I'm drunk
 

I've been drinking 151's and Dr. Peppers tonight. I am felling nooooon pain.


Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

No idea what a 151 is.

But I'm 7 deep in a case and I don't gotta' be up until 4 pm...

Didn't know Dr. Pepper could have that kind of effect on you. Just figured it'd make you pee a lot... especially over 100 of them.

Bacardi 151. High Octane kick you in the ass firewater. Part of the Caribou Lou the favorite drink of Tech N9ne.

Take me drunk..I'm home! Errr....I had no eyesdea she was so large ossifer. Thank you for locking me up for the evening.

It's an Irish night over here. WHiskey and Bailey's all around.

Good for u raiderhader but why dr pepper,,,why not coke?

Rausch, you don't care about thanksgiving day football?

You're drunk. You're under arrest, give me all your money.

The Chiefs arent' playing so I don't HAVE to be up. Sure, I'll watch, but it's not a priority.

Got your self all liquored up so you can take advantage of yourself, isn't that nice.

151 proof rum. good stuff.

ROFL

I'm a light weight.....

Holy $#it! They just showed some chick give birth on "Family Bonds."

And I mean they SHOWED the birth....gah.....where's 151 when ya' need it...

This isn;t Bacardi, it's a cheaper brand. Typically I would go with the Bacardi, butr this is just for mixing.

I myself am doing 800mg of Motrin ever 5-6 hours and needing it badly.

You might want to mix the next one a tad weaker...

It;s something my brothers turned me onto ( I think its a new fad, or something).

IV, nose, or freebase?...

You don't weigh enough to be a lightweight. EAT SOMETHING!!!!!

Ok.....

I'm a pill popper, but if they had a sniffing version I wouldn't be opposed.

I can top u,,,I am buzzing on Vicks Nyquil and the dam pies better get done soon cause I am heading to dreamland.

****...I was completely unprepared for that response...

Look on the bright side: you're the only woman I've ever known to go three months without ever seeing her have a period.

Oh come on! The bottle says no more then 1200 mg a day, I'm taking almost 3 times that...

What's the ailment? :hmmm:

:hmmm:Look again.

I've been waiting for the other 3 weeks out of the month from this chick for a while. It ain't happening.

I feel badly for her poor, small-penised husband.

He's a Chiefs fan in 2004. 'Nough said.

Emergency root canal yesterday, this is what the doc told me to take.

Absoluuuuutley.

okay your tougher because I can't chug more then a capful of that cherry crap :deevee:

Sounds like marijuana addiction to me.

I remember when I looked forward to the night before Thanksgiving. It was always the biggest drinking night of the year back home.
All the hot puss that moved out of town would be back and made for excellent pelt hunting.
Tonight the fiance fell asleep on the couch at 8:30 and I baked a homemade pumpkin pie.
My pussification has officially begun. Someone please pass me some rusty scissors so that I can finish removing what is left of my nuts.

Sharing is caring.

Yep,we were at a bar Sat night and my buddy's wife was ordering Capn Morgan and Dr Pepper and I kept thinking wtf??

OH,since you're drunk I have 2 tickets to the Christmas Day game that can be had for a good price if you don't mind sitting next to Delt and keeping him company :D

I don't know what you meant by that,,,but oh well. But I am curious about why you are always talking about my husbands penis?

And so ends the saga of " trapper John " LOL, I feel your pain bro! :deevee:

I'm not hungry though....

Thanks man. She's officially gone to bed for the night so I'm going to grab a bottle of scotch and yell at the dogs until I pass out in a pool of my own urine.

fucker. I'm drink uneogh I might take uyou up on that. I sat with Brian at the houston game, adn drove hime around that weekend, and I still qwouldn't mind it.


Hit me up when I'm sober and I might disapoint my mom and take you up on the offer.

RThat sounds like a fucking good time. Goiug to bed with she that is....

This first post looks so gochiefs that I feel a natural urge to send neg rep after reading it.

Uh....cause it's fun? Actually, there is a term called compensation by the psychologists. The "little man" complex. Sometimes called the "Napolean Complex". It states that small men tend to accumulate big things in compensation for their size. They like big cars, big houses and even big wives. They take every competition as an affront to their masculinity. You know, like wanting to outdo the neighbors in a Christmas decoration contest. Or any other contest. Your husband is 5'8 or shorter isn't he?

PleaSE do.

OK, you asked for it.

a root canal and no good drugs to take??

what kind of charlatan did you go to, anyway? :( :( :(

haha I only opened this thread because I saw the pastor posted on it, I was like... what kind of comment is mike going make on this post

I was right!

Kooool.

Ha! I'm so drunk it looks like positive rwp.

gee whiz, jaimie...

sounds like you're flying and enjoying the trip... :D

i'd join you, but i think you've got a really big head start on me... :thumb:

He's 5'8 exactly,,,your so good. But just because he has this major urge for competion doesn't mean he is not very well endowed. The Big truck is mine, the big car is his, the big house is ours, it might just be we work hard for what we have. And honey you just keep on thinking I'm a big girl.ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Flying is fuuuun!

you're lucky you live in tejas.

No. i'n not.

you would be after I picked up PHOB and we came over and scared the "MY SWEET JESUS" out of you.

Allright..someone pass me something strong. Our new pup (10 months old) that we picked up about a month and a half ago has shit in the house twice tonight.
I think he's never had to #2 in the snow before and is a little freaked out.
I can deal with cleaning up a little poo but I keep on catching him eating it. I'm tempted to put one of my lit cigarettes in the middle to make him a little thanksgiving cupcake.
Someone pass me something strong and ASAP.

The first person who could see me right away. He probably figured it was strong enough after the laughing gas almost caused me to start throwing up, LOL!

Bummer; been there done that. Hang in there...Tylenol 3, with codiene worked well for me. :hmmm:

You son oif a bitch! that is hilarious!


nice touvh putting zRush in the backgrouynf.


My brothet just informed me I can't typeright now.,

Nah; morphius would skip the marijuana and head straight to the good, illegal, stuff.

haHAHAHAHA!. I'M DRUNK ENOUYGHT THAT THAT movie would either scre ther hell out of me ebven more sop than before, or I'would just laugh at it.

Hey, you're a lot of fun. But I nailed it didn't I. And Yes, my degree is in psychology. I'm guessing you at 5'6". And a lot of people work hard for their money but don't fit this particular model.

What kind of big truck do you have? I still might be persuaded to consider a casual relationship even though I think you're kinda snippy.

I'm hurting bad right now.

I had 5 vodka and cokes and 3 shots of black label Southern Comfort before I even went out to the bar tonight.

I can't believe I'm still awake.

Is Jamie about to score with his clone? You can see him in the mirror.

If so, is it incest or homosexuality?

gotta respect the black label so co

Nah i lost my respect for it when it made me spew on one to many occasions.

You're reeruned. Jamie is gonna score with that homemade tennis racquet in his hand.

Hey, if I were gay I know I'd be all over myself.

Can you imagine how easy life would be? I would probably throw my own back out at least once a day though.

Well, I'm reasonably sober now. Geez, I couldn't type worth a damn earlier. You would think JOhn was posting or something.

I have the utmost respect for black label so co, especially a bottle that's aged about 3 years.

Judging from how I feel this AM, I won't be paying a visit to that bottle anytime soon.

So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?

My stomach's tad on the queasy side, but other than that I feel fine.

No hangover. Just smoked too much and my nose is full of nasty garbage...