I am so nervous ....
 

Should I be ?

Im goin for my drivers license tomorrow, and im so nervous and afraid i wont pass the test.

What should I do.

I cant sleep cause im nervous about it. How hard is parrallel parking ? What are some of the big pointers I should know for the test.

Im a good driver its just the test is whats scares me, if I dont do it right I fail.

How hard is parrallel parking ?

Everybody fails their first one, so you might as well spank your pud and get some sleep. You're going to fail.

FWIW, I'm glad this thread isn't about dating Carnies....

ROFL Make sure you drive something with a good turning radius....IE not a 94 nissan Pathfinder :cuss:

ROFL

Im driving a Dodge Neon.

I just pray that I pass it, cause I really do need to get my license.

Does it have a P1MP bumpersticker?

Dude, you aren't going to pass. Seriously.

No but its my brother in laws and he has 20 Inch Rams on it.

George: Alright, now you're gonna see some parallel parking. (spitting into
his hands and rubbing them together) How I wish you could make a living
parallel parking. (turning around in his seat) It's all geometry, knowing all
the angles, when to make that first turn and then when to swing it back in,
that's the key.

This is true.
I took drivers ed and passed it and still failed my first one.
Got it the second time, and, as an added bonus finally at 25 learned how to drive.

Your brother in law is a ****tard.

Eh. If you have room you should just go in head first.

Didn't ya practice over the last year or so?

are u serious? Did he not see the dodge neon sticker on the back? :shake:

Why cause he has 20 inch rims on it. Whenever I get a better car then i have now im goin to get 20 inch rims too.

Then you're a ****tard, too.

Make sure to get some whistles on that thing too.

Why, do you have anything against 20 inch rims ?

If you are applying in Kansas (in olathe), it was a peice of cake, they dont make you park, you need to go slow though (2 under speed limit - especially school zone)... two hands on the wheel, seatbelt, signal correctly ahead of time, complete stop at stop signs and red lights...

The test is pretty easy ( they let you use the booklet) and if you get any wrong they tell you waht you got wrong and let you retake it then and there...

Hopefully they are nice where you are going...

Dont worry, if you dont pass today there is always tomorrow and the next day, you will be driving for the rest of your life... Good Luck

Other than them looking ridiculous not really.

I have something against neons with 20 inch rims. Save the money and buy a better car. :banghead:

Well if parrallel parkin difficult to do ?

Because they are 10 times the size of his manhood.

:drool:

I failed my first one. Evaluator told me to parallel park, backing in first, and to end up 6" from the curb. Then turn off the vehicle and remove the keys from the ignition. When I was done I pulled the keys from the ignition, the dude opens his door and says "I said 6" not 6 feet!!!" You'll probably fail!:(

Actually I want a 98 Nissan Maxima with 20 inch rims.

I have nothing against 20 inch rims. I have a problem with people buying wheels and tires that cost more than the entire car. I have a problem with people putting performance equipment on the cheapest sedan that comes out of detroit. I have a general problem with spoilers on family cars and lazers on windshield fluid spray thingies.

I also have a problem with $50,000 cars sitting in the driveway of a $20,000 house.

could not have said it better myself :clap:

Yes, you are a ****tard.

If you asked if it was dificult... I never did it, I still cant do it that well after 7 years... They just made me park in a normal spot... 151st and Ridgeview parking lot... dont worry... youll get it done,

If i pass then it calls for a party later tonight.

Don't send out any invitations. If the instructor has half a brain, he'll fail you solely based on 20 inch rims on a Neon.

Hopefully if i start sayin this i will pass, IM GOIN TO PASS, IM GOIN TO PASS, IM GOIN TO PASS, IM GOIN TO PASS, IM GOIN TO PASS.

And hopefully i'll pass.

Yeah the spoiler thing has gotten pretty out of hand. I dont even like the look of a spoiler on a nice sports car anymore because of it.

Can i bring my 92 lincoln towncar with the spoiler, laser pointer fluid squirters, neons under the car, a fart cannon exhaust, and rolling on dubs? :Pimp:

Just relax. Passing the test should be easy unless your are a shitty driver.

Are you sure that parallel parking is part of the test? It wasnt on mine when i took it in highschool.

i hate those damn exhaust that people put on those imports. those things piss me off. i moved here from western kansas and you should see some of the stuff hispanics do to there cars out there.

Yea sure if you are goin to drive all the way up to Greenville, KY. :p

Im just kiddin there wont be a party but i need to do somethin today if i pass it.

Like me and my friends hook up.

you'll pass I'm sure. Don't worry so much about it, if I can get a class A CDL and drive a 18 wheeler, I am sure you're not gonna have a problem

Im a pretty good driver, just ask my dad. I've got 4 years worth of driving experience, the only thing about the test that scares me is the parrallel parkin, if i can do that then i will pass.

I don't have a huge problem with the cultural things some people do to their cars. Some of it is kinda cool sometimes. Latinos are proud of their rides and that's fine with me. I could do without the Old English lettering in the back window, but a mural on the tailgate is good with me.

The shit that really bugs me is when the white boys want to emulate those types of vehicles. Let them be, whiteboy. You aren't allowed to rice up a Honda. That's for the Asians. Why can't you just drive a Camaro like the rest of the trashy whiteboys?

