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Hoover 06-23-2022 08:26 AM

This has to be one of our CP Florida peeps...
 
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2...ium%3Dsharebar

New details released after oral sex in SUV leads to head-on collision in Fort Lauderdale

Man, woman were unconscious when they were pulled from vehicle, officials say

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A traffic report obtained Wednesday by Local 10 News reveals more details about a head-on collision in Fort Lauderdale that officials said resulted from a woman performing oral sex on the driver.

The crash occurred just before 6:50 p.m. June 2 on A1A and 19th Street.
According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue officials, a 20-year-old woman inside an SUV was performing oral sex on the 32-year-old driver when the driver crashed head-on with a FedEx truck.

The traffic report states that the driver of the SUV was heading south on A1A as the FedEx driver was heading north.

Officials said two Fort Lauderdale police officers witnessed the SUV crossing from the southbound lanes over the double yellow line into the path of the delivery truck, causing the vehicles to collide head-on.

The officers broke the windows of the SUV to help the driver and passenger, who were both unconscious but breathing, the report stated.

First responders said the couple was naked and the man suffered injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash.

Both the driver and victim were transported to Broward Health Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

According to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue, the FedEx driver and his passenger sustained minor injuries in the crash.

The traffic report states that the driver of the SUV was found to be at fault and both vehicles were towed due to the damage sustained in the crash.

ptlyon 06-23-2022 08:29 AM

A lot of head in that article...

Donger 06-23-2022 08:30 AM

Did he finish at least?

Rain Man 06-23-2022 08:36 AM

Where are you going that you're in such a hurry that you can't stop to fully enjoy the oral sex? This is poor planning on his part.

Hoover 06-23-2022 08:39 AM

She must have really known what she was doing.

Fansy the Famous Bard 06-23-2022 08:41 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Titty Meat 06-23-2022 08:41 AM

Did he cum?

FlaChief58 06-23-2022 08:42 AM

Not it!

FlaChief58 06-23-2022 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16345088)
Where are you going that you're in such a hurry that you can't stop to fully enjoy the oral sex? This is poor planning on his part.

If I remember correctly, road head is great.

ptlyon 06-23-2022 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16345088)
Where are you going that you're in such a hurry that you can't stop to fully enjoy the oral sex? This is poor planning on his part.

Bar bro

Titty Meat 06-23-2022 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 16345108)
If I remember correctly, road head is great.

Would love to let you experience it while we drive around the beach

scho63 06-23-2022 09:31 AM

No happy ending here

Iowanian 06-23-2022 09:36 AM

I'd say "what a way to go" until I realized that jaw would bite down on impact.

sedated 06-23-2022 10:22 AM

heh, head-on collision

Eureka 06-23-2022 10:27 AM

How many blow jobs are given in America on an average day?

Eureka 06-23-2022 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 16345078)
Did he finish at least?

He was probably right in the middle of finishing when he swerved over into oncoming traffic.

Indian Chief 06-23-2022 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 16345286)
How many blow jobs are given in America on an average day?

Do you see how miserable and angry people are these days? Whatever the number is, it's clearly not enough.

ToxSocks 06-23-2022 11:00 AM

Pffff...what a noob.

scho63 06-23-2022 11:35 AM

I heard the accident was caused by a blown tranny

POND_OF_RED 06-23-2022 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 16345078)
Did he finish at least?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16345099)
Did he cum?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoover (Post 16345073)
the man suffered injuries to his private area due to what was going on at the time of the crash.
.

It sounds like he may have busted a nut.

Scaga 06-23-2022 12:16 PM

Not a single reference to "The World According to GARP"?

Place is slipping....

ptlyon 06-23-2022 12:26 PM

Ha. That was the first thing I thought of but couldn't remember the movie

ThaVirus 06-23-2022 12:31 PM

I actually have a friend who was in a similar accident. I guess she was giving her fiancé head and he rear ended someone.

What a ****ing dipshit lol

MIAdragon 06-23-2022 12:51 PM

Wasn’t me.

staylor26 06-23-2022 12:55 PM

I have to say, there's just something different about road head.

I don't know if it's because you're trying to focus on something else at the same time, but it just feels amazing.

ptlyon 06-23-2022 01:09 PM

It's really great when you pass a tractor trailer

Eureka 06-23-2022 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16345567)
I have to say, there's just something different about road head.

I don't know if it's because you're trying to focus on something else at the same time, but it just feels amazing.

You should try crashing into something during road head. It'll make you pass out.

Eureka 06-23-2022 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16345420)
I heard the accident was caused by a blown tranny

https://pics.me.me/thumb_backinmy-da...y-51113835.png

Spott 06-23-2022 03:16 PM

That’s the last time I give Billay’s mom a ride home.

TinyEvel 06-23-2022 03:58 PM

Did they need the jaws of life to retract them from the vehicle?

Jewish Rabbi 06-23-2022 07:32 PM

Hope BRC’s challenger will be alright

JimNasium 06-23-2022 07:57 PM

This fellatio live close to you?

Titty Meat 06-23-2022 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16345567)
I have to say, there's just something different about road head.

I don't know if it's because you're trying to focus on something else at the same time, but it just feels amazing.

Depends where my ex gf would do it on the highway it was really hard to concentrate

lewdog 06-23-2022 08:12 PM

Article is incorrect.

It’s driver was “taking head.”

TimeForWasp 06-25-2022 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 16345078)
Did he finish at least?

He blew his wad out of his stub and she woke up with dick in her mouth.


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