Well its 2:43 and we are still missing a Shutdown CB
 

Way to go Carl.

Actually its 1:44 here....

OMGZ___----~~~ CARL IS ON VACATION.... WER R DOING NOTHINGGGGZZZZZZ OMGZ CARL IS TEH SUK

DUDE!!! IM FREAKIN OUT!!!!

Well it's 2:45 and we haven't quite seen enough of these posts yet.

Way to go dumbass.

It's a quarter to 4 here, so Carl sucks harder in the eastern timezone.

If he crosses the International Date Line, will he be Paris Hilton?

Don't overspend on a CB. Please, for your own sake.

NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS

These threads about Carl doing nothing and signing no one yet were funny on about Sun-Mon. Now they're passe. Nothing worse than stale dumbassery.

Well, there has only been one CB in town, and he is about 5th on my list...So I'm not sweating it yet. When Smoot, Surtain and Law have all signed their deals, then I will start sweating it.

Shit. Do you mean to tell me that I'm wasting my life on here?

It's 1:51 here and it sounds like Trotter is a Chief. Im happy :clap:

Heh, well, that too :)

No, you bring fresh dumbassery to the table on a daily basis.

I don't know, now do I want to know, how hard Carl sucks. But according to your first hand experience, he must be a "hard" sucker.

post #17 and STILL no shutdown corner...?????


:( :doh!:

Now it's 2:59 and still no shutdown corner (tm)

OH THE HUMANITY! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :mad:

That's it...carl needs to be fired... it's official.

3:03 pm CDT and we haven't replaced our entire defense.

Yup.

This is like a time bomb that ticks in the opposite direction.

Thum has Rolle in KC, Peterson has the Fin's GM in Atlanta. Is Saban also the GM? If so Peterson must be walking around drooling & mumbling "fresh meat..."

WTF????? I take my afternoon duke and STILL no shutdown CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!???

Im starting to see things

30 minutes since this thread has been up and still no shutdown corner...




















































Damnit Carl! :cuss:

Didn't you hear... the sky is falling and Carl doesn't care....

What are you talking about? He's in Cancun scuba diving.

It's 3:23... might as well call off the season.

Carl really sucks in England. It's 9:30 over there.

3:25 and Carl is hang-gliding in Cozumel....

Im going to be driving home in about 15-20 minutes..he'll probably sign while Im on the road. Rest assured.

My dumbassery has been kind of stale of late and it needs to be returned.

Well its 6:50 and still no shutdown CB.

Well its 03/03/05 8:09AM CENTRAL and still no shutdown CB.

8:10 Central and this thread is still ghey!

One month and two days later and still no shutdown CB.

One month and two days later and it's still lame...

Lame? I tend to disagree, I think this will provide much fodder in future offseasons and will go down in CP lore like the whole Mike Peterson thing did.

I find it quite humorous...

Such a bundle of joy you always are! :thumb:

I don't think there is such thing as a shutdown CB.

It looks like we have a new wartaint99 in training...

1:24 and we still don't have a hot cheerleading squad way to go carl.

But true...

Humorous only because pathetic often equals funny...

eh...I wouldnt call it pathetic. It's just another running joke.

Peterson, Corey Dillon, Hugh Douglas, Scanlon just to mention a few...while a player is not named, it's funny nonetheless.

Yeah there is....he plays in Denver.



Didnt you see him shutdown Eddie Kennison and Sammie Parker the last time they played the chiefs. :thumb: :p