Where's Skip
 

at today? Somebody made him mad last night. Okay,,who was it? :hmmm:

I'll tell you if you stop being a comatard.

Who gives a shit?

Get a room you two.

He's in the process of moving to Tulsa. He's probably busy packing his shit.

Ben Rothlisberger's grandma.

Thats one of those expressions which could make a thread turn real ugly on this board :shake:

I had the same thought but you beat me to it. :D

He was on here last night during the rep war then disappeared.

Do ya think the aliens came down and got him to probe his uh, mind :hmmm:

^5 :thumb:

Well ... since Skip's not here, I guess I'll do it.
Shut up woman. The men are talking.

:p

Did I not just say this thread could turn ugly? :rolleyes:

Now hun,, just because somebody inquires where somebody else is at,,doesn't mean they wanna get a room. :rolleyes:

So where you at hot stuff :evil:

Yeah, and an Etheopian with a large distended stomach means he's bloated and couldnt eat another bite.

Men? where? who? Tell me damn it, there are men in the room and I can't find them :D

:doh!:

Et tu Bruté?

I'm right here hitten on chiefs4me,,,ya wanna have a three-some? :hmmm:

If I slap you in the mouth with it, will you pay more attentiion? :D

Sounds like 4th may wanna join in. :p

Here ya go Over-head. I got you a present.

http://www.umasecretina.blogger.com....turb_signs.jpg

Use it in good health and have fun.

PS - Send photos. :p

:shake:

You have a sinus infection and cant breathe as it is. I'd kill your ass.

i'm pritty sure me and 4th have made this a thread Skip would be proud of ROFL

:thumb:

ROFL

Now, Now, Now, A woman started this thread. :harumph:

Nope, I am feeling much better now thanks to all the meds I have been taking, I can breath fine now, but I was taking about you, him and chiefs4me in a threesome, not me. :)

as long as I don't get handed "sloppy seconds" :shake:

No way am I sharing,,:p

Woman? What? Where!? I don't see any women on this thread. :D

4th will take the "sloppy seconds", I don't think he really cares what he gets, J/K 4th, don't get all pissy. ROFL

cool!

No Way are you throwing me to the wolves girlfriend,,:shake:

I'll pass on it bud. It's all yours.

If I went first, I'd ruin her for all other men anyway. :D

Ok
wip cream-CHECK
Strawberries-CHECK
satin sheets-CHECK
motel 6 room key-CHECK

I'm ready how about you?

I don't get pissy. I get even. :D

:rolleyes:

Well I guess in that case 4th and over-head will be meeting with each other, yuck thats a scarry image. ROFL

You've been tutored by Skip haven't ya?

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
And we were on a roll too! :(

You are officially off my "Help me! I need an avatar!" list. :harumph:

Sure,,I'll hop in the truck and be right up your way,,;)

Might take a few days though,,ROFL

I wouldn't ruin it for ya darlen
I'm hung like a light-switch, but I can go like a jack hammer ROFL

I hope your truck is able to walk on water, otherwise, youre screwed, and not in a good way.

I'm sooooo sorry, if I didn't rag on you then I wouldn't like you.

Its hidden love, read between the lines, uh, sweetie. ;)

ROFL

Translation: I may not be able to hit the bottom of the well but I can damn sure bang it off the sides. ROFL

I thought you didn't want to be throwed to the wolves, sure, now I get it YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE LIKE YOU SAID, ok then, now I know how you are. ROFL :D

OMG ROFL

Sorry. That empty aplolgy won't cut it. The only way to redeem yourself is to post pictures of your boobies. Over-Head and I are waiting.

:p

SSShhhhhhh

Quit trying to shoosh me and make yourself useful. Go make me a sandwich and bring me a beer .. and the beer damn well better be open before it reaches my hand.

Not to fear!

http://www.marine-atlantic.ca/ :thumb:

Hell 4th, all those pics you put of your girlfriend in all your sigs, why would you care about anyone elses boobies. See thats the thing about guys, they have a good thing at home and they still look for something better. :harumph:

How bout a frosted mug? :p

I have yet to post a pic of one of my women. Besides, it's against board rules. No naked pics allowed.

How bout I frost your lips for you?

:p

Who is the girl in the pics? Are they taken at your house? :hmmm:

forget him,,,YA CAN STILL SHOW ME :thumb:

:spock:

Why? Are you jealous youre not getting enough face time and decided to pose for a sig pic? :p

Yeah, just send them to Over-Head, not me.











Dude, mail me a copy of those pics!

OK,,time to pour on the charm…

I’ll make you breakfast in bed
Give you a back rub
Massage your feet
Have fresh roses for you when you get here
And promise to respect you in the morning.

wadda ya say?

but but but,,you don't drink beer ;)

I'll take the foot rub,,:p

It will still be good practice for you and it will score brownie points with your hubby if you learn this simple trick. Not get to steppin', woman! :p

befor or after the belly rub?

She's married...GREAT!
I ain't looken for Mrs. Right, I just want Ms. Right now :thumb:

before of course,,:rolleyes:

Be careful. He may want to rub your belly from the inside.

You knew that silly,,where's yours at tonight?:hmmm:

dead to the world on the sofa...why the hell do ya think i'm being so brazen.... ROFL

Would NOW be the time to tell her I have a 9 inch toung and can breath through my ears?

ROFL

No time like the present, bro. :D

ROFL I really was curious what happened to skipper,,I missed all the fun last night.

uh, no I was just wondering, thats all. :rolleyes:

:hail:

Well it's been fun,,thanks for teh laughs ladies but it's 10:30, and I gotta be up in 6 hrs.
Ohhh the joy's of living on an island and having to take a ferry to work everyday :(

Good night,
Sleep tight,
And remember ....
I DON"T BITE!

but I do nibble like hell ;)

Their all yours 4th, try not to corrupt them too much eh?

nite,,:thumb:

Oh I think we could teach him a thing or two,,ROFL

This I gotta hear. Enlighten me.