Another Westboro Thread
 

Punk Band Shoots Porn Film on Front Lawn of Westboro Baptist Church

http://i.imgur.com/KbjQfOs.jpg

Get Shot!, a California punk band that bills itself as "the sleaziest punk band in the world" and "the first band ever to start a porn site," is particularly proud of its latest release: A porn "film" shot entirely on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Upping the blasphe-larious ante set for them by the satanists who held a graveside ceremony that turned Fred Phelps' dead mom gay, the members of Get Shot! took a detour while driving to a concert in Denver, stopping outside the Topeka headquarters of the WBC to film their bass player masturbating naked outside the house that hate built.

"The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy," Laura Lush said in a press release. "As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy."

The entire clip was uploaded to the band's free porn site, where it allegedly caught the attention of a WBC clan member.

"Someone from your church's IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website," the band tweeted earlier today. "That's longer than the video on your lawn!!!"

There has been no official response to the video from any of the Twitter accounts officially associated with the WBC, but the band promised to be back in a few months with "a group of girls and a whole camera crew."

Check out Westboro Baptist Finger Bang!!! below. It's obviously NSFW:

(click through the link for the video if you're curious)

http://gawker.com/punk-band-shoots-p...-ba-1440680143

LMAO

Keep giving them attention

fap fap fap

Bass player is hardcore...

They need it, without attention they'd just fade into obscurity.

yes any publicity

but this is funny

While I can't stand those hateful idiots, this is just wrong. That is a public street in a residential neighborhood. And not all of it is the phelps clan.

Funny stuff.

Damn. I guess extremes breed extremes...
That seems a bit over the top.

Her bush reminds me of duck dynasty's beard.

Fap

:) shave or go home...

Truer words were never spoken.

Seriously, I had the same reaction to her pussy beard as the announcers did to McGrath's beard. "Whoa. What's that growing there?"

It was like the 70's.

Put a few rubber bands in that bush and her clam would look like Lou Albano.

Funny stuff right here.

Congrats on making Westboro the good guy for once. Well done.

Girls just wanna have fun.

That will fix em' up but good, I'm sure they will see the error in their ways.

I don't know about anyone else but I would find a girl masturbating on my lawn slightly less offensive than a fraction of the shit wbc does.

....how embarrassing for our country.

probably McGrath's wife/girlfriend

:spock:

Yes. I'm sure the other nations of the world define the U.S. based on the actions of a punk band no one has ever heard of.

I don't give a shit what other countries think. I'm embarassed for US.

maybe your bride can masturbate on your lawn..no big deal, right?

Wut.

oh yeah. perfect response.

:rolleyes:

In fact, I'm going to put a sign up this weekend that says, "Female masturbation on my lawn is allowed, and even encouraged."

No comment............

Please explain.

Nekked people is teh debbil.

Whoa... WTF? Bringing his wife into this? That's kinda low. He wasn't justifying what these idiots were doing you know.....

Who's to say she doesn't enjoy a good romp on the lawn now and then? :drool:

never said he was..and I've met his wife...nice gal!

I'm just curious how a chick masturbating on the lawn of the people that protest funerals for soldiers, kids, etc, is making the people that protest funerals for soldiers, kids, etc look good.

And if there are any hot chicks that would like to masturbate on my lawn, please let me know and I'll have a blanket and some food & drink for stamina laid out for you.

Well then that's just weird.

Naked chicks rule!

Shave that bird nest, though.

ROFL

ya, because masturbating in public is so normal.

I sense an eventual merging of this thread and the thread about Haley's wife.

And would be perfectly willing to lend a hand. ;)

for the record, she never sent me pics.

Yup. All jokes aside, this is not something I would want in my neighborhood.

I guess the place where that falls apart for me is that this isn't exactly a normal thing that's going to start happening every day, nor is it just some random neighborhood. If this were the start of some sort of epidemic, the point might make sense for me.

I'd much rather have a masturbating girl next door than the WBC nutjobs any day.

My HOA shot me down on that one :shrug:

There are a lot of things worse than having a masturbating girl next door. In fact, almost anything is worse.

complete strawman...nohwere did I state that you should feel the same way...if you have a problem with me thinking this is embarassing..it's your problem.

If I put a cross on top of my house will hot young girls come masturbate naked in my front yard? It's worth a shot.

Probably just some old ass nuns.

I agree. the WBC is a complete pitstain on the silken shirt that is america.

Maybe it’s the “bundle of sticks marriage dooms nation” sign. :shrug:

Here's to a good fistin in Listo's front yard!

...the entire situation is embarassing....that was the point.

Well...shit. I'm not going that far. That's offensive.

I really fail to see how this is a reflection of America, but whatever. You're entitled to your opinion.

your last two statements are in direct contradiction with each other.

If the punk band thing doesn't pan out, she might be able to do this for a living, depending on her attractiveness. I suspect it would pay more.

perhaps I didn't portray my intended message well. I was saying the embarrassing part of this story was WBC, not the girl masturbating on their lawn.

She's cute. She has a nice enough body considering she probably lives a life of drunken excess. Get her on a healthy diet with sleep and exercise, give her access to decently high end beauty and hygiene products, we could have something with her personality. Think of it as an investment.

that and trim up her pussy.
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She is pretty hairy, and that's coming from a guy who likes women to have hair down there.

As abhorrent as I find WBC I still wouldn't be able to allow this in my neighborhood and would try to disrupt it. The same as I would try to disrupt the antics perpetuated by WBC.

...exactly.

...two wrongs don't make any of this right.

In the backyard? Sure. But not the front yard.

Something tells me this will not go well for them.

Not one person has said that either behavior was morally right. Lighten up and quite casting judgment around. Leave that to the Westboro nuts....

I don't know that not wanting this kind of thing to be out where children can see it is judgment so much as it is common sense...

:popcorn:

Hey man, don't judge..if someone wants to walk around naked or masturbate in public who are you to criticize. uh huh.

True but there should at least be a licensing process.
There are many, ok most, that I would prefer not seeing nekid and jacking it.

:thumb:

:) you know me, I'm down with the nasty. But inside the fence...

I agree with that. However, I don't think this statement necessarily qualifies under those intentions...

There was no connection to the OP's wife mentioned before that. All DaFace did was post the story, and an insinuating connection was made between his wife and the behavior in the story.

Perhaps a person wanting to walk naked could apply for a license and include a naked photo, and then the photo and a ballot would be included in the next local election. Yes or no, should this person be allowed to walk around naked in public?

A referendum? Of course!

Anybody know what happened to Donger? If I'm ever in CO I plan to masterbate on his lawn.

I thought it was an odd statement, but I wasn't offended by it. I'm sure he meant it as a general statement rather than about my wife specifically.

As long as you do it with motor oil he won't mind.

But FFS not in the garage!