A REALLY nice police officer
 

My son was going 60 in a 40 speed limit, the officer who pulled him over said he would have to go to court Nov 15, when Joseph told him he had to report to his station on Nov 8 the officer said because Joe was so polite and because he really appreciates his williness to serve our country he gave Joe a ticket for not giving a signal while changing lanes, a fifty dollar fine he can mail in. We thought that was really nice of him, since joe would have gotten several points on his license being 20 miles over the speed limit.

To me "nice" would have been letting him off the hook. It's funny how most police officers only hand out tickets to certain types of people.

My early theory is he will speed again.

There is no such thing as a "nice" cop. They are traitors to their fellow man and have given up their membership in the human race.

Skips a narc.

I once got a ticket from an airplane on my way to GW1. The officer even asked me what I did. I told him I was headed home for a week prior to being deployed to Saudi. He didn't care.

he's 19 , he's been trapped at Fort Knox for over 4 mos. He is usually a really safe driver. It was after 12am and him and some friends were on their way home from a movie, there were really no traffic out that late on a wed. night. But yea, he probably will speed again sooner or later.

who would you call if someone broke in on your family? GhostBusters?

I would introduce them to my S&W .357 Magnum.

Funny cause when someone broke into my house I WENT TO THE fuckIN LAW AND THE COPS TOLD ME *WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO*
SCARED MOTHERfuckERS THAT THEY REALLY ARE.

SO I WENT AND GOT MY SHIT BACK AT THE END OF MY .44 DE. shit go bang people get the hint.:cuss:

I totally got caught do a California stop today by an officer on his motorcycle. He just gave me a hard look. I'll take the hard look over a fine anytime. For the first time in a long time I can say I actually think the cops where I am at are really trying to be REAL cops and revenue gathering machines preying upon the very people they are supposed to be serving.

I don't have a problem with a cop giving me a ticket when I'm speeding. It's my own fault for breaking the law. What pisses me off is the attitude they carry. Just write the fucking ticket and let me go, don't act like I just ran over a family of nuns walking their baby ducks. I just can't figure out why these a-holes seem to take the smallest things so seriously.

That burns me as well. I got pulled over once for avoiding a traffic device and you would have thought I was trying to smuggle WMDs into a school for the physically handicapped.

Once I was pulled over for speeding outside Des Moines by a state trooper. He was about 3/4 the way out of his car when he darted back inside the car because he forgot to put on his goofy state trooper hat. I guess it's a law in Iowa that in order to issue a traffic ticket, you must look like a dork first.

It's when they question me that I get hacked. "So where are you going this evening is such a hurry Mr. Larson?" Who gives a flying fuck where I'm going and why is that any of you business douchbag.

Or the always clever "What's the emergency?" Gee, I'm in labor asshole, just write the ticket.

My favorite was the State Trooper that pulled me over because he didn't see the temp tag in my brand new truck. As he walked up he noticed and proceeded to warn me that I needed to get my plates. "In five more days I can write you a ticket" Then pull me over in five days, dick.

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While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.

You have a bike in there? If they can't find drugs, they'll go after bikes.

That sums it up pretty nicely.

I am sure he was just looking for his cat.

You can also ask them why can't they be nice like firemen, that's always a big hit (my dad's a retired firefighter and let's just say he doesn't have a real high opinion of the cops in my hometown).

ROFL

Is that a picture of the last cop that pulled you over or Jamie getting roasted?

Actually, I've never been pulled over. I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

ya I was in a friends car one time, in derby actually, the speed limit was 40 at the time, but we were entering a highway, you could see the 55 speed limit sign increase about 150 ft away, so he started accelerating up to 55. and sure enough there was a cop there waiting to get people in the middle of that speed limit increase, he was up to about 50 before he passed the new 55 mph sign. the 2 cops come to the car, one on each side and just screamed at my friend " BOY YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!!" my friend just said "excuse me?" and the cop yelled again "I SAID YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!" and he started yelling something else at him when my friend just yells back OKAY!!! and handed the license and registration to him.

to me, most cops that sit there waiting for speeders like that is just out to get people. and I don't think thats right. they are just out to get people and charge them $100 for something so pity

Oh your one of those guys. Probably doesn't help to be driving a bug either.

So you drive like you fight?

His bumper sticker says, "I break for hoodlums."

Yes.

Yup. That sounds pretty terrible.

Okay, there's lots of cop-bashing going on, but do you think the world would be a better place if there were no speeding laws? I sure don't. There are enough stupid drivers out there as it is who ignore the speeding laws. If they could drive as fast as they wanted, there would be a lot more people getting killed on the roads.

I can’t believe what I’m hearing. Actually, I really shouldn’t be all that surprised, but this is complete utter BS from you guys. And I know I’ll get flamed for this, but seriously- one of these days- some cop just might save your freakin life. It is not very likely, but you never know…

And yes, I’ve dealt with my fair share of azzwipe cops. I’m a damn hippie after all- they think of us as the lowest scum. But, I’ve also had my fair share of profoundly nice and yes- considerate cops!

