Joanie Laurer a.k.a. Chyna has a penis
 

Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. Chyna from WWE fame, the steroid juicing masculine freak turns out was a man the entire time. How did Hugh Hefner of all people allow this she male to pose twice for a classy magazine of feminine beauty like Playboy?

Just yesterday, a porn company released Chyna's new sex tape with her boyfriend out to the public and guess what she has between her legs???

http://www.clubredlight.com/content/...co=1&d=600x600

http://www.1nightinchina.com/

Um, I wouldn't click on that from work.

Lies.

That protusion from her genital area isn't a penis. :rolleyes:

holy hell thats messed up.Glad i never beat off to that.

close enough.It would make me wanna put my pants back on.:Lin:

AUGH!

Maybe. It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm pretty sure it's just a big clitorus. They do get that big, so I hear. ROFL

Dude, that's a freaking dong.

Thank goodness I didn't click on that...

Maybe on pacaderms.

if that isnt a warning for women not to use roids,i dont know wtf is.

AVN has reviewed tens of thousands of porn movies and after their reading their review, they are pretty sure its a penis.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary...tent_ID=207655

When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

Problem is, what we can see looks like a bundle of sticksgy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, car-crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it’s not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

After a bit of the ol’ in n’ out, we cut back to Sean talking to the camera in China, stumbling through some obviously improvised lines. We’re oddly glued to the screen to see how bad he’ll get and hoping that we can witness in full-color that mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.

Girls if ya want a big one, juice up, get ready for pimples on your ass, a dick of a clit with a hood like an uncut foreskin and…”Get Ready to Rumble!”

At this point, we could be watching two men have sex. It’s that scary.

I'm completely and utterly at a loss for words.

It definitely looks like a dick. Think 'he' had an operation.

This blows the Womens Private Parts thread right out of the water! ROFL

i don't know why this is news, chyna has always looked like a dude.

couldn't pay me enough to click on that link..

I can see some of you failed biology and steroids class 101.

Her extremely enlarged clitoris, and yes kids, thats what it is, is from steroid use.

As you were.

- Dr. 4th

Not to far off the beam from where Vanessa Del Rio's thang was.

TTIFWOP*

*(This Thread Is Fine With Out Pics)

Gah!! My eyes!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://users2.ev1.net/~binker/New/Jo...a)_FBBL01a.jpg

:p

Ahhh, This thread is f'ing worthless without pics huh? Well here you go!...

Oh, wait a minute, you explained it, good thing... :)

no home run record is worth having that between your legs

It is customary to warn if a link is not work safe. Get with the program noob. :mad:

There are not work safe links! :shake:

http://www.mediamon.com/fusha/joanie...na/Chyna06.jpg
http://wallpaper.microchiot.com/i/wpp_800/5/8/Chyna.jpg
http://vinrotica.com/products/photos...es/chyna4b.jpg
http://www.house-o-celebs.com/chyna_...er_01magic.jpg

Go on.

Click.

You know you want to.

It's like a car wreck.

You can't help but look.

:p

Not sure but the the "porn company" and "sex tape" comment might have been an indication. :)

scratches head. *wtf*?

I think "she" is a hermaphrodite.

31 posts and no meatpeeker jokes? You guys are slipping.

WTF? You think I clicked on it from work? Just a helpful hint for the future. But I do look foward to going home and clicking on the link and seeing the penis :)

this suprises anyone?

[QUOTE=David.]i love the cock![QUOTE]


at it again.:shake:

:spock:

NTTAWWT
:thailor:

[QUOTE=MOhillbilly]HAHA, WAY TO **** IT UP reerun ROFL :)

meh. I try :(

Just looks a large clitoris, I know some of you that go porking get those all the time...

that's not a schlong ... that's an super closeup pic of an engorged
clit (post steroids)


not that it's exactly "pretty" but you guys are doofy ROFL


maybe you guys just haven't ever gotten a woman turned on enough to make it "engorged"


:p :p

Ummm, that's not a penis. ROFL

Maybe you guys are used to looking down and seeing something that small but, ummm, that's not a penis.

