pic of me and Rain Man last night.

BEFORE we went to eDave's...

Iowanian 04-15-2018 08:46 PM

Tell the story of your biggest sexual failure.

rabblerouser 04-16-2018 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13518524)
Tell the story of your biggest sexual failure.

Defer to Rain Main

jjchieffan 04-16-2018 12:43 PM

I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

ptlyon 04-16-2018 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

Fun hater!

Baby Lee 04-16-2018 12:47 PM

That reminds me, could God have created an Earth more than 6000 years old? ROFL ROFL

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-16-2018 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

Has your lifestyle choice caused excess salt in your diet & irritability

Pablo 04-16-2018 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

Any thread you create would just spiral into the entire site making fun of you for thinking the Earth is 600 years old. That's why you don't need to start one.

BL already beat me to this apparently, need to read all of these sweet threads all of the time.

rabblerouser 04-16-2018 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 13519147)
Has your lifestyle choice caused excess salt in your diet, a lack of blowjobs, & irritability

Fyp

Iowanian 04-16-2018 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.


I did one a week ago and it resulted in quite a few interesting questions. I think you reep what you sew sometimes and get out of things what you put into them.



Rabble....what is the most useless instrument/member of every 5 piece band?

rabblerouser 04-16-2018 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13519755)
I did one a week ago and it resulted in quite a few interesting questions. I think you reep what you sew sometimes and get out of things what you put into them.



Rabble....what is the most useless instrument/member of every 5 piece band?

The drummer, until you don't have one.

Iowanian 04-16-2018 07:14 PM

What's the most bizarre thing you've ever seen in the crowd while playing?


...and for the purposes of this I don't mean the three friends on a canoe trip who show up while you are playing dueling banjos on the porch.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-16-2018 07:33 PM

Stingray or P-Bass?

Rain Man 04-17-2018 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13518524)
Tell the story of your biggest sexual failure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13518765)
Defer to Rain Main

If I was rabblerouser, I would probably discuss his inability to close the deal with Jennifer Aniston when he was briefly the seventh Friend in Season 2, Episode 5 ("The one where rabblerouser closes the deal with Jennifer Aniston").

loochy 04-17-2018 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

I AM SOOO MUCH SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU! I AM SUPERIOR! THERE'S NO WAY THAT I COULD BE THE ONE WITH A PROBLEM!

#DunningKruger
#600YearsOld

Also, did you even read any of the AMAs? Mine had legit Q&A and discussion. So did Iowanian's. So did Black Helicopters'. Sure, there's fun mixed in there, but just read the damn threads or STFU and GTFO.

raybec 4 04-17-2018 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

Take it easy captain superior. Everyone already knows you hate fun.

jjchieffan 04-17-2018 09:51 AM

I didn't mean to come across as being superior. I apologize for sounding that way. And I wasn't being irritable either. All I was meaning was that these AMA threads turn into more of a roast than anything and that there was no way that I would start one. Mainly because of the guys that I bang heads with. I know that they would be relentless and it would be inviting a lot of the crap that I get sick of from those guys. I'm sure that some of you do have fun with these threads. And that's good. I just feel that a certain few would ruin it for me. That's all.

jjchieffan 04-17-2018 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 13520155)
Take it easy captain superior. Everyone already knows you hate fun.

I don't hate fun. I just have fun in different ways than most of you because of my Christian lifestyle. I don't drink and don't find drinking necessary to having fun. I don't enjoy foul language and filthy conversation. But that doesn't mean that I hate fun. Fun to me is time with family. Going to Silver Dollar City, or our recent vacation to the Ark Encounter and Washington DC. Fun is watching the Chiefs defeat the Donks and the Faiders(even when Alex Smith was the QB). Fun is watching the draft in anticipation of who the Chiefs are going to take. I don't hate that kind of fun at all.

Nzoner 04-17-2018 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13520193)
I didn't mean to come across as being superior. I apologize for sounding that way. And I wasn't being irritable either. All I was meaning was that these AMA threads turn into more of a roast than anything and that there was no way that I would start one. Mainly because of the guys that I bang heads with. I know that they would be relentless and it would be inviting a lot of the crap that I get sick of from those guys. I'm sure that some of you do have fun with these threads. And that's good. I just feel that a certain few would ruin it for me. That's all.

Nothing wrong with a good roast,hell if you can't take a little ball busting this is no place to hang out.

jjchieffan 04-17-2018 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 13520210)
Nothing wrong with a good roast,hell if you can't take a little ball busting this is no place to hang out.

Oh I don't mind a little bit. There are just a few who take it too far. Then I get PM's from the mods telling me to quit letting them get me fired up because threads get derailed.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-17-2018 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13519250)
Any thread you create would just spiral into the entire site making fun of you for thinking the Earth is 600 years old. That's why you don't need to start one.

BL already beat me to this apparently, need to read all of these sweet threads all of the time.

A jj roast thread is tingling in me loins.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-17-2018 10:15 AM

Rabble have you ever spooned with Rain Man?

