Welcome Lurkers and Noobs!
 

During the past 3.5 days, we've had 75 new registrations at ChiefsPlanet. This is a record for 2004. Congratulations and welcome home.

That is a combination of 2 things, IMO:
1. The Chiefs win.
2. Due to poor board performance, we shut out non-registered viewing.

Whatever your reason for registering, welcome to your site. We are the undisputed largest and busiest fan operated Chiefs website on the internet. It has also been reported through independant studies that we are the largest sports related BB dedicated to a single professional team.

Whether that makes us the "Best" is debatable, but we're pretty proud of this place. It is a community operated site, not a dictatorship. So, if you see something you'd like to have changed or added, speak up.

Great news....welcome to the board folks.

Well la di dah!

Welcome, I guess..just DON'T be stupid, okay...?

Thanks Phobia. Long time reader here, first time caller... glad to finally come out of lurkerdom. There are so many entertaining stories and people here, and like everybody else I love the Chiefs. Nice digs you guys have, I can't wait to learn more about some of you interesting people.

That's it, buddy. You're BANNED.

BANNED!!!!

Burn him, burn him.......







they told me you were lighter than a duck.

Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...

She turned me into a newt!!!!









Well, I got better...........

Well, thanks for all the posts, lurkers and noobs. This has been really fun for me.

And in the end, isn't that the only thing that's really important?

In my end? No, not really - pervert!

What! What did I do?! You will RUE this day. I promise you, this day will be RUED! Nobody just goes kicking me off their internet message board. There are three things you never do in life, kick Cindy Crawford out of your bed for eating crackers, ban me from a message board, and sodomize a cow using a curling iron. And I bet you're just the type of guy who'd do all three of those, you sick puppy... well you just watch, I'll create my own board... and it'll be called Chiefs Parallel Universe, and it will RULE THE WORLD!

Ya know... The cow comment has me just a little bit scared. Just a little.. %(/

Commence with the Rueing.

Errr. Ya.

i think phob's jus' lonely...

I am. You don't call, you don't write. I have to just show up at functions to see you anymore....

Hi.

I find it predictable that none of the noobs are posting here. I have put in a stat previously that we have over 1000 registered users that have never posted. I don't think the new rule about unregistered users will change a thing. They register and lurk in invisible mode, nothing changes.

geez, are they also under your bed at night when you go to sleep

Sooo u mean we actually are supposed to post?? WOW!!

Well, if you can't put up anything more thought provoking than that, no. Go back to lurking, please Mr. King.

;)

Sarcasm...I love that entire concept.

thought provoking?
here?

ROFL

Heh heh - I'm glad you got my little joke. I guess I'll throw you some rep or something.

that's alright, you'll take it back when you read my lame ol yeller reference on the other page.

Hey noobes and Lurkers...Welcome to the planet. Most of what the esteemed leader said in the first post is true. Pull up a chair and stay a while. Chime in and don't suck for the first few posts. You need to have a little thicker skin to make it here but if you can make it her you can make it anywhere...cue Sinatra....Fade to Black...Cue Music....

Nah - I don't give neg rep for stupid jokes. I give neg rep for stupid.

thick skin? BS. this place is cool if you're not a dick.

signed,
the dick

My mom repeatedly told me I wasn't stupid, I just always did stupid shit.

Come to think of it, that's stupid.

That's pretty true. I was roasted by KC Wolfman and Logical (aka Vlad Logicslav) after my first post. All I said was that I was too young to remember the Chiefs SB win when I was 6. KC Wolfman has been giving me grief ever since. :)

I posted a new thread and the board was having issues with performance and I posted the thread twice. The regulars were all over it. Making fun of it and posting "fun" stuff in it...It was all in fun but I could see how that would have chased someone off. And maybe the planet doesn't want thin skinned hombres hanging in the planet. kind of a natural selection process...But the regulars could be nicer to noobes..

As a start I will say....

Welcome to the Planet! :thumb: We are glad to see you. Thanks for joining us. Now turn on Oprah settle in and give us a hug.....Okay maybe this won't work out after all.....:rolleyes:

Noobs, don't bother me.