It might be because I showed them a little respect when they pulled me over or paid an unwelcome visit to my home. Pay someone a little respect and talk to them like they are human, and they just might pay you a little respect as well. And NO- nobody in my family is or ever has been a policeman or fireman.

But, the fact of the matter is- if you’re speeding- you should EXPECT to get a ticket. If you’re sitting around on your couch pulling from a bong, EXPECT the fact that you might get busted. If you’re jaywalking or beating someone up- you are essentially breaking the law and don’t be surprised if you’re hauled off in handcuffs. Do the crime- pay the fine.

Yea, some of them have bad attitudes- but wouldn’t you? Think about the consequences of their every day job- the fact that every time they pull over a van with a handful of Mexicans they might get themselves riddled with bullets. Every time they pull over a drunken driver, they are exposed to another possible danger. You don’t think this would stress the shit out of you? The fact that society pays them little respect. It’s no wonder these guys have one of the highest rates of alcoholism for a working profession.

I ride around with a Grateful Dead sticker on the rear window of my SUV- and I have no speeding tickets nor do I have any DUI’s- You know why? ‘Cause I’m not breaking the law. I’ve been pulled over a couple of times for being 10 miles over the limit, and both times they gave me nothing but a verbal warning. Now, those are some nice cops. The ones who were pricks to me in the past may be because I probably needed an adjustment on my attitude anyhow.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying cops aren’t azzes- I’m just saying if you break the law and you’re a prick about it- don’t be surprised if the cop is too.

Alright Mr. Goody Two Shoes.

Okay, I think that racist remark is going to have to result in a banning, or at least a threat.

Oh brother, a lecture from the Cosmic Enforcement Agency, spare me.

I apologize, I am not trying to be racist- but I needed to present a visual example.

The vast majority of cops are decent. The problem is that one bad encounter with one cop will forever taint most people's opinions of them. Since they are in a position of authority, when one abuses it it makes a big impression.

No they're not.

That door swings both ways (forget it gobret). Many cops could put that suggestion to use.

I don't have a problem with cops. I have a problem with assholes. I realize that when I get caught breraking the law, I will get in trouble. That doesn't give a policeman the right o be a demeaning dick over a speeding infraction. I always treat them with respect, even the assholes. It's gotten me out of plenty of tickets.

And I don't give them a free pass just because their job sucks. A lot of people's jobs suck, and they don't go on a powertrip over it. If it's so terrible, get into a different line of work.

But what if McDonald's isn't hiring?

I was pulled over for speeding a few months ago and he just told me to slow down no ticket that was nice :thumb:

I think the vast majority of cops are hypocritical aholes with an attitude problem and that there is a minority of honorable cops who seek nothing more than justice, rather than degrading people they pull over for speeding.

A-hole cops: 65-70%
Honorable cops: 35-30%

IMO.

Are you hot?

If you are a fat ugly pig, you would've gotten the ticket.

Unless you just happened to get a decent police officer that day.

No I did not cry I said sorry was in a hurry and did not relize how fast I was going

My sister, when we were teenagers, and she was quite a "hottie" according to all of my friends then...

Anyways, she told me she would tell the officers she had diarreah and she really needed to get home. She never had a speeding ticket and she drove like a junkie on speed.

I didn't believe her until one time, she was indeed speeding and was pulled over. She pulled the "Sorry officer, but I've got diarreah" bull and he bought it....damn her.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably wouldn't admit to being a "fat ugly pig" even if she was.

CosmicPal = CEA

True.

If the cop let off, chances are that she is not a fat ugly pig anyway. :)

BIG_DADDY = Man with small penis

I haven't had a speeding ticket in weeks.

They call me the sheriff at blockbuster, handing out fines with goofy sun glasses is my M.O. Just doing my job ma'am here is a 12.22 dollar late fee on seabiscuit. Powertrip? You bet,1000 addresses and CC numbers at my disposal

is it because your constantly stoned? That'd be my guess.

Tell us again how you don't break the law being a Dead Head Mr. Cosmic Enforcement Agent.

I know, I know, your one of those dead heads who eats Oreo's and brings milk to the show.

I was going to pick up my step-son from school and I was running late, I got pulled over on chestnut expressway, if you live in springfield, you know where that is, well, I got caught going 59 in a 45, I explained I was running late to pick up my son, I still got a damn ticket, and I am far from fat or ugly, you just some pricks out there, and some are cool. Stumppy had just got one the day before going 20 miles over the limit, 2 tickets in 2 days that really blowed. I accidently posted under stumppys name I hate when he don't log out. He usually forgets to log out lil stumppy, what a mess.