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-17-2018 10:25 AM

Proverbs:As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another.
Chiefs planet:Poop washes off, unless I can make you eat it

raybec 4 04-17-2018 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 13520256)
Proverbs:As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another.
Chiefs planet:Poop washes off, unless I can make you eat it

ROFL

jjchieffan 04-17-2018 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 13520256)
Proverbs:As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another.
Chiefs planet:Poop washes off, unless I can make you eat it

That must be the NIV version. The KJV reads differently. ROFL

That was pretty fun. Rep.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-17-2018 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13519134)
I can't believe that some of you are actually starting these threads with the bunch of immature halfwits on this site. I don't know if there has been a serious question in any of the threads. Which is exactly what I would expect, and why you won't see me starting one. But you guys have fun........if that what floats your boat.

Go douche yourself, Gladys.

rabblerouser 04-17-2018 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claysexual (Post 13519783)
Stingray or P-Bass?

P-bass on Mondays
P-bass on Tuesdays
P-bass on Wednesdays
P-bass on Thursdays
P-bass on Fridays
P-bass on Saturdays
And 1000x on Sunday

rabblerouser 04-17-2018 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 13520210)
Nothing wrong with a good roast,hell if you can't take a little ball busting this is no place to hang out.

That...is TROOF right here.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-17-2018 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13520958)
P-bass on Mondays
P-bass on Tuesdays
P-bass on Wednesdays
P-bass on Thursdays
P-bass on Fridays
P-bass on Saturdays
And 1000x on Sunday

Word.

rabblerouser 04-17-2018 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claysexual (Post 13520957)
Go douche yourself, Gladys.

That's...racist?

:hmmm:

rabblerouser 04-17-2018 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 13520256)
Proverbs:As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another.
Chiefs planet:Poop washes off, unless I can make you eat it

good thing he didn't step in it.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-17-2018 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13520967)
That's...racist?

:hmmm:

Sexist.

Only if jennifer jones Chief fan is a woman. Which she is.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-17-2018 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13520972)
good thing he didn't step in it.

Knowmo don't care. He slings it & is force fed about daily

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claysexual (Post 13520975)
Sexist.

Only if jennifer jones Chief fan is a woman. Which she is.

http://https://media1.tenor.com/imag...itemid=5833390

ROFL

Awesome.

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 13521009)
Knowmo don't care. He slings it & is force fed about daily

{Cue Metallica riff)

"SAD BUT TRUEEEEEW!"

Rain Man 04-18-2018 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 13520234)
Rabble have you ever spooned with Rain Man?

I believe that rabblerouser would answer yes just because of the street cred that such a claim would produce.

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13519981)
If I was rabblerouser, I would probably discuss his inability to close the deal with Jennifer Aniston when he was briefly the seventh Friend in Season 2, Episode 5 ("The one where rabblerouser closes the deal with Jennifer Aniston").

Oh, that was just the worst one caught on camera and nationally televised...

But the wound has healed...though the scar does remain.

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13521394)
I believe that rabblerouser would answer yes just because of the street cred that such a claim would produce.

Great answer.

Discuss Thrower 04-18-2018 06:42 AM

What kind of an asshate outsources his own AMA?

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 13521407)
What kind of an asshate outsources his own AMA?

Down with hate.

Discuss Thrower 04-18-2018 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13521409)
Down with hate.

You ever consider eating a dick?

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 13521411)
You ever consider eating a dick?

I'm a leave this one for Rain Man...

Baby Lee 04-18-2018 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13521394)
I believe that rabblerouser would answer yes just because of the street cred that such a claim would produce.

Big spoon, small spoon?

loochy 04-18-2018 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 13521476)
Big spoon, small spoon?

Interchangeable big and small spoon depending on mood?
Posted via Mobile Device

Nzoner 04-18-2018 08:33 AM

When did you first give real thought that the NFL may be fixed?

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 13521502)
When did you first give real thought that the NFL may be fixed?

When we went 9-0 in 2013 right after Black Sundays and Belcher and Pioli...but resulting in Same as it ever was...

I opened to mind to "maybe"...

Then, Andrew Luck dribbled past defenders like the Harlem Globetrotters and the Colts defender 'recovered' the ball with his ass on the line...then Andy Reid going full Reidtarded over and over and then I woke up and went "how the **** would anyone believe it's NOT manipulated when it so obviously is..."

rabblerouser 04-18-2018 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 13521483)
Interchangeable big and small spoon depending on mood?
Posted via Mobile Device

Mmmmm...

rabblerouser 06-05-2018 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 13521476)
Big spoon, small spoon?

Big Spoon...

That could be my "rapper" name.

TLO 02-04-2019 12:16 PM

So this guy is back as Wu Tan Chu or whatever his username is now. (Previously Haglund's Spirit)

patteeu 02-04-2019 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14090183)
So this guy is back as Wu Tan Chu or whatever his username is now. (Previously Haglund's Spirit)

What did he get banned for?

TLO 02-04-2019 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 14090189)
What did he get banned for?

Unsure. But I'm pretty sure he's back with a vengeance

TLO 02-04-2019 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 14090189)
What did he get banned for?

Annnnnnnnnd the mult was banned. LMAO

GloryDayz 02-04-2019 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14090236)
Unsure. But I'm pretty sure he's back with a vengeance

Spot on and pretty darn funny too...

The board needs some comedy, and he's bringing it..

Some snowflakes are upset, but snowflakes gonna snowflake...


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