Cranky, cranky, cranky

I think that post makes you cool. Honestly. Really...

If not for Kyle, Phil, Russ, and others taking me in here after I was a stubborn bastidge when the first Star BB went down I'd be "homeless."

So I guess I'm an immigrant here myself. N00bs need hazing, but after they've earned their stripes there's plenty of room on the Planet for everyone.... :)

See thats the attitude I'm talking about. After I got "hazed" with the double thread mistake and didn't get mad about it everything was cool. Even got my first rep from a planeteer for taking the "hazing" with a smile.

I got hazed mighty well when I first appeared. And I gotta admit it was my own damn fault. :banghead:

I “Tried” cracking a joke, in response to a thread. :shake:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12840

which led to a meeting of minds, :hmmm:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12842
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12850
(I still didn’t have a word ?spell check program so it made things even worse.) :banghead:


which led to a great “tear me a new azzhole for mouthing off to the wrong guy” thread, which saw Hawianboy toast me alive. :deevee:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12848
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12856


BUT!!
I did admit my mistake, and appoligize for it. :thumb:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=12871

Not that any of these INGRATES ever accecpted it. :cuss:



After that I just kinda blended in …not bad for a Ra!der fan huhh? :clap:

Raider fan huh, we all just thought you were a lost motor head.:p

Raiderfan?

Hell, with about 4lbs of viagra I think you could be a full fledged US Citizen! :thumb:

Let's start our own Noob Hatas 4 Life club.

Hey, I have been a lurker here for quite a while. I feel like I know quite a few of you here. Most of the time I surf during work so I don't post much if at all. But this is my favorite place to go for a quick Chiefd fix!

Ditto..to what Holden said,`cept for that whole"quick Chiefd fix" thingy.

Go Bronc....umm Go other AFC West team.

Bah! That ain't so bad...my "hazing thread" list is much longer than that!

four POUNDS of viagra?

mmmmmmmmmm... :D

Yeah - yours and gochiefs are the top 2 from ChiefsPlanet. Congratulations on *that* accomplishment.

He will, he will, HE IS THE KING of lurkers.

Gee,, your right!..I feel MUCH better :thumb:

Yours took longer because you thought you were so smart when you got here. We had to slap that out of you before proceeding. Of course you helped us with your "spy work" running into houses, etc.

The best ever was the story about the chocolate hogs.

Was that before or after the $1 million schoolbus lawsuit?

Hey, Mizzou, what do you think of my new sig? Saul noticed it already.

Uh, Is this where I am supposed to post?

Well, there's one now. Hi noob, did you bring beer?

All noobs can give their rep to me. I'm pretty much the coolest guy around here.

How the hell's he gonna smoke those cigs with that tape on him...?

Yep...you and Phony_Freakshow_Fan about the coolest....

Agreed. Someone should piss on him while he's vunerable.

Well, prior to pissing on him it is a requirement to shave his eyebrows.

I live in the NOW....what comes later will take care of itself...

Yes. Light him on fire and then piss him out...

i thought that "here and now" stuff died out in the early seventies...

what are you, some latter day hippy? :p

Actually, I think latter-day hippies live in the "then"....

too-shay, my man, too-shay!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

What is this rep you all talk about??

REP!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

:rolleyes: and I wonder why the new people aren't posting,,,,,

Ahhh,,,,to be so noobish and ask,,,,I remember what it was like. :)

Ok son,,,REP is reputation. If someone posts a comment you like you can give him rep. :thumb: (look at the green squares under your name Bottom left.)
As well as bad…….I AIN”T FORGOT MIZZ!! :cuss:


Since you asked so politely I gave you rep. (click on the icon that looks like some fool screaming to give it. Bottom right by the edit/deleat icons)

To see your rep, hit your profile icon, then scroll down ( and you'll see what I wrote. :evil:

Don't worry A year from now,,,you’ll be bringing marshmallows to the camp fire ROFL