Or maybe we've never turned on a she-male.:p

:clap:



nlm nlm



i may get drunk, but not THAT drunk :)

DUDE. It has a head and a shaft.

THAT IS A FREAKING DONG.

I am with Lazarus on this one. I think it is a she, and she fucked herself up by taking steroids. As for what looks like a nut sack can't be, if you look close enough you can see that there are lips surrounding the clit and whatever else there is.

Now I have seen some engorged clits before, but nothing that nasty. I just lost my lust for Chyna. :(

Her son doesn't attend a Catholic Military School, does he?

Good Lawd. heln?

Its not a pecker..........But is definitely a pecker deflater in at least 1 household.

The MASTER has spoken!

I bow to your superior knowledge!

Just because there its bigger than yours meatpeeker, doesn't make it a dong.

Regardless........I wonder if her boyfriend gets confused on weather to flick it, or jack it off......


PS.........I also find it humorous to see "4th and LONG" posting on this thread.

How is it not a dong? I see a shaft, a head, and a nutsack. INSIDE the lips.

I am shocked and appalled.

Didn't anyone else see her in playboy a few years ago? Either they airbrushed really well or RedNFeisty and everyone else is correct (not that I know what the pics look like, I am at work and do not dare open that link yet).

I don't like to brag ... :D

You've obviously looked at more peckers than I have.............I've allegedly seen more 'Giners than you.

Its nasty, fugly, and possibly the grossest thing I've seen on the planet........But its not a womb wrecker....well...your girlfriend might think so...

Are you being a smart ass!?! I will slap you up side your head if you are! :spank:

:p

She is more then likly just a hermaphrodite.

Heln would be on you like white on rice for such a mischaracterization, red...............She's the perfect chic...........one who could hit your gspot with no hands.


Its not a dong.........Its a clit the size of a mini Pringles can.

I don't think there is anyway that she would be allowed to pose in Playboy is she was a male. The repercussion on Hugh would be to great.

TEASE!

:p
No, she's a chick but years of steroids wrecked her cooter.

EW, not for me!!

That just can't be real,,,,,,,,,,

I'm sorry but you are not allowed to post on a porn thread, Ms Anti-Porn woman! :shake:

:p

PS - Yes ... it's real.

i think that Quote unquote nutsack is actually the other dudes mushroom head. Well i was going to have some little wiennie sausages tonight, but i think i am going to go hungry

whatever,,,,,all I said in the other thread was that I would not post any porn pictures,,,,,,there is a difference,,,,,:harumph:

We cant REALLY post porn pic here so feel free to post something softcore instead. That shouldnt be a problem .... right? :D

"cooter" ROFL http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gifhttp://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

That explains it, I didn't think of it that way.

ROFL

:D

She's definitely a 'tweener. We'll probably draft her in the 2nd round.

Perhaps but, it would be an upgrade from our current roster? :shrug:

:p

Did anyone ever think that maybe that isn't her?

I can't watch the video so im going to say no and its more fun this way I guess?

It's a huge fucking clit. JBret, you have no say in this.

For more evidence that this is just one huge clit, please review the following NON WORK SAFE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clits of Biblical Proportion

I am shocked and appalled that you think you see a nutsack. If you look closely that is a head of a penis rubbing between her lips.

Holy shat! Thank sweet jesus my girl doesn't pop a stiffie like those redwoods... :Lin:

Isn't the clit just an undeveloped dong? All the steroids she has taken probably made it gigantic.

that is some sweet looking box. I found a new wallpaper!

why would any of this content not be work safe?
http://tubgirl.com

oh, you work with humans.... i see

Wow, 164,938,270th link to tubgirl. Next on the list - goatse.

:cuss:

I really hope nobody confuses our online monikers.

S hit I feel inferior after looking at them. I think I need to get a penis pump.

Damn this whole woman can do everything better than men movement.