Your Dad told me he'd never allow you to drive one of his vehicles.... which is probably why you're stuck driving a Neon with 20 inch rims.

If you hear laughing while you're driving down the street, please don't run me over.

If he's that bad of a driver, he'd probably miss you anyway.

I'm a big target.

Well guys I need to hit the rack, i need to be ready for my test tomorrow, wish me luck.

Don't get me wrong i love the old school lowriders with the Latin flavor but when you start putting pictures of bulls on the fenders, dangle balls across the windshield, rainbow window tint, and the 10 inch wire spoke wheels a full size truck that irritates me.

I agree with the whiteboy comment too even though i am white as well.

Have any of you guys saw those damn, stupid plastic spinners they have at walmart? It would take a real loser to buy those. ROFL

on every delta 88 with faded paint in town

Damn, now that is some stupid crap right there ROFL

I fixed it for you.


And Roy, I don't know about KY but here in KS, the test was a joke. I passed the first time no sweat, and I was a shitty driver.

Oh yea baby !!!!!!!!!!!

I just passed my drivers test, im officially a licensed driver now.

I only miss 4 out of 6.

Congrats, Roy.

Two things:

1. Congrats III.

2. "I only miss 4 out of 6" :( If I'm reading what I think I'm reading, please forward me your cell number so I can call you next time I'm in the area to make sure I am not within 10 miles of you on the road. :p

Have fun!

So you got 2 outta 6 correct? Wow, congrats?

The best is when someone puts a freaking 6' wide spoiler on a Civic hatchback that has all of 98 hp.

I don't care what those guys do to their cars ... it's still a Civic. It's the 2000's version of the suped-up '78 Monte Carlos of the 1980's.

MM
~~ROFL

Thanks man. HOW ABOUT THAT PHIL ? I thought you said I would fail.

Thanks Man.

You must have gotten extra credit for the kick ass wheels.

What that means is if you miss more then 6 points you fail, I only miss 4 point. I kid you not guys i was so nervous, I wasnt sure if I was goin to pass.

A little reverse psychology never hurt anybody.

Has I known you could score a 33% and still pass, I'd have never said you'd fail.

Cool! So any big plans for tonight?

Congrats.

I ran a red light on my first test. It was one of those "gray area" situations where it's turning yellow at a really odd time; I always err on the side of stopping now, even if I could make it through the yellow, due to that. I'm ****ing paranoid in general, though, and I'll probably cry the first time I get a ticket.

Congratulations Roy......:thumb:

ROFL

Dad took me out this morning and taught me how to parrallel park properly. God this is such a good day, I get my license, the Chiefs get Surtain, and The Draft is tomorrow.

OH YEA BABY !!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Man

Time to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much and they'll take that brand new licence away(trust me on this one, I know).

How'd you do, III?

I failed my first drivers test within 100' of the start. 1st stop sign, someone cruised through it, and I had started through before they stopped.

No big deal.........just try again tomorrow.

Nevermind.

Congratulations.

Kentucky Drivers.........time to break out those Welded Figure 8 cars....

He's rapid roy that stock car boy, he's too much too believe, he's a dirt track demon in a 57 chevrolette................

Now its time to get an old Cadilac, or some car with a big enough seat to waller one of your finest Ho's.

Congrat roy but remember to drive safely and be defensive like the chief are now doing.

Congratulations, like I said, NO SWEAT, now go get those windows steamed up. :p

I would laugh at 20s on a Neon, but I've seen worse.

When I took my test, I came to a complete stop at a red light, and then made a right hand turn. A minute or so later he berrated me for not looking at both my rearview and my side mirror while I moved into a turn lane, despite the fact that I did...repeatedly. I even moved my head like a cyborg to check the blindspot, but he didn't catch it. The rest of the car ride was a non-heated argument over whether or not I came to a complete stop earlier. Turns out you can't win that argument.

So the next day I took the test, and must've looked like a tweak addict how many times I looked into the mirrors. And when I came to a right hand turn on red, I just sat through the light. Then the lady made me park on a hill, and tried to see if I would turn my tires the correct direction. When I did so, she told me to continue. Then she tested me again, and again, and again, and again. Why? I have no idea. I ended up with an 88 or something.

My dad however, has a clutch story. When he took it, he did something wrong, and the instructor instantly told him he failed. Two miles away from the DMV, my dad told the guy to "GET THE **** OUT OF MY CAR!" My dad then drove all the way back home.

I was pretty nervious for my first written test, then finished it in 5 minutes and had to look it over 20 times to make sure that I wasn't completely fubar because I couldn't find one that was wrong, handed it in and aced it. Then took the driving and got a 94 out of 100, only deduction was that I got too close to the other side of the road on a street with no lines.

It's probably been said before
 

Have a couple of good stiff drinks before you go.
It'll calm your nerves :p

You'll do fine.

Oh, snap! ROFL

I saw a pimped out Neon once... huge Dodge decal on the hood, huge rims, the coffee-can exhaust. I almost wrecked from laughing so hard.

I don't know why anyone would intentionally want their car to sound like a lawn mower... a high-pitched one at that...

I just saw some spinners, on a rusted Chevette.

They look really good on an Impala station wagon, too.

You screwed up most of the test and still passed?

When I took mine I was perfect except I screwed up on the last turn before the DMV parking lot and had to take it again.