da nananana na na... YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
 

A wish for a happy and festive birthday today to my good friend and yours... 4TH AND LONG!!!!

He's loooooooooooooong.... and he's... ummm.... 4th.... at something...

MAKE IT HAP'IN CAP'IN!!!

Have a great one too Boyceofsummer and jlscorpio! I don't know you guys really but I've seen your names before!
























***and obligatory happy birthday to frazod***

nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye

Happy Birthday boys!!!!!

Happy Birthday boys!!!!!

HBD, guys!

Thanks folks.

God damn, I'm old.

Happy Birthday Fellas!

Where's my cake? Not even one damn picture of a cake?

And no strippers either? :(

Where's Lumpy and her school girl outfit? I mean, afterall, it IS my birthday!

And no birthday rep either! :(

I provided the thread. I can't be expected to do everything.

Here's your cake!

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i need your arms around me, i need to feel your touch
i need your understanding, i need your love so much
you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby, you're never there


on the phone long, long distance
always through such strong resistance
first you say you're too busy
i wonder if you even miss me


never there
you're never there
you're never, ever, ever, ever there


a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game
a golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
to think i held you yesterday, your love was just a game

you tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
but when i need you baby
take the time to get to know me
if you want me why can't you just show me
we're always on this roller coaster
if you want me why can't you get closer?


never there
you're never there
you're never ever ever ever there


4TH AND LONG WHY ARE YOU NEVER THERE?!?!?!??!

Happy Birthday, and you aren't old! :toast:

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not the age. It's the mileage. :p

:spock:

dar


I guess you're too old for this

Apparently so.

I'm sorry that I tried to make your birthday happy and failed

*pat pat* It's OK, loochinator.

Sorry, bud. I don't have that pic stored on my work computer, (as that would be uber reeruned), so here's a pic of Go Go from "Kill Bill"...

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Happy Birthday! :D

I'm not into Asian Porn.
:harumph:

Besides, I can wait until you get home.
:D

Not happening. Nice try though. ;)

I'll give you a dollar.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...U7uzMaovccdt0w

And I'll buy Gonzo a keg of beer.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...KK7cp5w46seU8Q

Screw that! I want the beer... give Gonzo the fricken dollar! LMAO

Happy Birthday

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THAT CHICK ATE YOUR CAKE(S)! I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!

I uhh ... uhhh ...

:LOL:

THAT BITCH!

Done! :D

Happy ****ing birthday my ****a! I hope you had the best ****ing birthday ****ing ever and you went out and slapped up some ****s. **** yeah, 4th! I ****ing love you, man.

****!

Ummm ... thanks, ... penis wrinkle.

Many happy returns, gentlemen.

May the Muse Of Perfectly Proportioned Firm Tittahs take up permanent residence in your significant other's sports bra.

FAX

What a ****in awesome day for my best ****in ****a in the ****in free world, ****as! These ****s and ****ers don't know how ****ing special you are to me, 4th and ****ing Long! I ****ing love you ****a ****a! ****ing love you!

**** all the ****ing **** ****ers who try to hold you ****ing down, bud. Believe in you ****ing self and keep being ****ing awesome!

Dear Mr. FAX,

I believe that would require a plastic surgeon. Thanks anyway.

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Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday

MY BUDDY 4THS BDAY ISN'T OVER YET BUMP!

You left out a na

No one cares. :sulk:

Thank you, gentlemen.

I noticed that after posting. Na fail.

Everyone cares. Many people are intimidated by your posting prowess and don't feel worthy. Plus I'm drinking so I'm bound to say something really ****ing stupid anytime now.

**** NO 4THS DAY ISNT OVER ITS NOT ****ING OVER UNTILL WEVE DRANK TO ****ING DEATH YEAH MY ****AS

I was impressed with how close you were. Most people are pretty careless with their da's and na's.

I've done radio for 22 years and used to use The Beatles as my birthday music on my show... there is no excuse for missing a na. I'm actually ashamed.

Hey! Happy b-day buddy. There's a nice picture of a chick that you might be interested in on my profile page. Don't say I never give back around here.
Switch hands, carple tunnel and all that.
:D
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You sniffing glue again?
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Thanks.

Who's that skinnier version of Elvira on your profile page? ;)

Oh great. You're drinking. We're going to get into a fight now, aren't we?

Probably. Bring it. Bitch.


:D

Can you get all the "na's" right if you do another thread with a "Hey Jude" theme?

Naaaaaa, Naaaaaa, Naaaaa, Na Na Na Naaaa, ... Na Na Na Naaaa, ... Hey Jude!

:D

Boy, I will beat you three different ways. Fast, hard and continuously!

:D

I can't do Hey Jude in my current state and won't care to when I'm sober.

And if you're going to knock my ass out do it good so I can sleep till Sunday.

Negative. I want you wounded and conscience.

You have to suffer with the rest of us. :p

I've been a Royals fan first for 42 years. How much blood do you want?

That's not possible. I was a Kansas City A's fan as a kid and the Royals didn't come into existance until 1973.

I know, I know. You're drunk and you can't do math. :p

See bitch this is where we're going to fight. OK... I was born in '69. The Royals were the first team I ever knew and rooted for so to me it's 42 years. To hell with all your facts. I was lucky enough to be alive and a fan for the glory years and I still believe those days will return. You and your old bones can carry on with your A's days. Bring me some pitching NOW!

Settle down, Nancy. :p

You're my kid brother's age. I see where you're coming from with the flawed math, though.

You want pitching? Talk to Dayton Moore. Good luck with that, by the way.

We'll get the pitching don't you worry your pretty little head. It's their top offseason priority. We're going to be fine.

Nancy.

I'm not drunk enough yet I can still type.

May I munambo dog face to the banana patch?

not gonna work Sally Struthers

The 1969, 1970, 1971, and 1972 Royals send belated birthday wishes. They almost forgot you like you forgot them...

See 4th... I knew you were a dumb bitch but I don't have the capacity to work the interwebs at the moment so I'm just going to trust the damn o's fan... **** me.

Great album

I beg your pardon. It was 1969.

42 years. Who's the bitch now 4th?

:p

What did you do for 4th and Long day?

I took the day off. Didn't do much, unless laundry counts as "much."

Let's see , ... I watched the wifey have a few seizures (daily occurance). Ummm, ... I made a trip to Independence to buy some kitty supplies and to grab some dinner. Came back home, ate dinner, did some dishes and now I have a kitty on my lap attacking my arm (OOOWWWUUHHHH!!!) while I try and type.

Sounds like the kind of bdays I have. Except no current cat and no current wife. I'd like a cat again.

I have 3 kittens left out of this litter. You can have ALL of them.

My birthday was over 28 minutes ago so I'm calling it a night. Have a good one, ol' buddy. :thumb:

I've always loved cats but somehow I've had bad experiences with the last 3. I live in an upstairs apartment.... not that that matters to cats... but I dont want anymore pets until I move.

Goodnight 4th.... hope you had a good bday.