[QUOTE=badgirl] just some pricks out there, and some are cool. [QUOTE]

Just as in real life......

In general, wouldn't most people have a difficult time relying on <i>anything</i> said or done by someone who chooses to be called "stumppy"?

Bob Dole can't recall a single instance in the past 60+ years where someone said, "You know...I was really counting on stumppy."

Pricks? Where?

What a sad, miserable existence.
:p

Do women ever offer to sleep with you to get out of a 'no rewind' penalty?

But of course, Demonpenis has all this power and is drunk with it.

Oh man, you did that too????

For once...skippy and I agree.

Miss out on taking your vitamins today, Big Boy? WTF is your gig?

Is this how you accumulate 21,000 mindless posts by quoting yourself?

If you want to start a discussion with me regarding the principals of our public servants, feel free to chatter away- but giving me delightful monikers such as Cosmic Enforcement Agency and challenging me with these asinine quotes isn't going to get you anywhere.

I love how so many people love to bash law enforcement. :shake: I work in the field and most men and women I know are not pussy cops or asses but people who put their life on the line every freaking day. MOst do not give a rat's ass about tickets or being pricks to everyday good people. All it takes is one or two in this field to make us all look bad. Most do care about taking the shit bags off the streets, it is sometimes the system above the cops that f things up. We are not any different then most of you on here. Outside of work most of the time you would never know what field I work in. Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.

Sorry I don't buy it. 9 out of 10 times I've been pulled over the cop was a prick. It's bad enough you may have to pay an outrageous fine, what sucks even more is to be belittled when they are writing you the ticket. I guess if I was a blonde with big tits and a nice ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (a little quote from True Romance) I would never get a speeding ticket and I might actually get a little respect from a Cop. I would say there is only a handful of actual goodguy cops. I think the whole power trip goes to their heads and they feel above the law and better than most civilians.

That pretty much sums up it up. They may not all be that way, but the majority of them are.

Well thank you for the insults. I am glad you feel we are all fu%ks. Your way of thinking is the same kind of mindset that was in place up until the 1960's. I really wish that law enforcement as a whole would all take about a month off. Everyone of us. I would love to see how things would be for that month. Again, thanks for the stereotypes and insults. :shake:

Pulled over 10 times, huh?
And the cops are the ones who think they're above the law? OK

Hey Einstein, maybe if you backed off the accelerator once in while, you wouldn't be so persecuted.

:mad: ROFL

What the hell, take a year off.

Thank you :clap:

Somebody is hella sensitive this morning. Don't even recognize when somebody is jerking your chain huh? :hmmm: Take another :bong: before you check into work at the CEA homeboy.

A cop gave you dope? Nah, can't be.

That's Cosmic's kind of cop. Bust the evil speeders and then give him some dope for the concert.

Even better!!

Let's hope he was nice during your eight hours of unconscious memory lapse. Are you sure he was a cop, or did he just have a badge?

In my opinion, the people who hate cops are the ones who get in a lot of trouble or care about someone who does. My brother is always in trouble with the law, hes a moron, so my mom don't like the cops. The way I figure it is, if you break the law its your own fault, the police don't have a gun to your head making you do the crimes, the laws are not written by the police officers who are out there everyday risking their lives, they just enforce them, just don't break the law and you should be fine. I respect the police officers who do their job, I don't respect how some of them do go on a power trip, the ones the worse for that are the ones on those cop shows who finally chase down the criminal, and act like they have a seriel killer on their hands, when actually they were just running cause they had some old warrent on them and didn't want to go to jail, those cops make me sick cause they know they are on camera and just go all out to be a azz. well I have posted under lil stumppys name, this is Badgirl not lil stumppy, but I don't feel like rewriting it.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate what the police stand for and their efforts to make my world safer. I also (as I said in a previous post) always treat them with respect. But that doesn't change the fact that the large majority of them that I've met had a chip on their shoulder. I've also witnessed them abusing their power and don't get me started on all the breaks they give to anyone with a set of tits.

And don't give me the "only criminals dislike cops" bullsh*t either. I haven't had any trouble in the law since I was a dumb kid, and I've only received 3 moving violations in the last 8 years or so.

It's funny. Maybe your whole "the world would fail without us" attitude is part of the problem. Don't act like I owe you something. You get paid by my tax dollars. You're here to serve and protect, not hold it over my head that you can take that protection away.

You don't owe me jack. Even if you don't respect the majority of police officers I would still come to your aid if you needed it. Yes there are some in the field that have a big chip on their shoulders, but not the majority of them. Yes there are some that run on a power trip, but not all. You will find people like this in almost any profession. I only bring up the argument that if police went on a vaction for a while the community would be hurt argument to those that want to disrespect police and the job they do. Most do respect police and I have come to deal with those that do not. It is your choice. I'm not working in the field to change your mind or those that agree with you, I'm just doing what your paying me to do.