Here is some good news - Denise Richards!
 

Looks like Charlie found out I'm the real father.

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/...px?news=183283

Richards and Sheen to Divorce
Mar 2, 10:46 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Actress Denise Richards has filed for divorce from her actor-husband Charlie Sheen, citing irreconcilable differences, according to court papers filed Wednesday.

Richards, 34, is six months pregnant with the couple's second child. They also have a daughter, Sam, who will be a year old next week.

The couple married in June 2002 and co-starred in "Scary Movie 3." Richards and Sheen, 39, met while shooting the independent film "Good Advice" in 2000.

They began dating after Richards guest-starred on Sheen's former series "Spin City." The marriage was Sheen's second and Richards' first.

Sheen, who now stars in the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men," is best known for his work in the movies "Platoon," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Hot Shots."

Richards, a former Bond girl, has appeared in a host of movies, including "Wild Things" and "Starship Troopers."

I'd sign that free agent...

That's Irish for "I'd tap dat ass".

She's a fool.....

Yeah - sorry 'bout that Charlie. I have a lactation thing, dude. You wouldn't be able to resist either.

And here I thought after going through all those porn stars and hookers, that Charlie had finally found true love with a real down-to-earth girl. Boy was I naive.

Shame on you, Charlie Sheen. Shame on you for breaking her heart.

I couldn't find the Gaelic translation....

:banghead:
I guess she didn't hear about me and badgirl.

BTW--she wants custody of the kids and support.

Looks like Charlie is paying another one to leave.

;)

And what a fine t-shirt that would make for St. Patrick's Day! ROFL

For being 34 and already having a kid she looks great. Maybe its just my fantasy of marrying a Bond girl.

Are you operating on info not contained in this thread?

Sounds more like SHE found out about Charlie and you. How far is that pregnancy now? :p ;)

Are you taking this thread and my post way too seriously? :)

Now, that's just mean. I've always preferred Emilio.

Well, no. . . But you did seem to seriously be blaming Chazz.

He turns around and tips his hat like this. And I was like EMILIOOOOOOOOO!!!

Um, I thought I was lampooning Hollywood marriages, with a mock-seriousness to ironically illustrate how un-serious and unsurprising the development was. I mean, really, why would anyone care whose fault it is? :shrug:

Don't spend so much time in the DC forum that your sense of humor gets dulled over here. :)

Yay, another hot rich single chick I have no shot with. Whoo!

Oh, I know that Hollywood marriages are a joke. But I still find it relevant if charges of infidelity are thrown around.

Sorry if the knowledge that Meg Ryan likes to fug around on her fam and marriage with an Aussie drunk sullied my view of her a America's sweetheart.

I hear she's a midnight shopper, too. :thumb:

Midnight shopper?

Weren't you the one who said he's taken to doing stuff at night to avoid contact with nasty girls?

No, I'm a hermit for that reason though. I used to be a night owl, but I'm reformed. Sort of. Hard to break old habits.

Do I have to splash cold water on your face? Snap out of it! Let it go!

This thread is a joke. My post was a joke. There was no "charge of infidelity" thrown around. (You can break someone's heart many different ways; since she's the one filing, I assume she's the one who has become disappointed by something Charlie's done.) There's nothing here to concern anyone about being "relevant" to anything of import. :banghead:

I can't believe I'm even typing this. Go back to the DC forum and wrangle with TJ and jAZ. :p

I feel like Bugs Bunny panicking as the gremlin flies the plane toward the ground: "HEE! HI! HO! HEE! HI! HO!" And Baby Lee's the gremlin.

http://members.tripod.com/cinemak/gremlin007.jpg

My bad, I thought you had something about shopping 24 hour stores so you could get stuff at 3 and 4 in the morn when it's not a meat market.


D@mn search Fx.

ROFL

If it makes you feel better, Emilio wasn't much to right home about.

I'm sure I've probably said that at some point. It's not true right now, however. I avoid people in general, though, not just chicks.

I really think you are the one taking this too seriously.
The first time I asked, I actually wanted to know if you had heard something we hadn't read in the thread.
My follow up was just to establish why it interested me; ie HW marriages a joke, cheaters still not a joke yet.

Geez, wear a tank top around SibCat, and he quivers at your muscles and begs you not to kick his ass. ;) :thumb:

Wow, you must've hit the bottle early this morning.

It's funny that they list Ferris in his credits. He was in that movie for about two minutes, and had about five lines.

Best idea I've heard all day. Where the hell's that Knob Creek I bought last week?

But he once was a Repo Man. That can forgive many sins, including Paula Abdul.

looks like charlie got caught fooling around.

If she has the nearly limitless stupidity required to wed Charlie Sheen, AND those looks, she might just be the perfect woman...

No, she's not mute.

That's what you think. You ever hear a deaf girl orgasm?

ROFL - Droz is your little angry drunken German come to life.

Just long enough to be raped by the Principal.

My greatest ambition is to get Jeremy Piven a lifetime achievement award for his excellence as a supporting actor...

I'd call that a fair trade for getting rid of all that fucking annoying "talking".

Skywalker Ranch is begging for my mad skillz. :thumb:

I'm 31. "Selective hearing"? Like there's anything I'd want to hear out of her mouth beyond "do me", "harder" and "you're so BIG!". And I can just use my imagination on that.

The last several posts have been extremely funny, but certainly not funny enough to overshadow #40. What is wrong with you people? That's not even all that obscure.

No, that dude also allegedly solicited an underage pros.

We're talking about Charlie, not Martin.

I do suck, but not because of this particular joke.

He's the fumphery newspaper man on Deadwood nowadays. But he's not, I repeat, NOT Jennings.

Are you suggesting that the Principal wouldn't stick his penis in Charlie's ass unless he were underage?

I wonder if the newspaper guy on "Deadwood" ever takes special pictures of his paper boys.

I don't even remember him being in that movie.

He was the bad boy at the police station that hit on Ferris' sister.

That's clearly a "No Rausch, I haven't."

The sound is one of the most distinguishable things you will ever hear. It'll stick with you forever. It's like walking down a country road at 1am and hearing two cows ****.

Nevermind. I've already bought a ticket on the bullet train to hell...

Heh. Perhaps.

Due to my responses on this thread, I've now received email from 2 different Tom Cash email addresses accusing me of being gay. He says he'd rather I stay in the closet. I'll take that to mean Tom is a major homo-phob which is kinda surprising considering the whole Navy thing....

I'm still not sure how you got from my 'mute girl' to your 'deaf girl orgasm'. I don't want her to be deaf, she needs to be able to hear me. The talking part is what I don't want.

In the na-vy.

I'd watch saying things like homo-phob though, since your handle is what it is.

I'm sorry, I can't let any mention of Ferris Bueller pass without posting a pic of the lovely Ms. Mia Sara:

http://bop.borderline-angel.com/02bfa580.jpg