God I'm pissed off need to vent
 

So my old house is a Christian Radio Station, my rent was to pay people to come in and sit there all day to please the FCC.

Anyway, there is this old couple, who come and sit there, they are very nice, but not all there.

Anyway, so the guy was holding my cat, and the cat whiped around and bit him. So he comes into the office today, all bandaged up, and wants me to pay his medical bill, (He needed 2 stiches). I say sure, bring in the bill and I'll pay it. he hand me this note from the doctors office saying it cost 273 bucks. So I say I'll pay it once it goes through insurance, and they start to mumble and crap so I just paid the damn thing. 273 buck for a cat bite, leave my effin cat alone.

Was the peanut butter still on his finger and zipper?

Bill him back $3.50 for the soiled Jiffy.

Looks like we need to pass some Kitty Cat legislation out there to protect society from your vicious uncontrollable animal. Maybe a door to door Kitty Genocide bill is in order. Good thing you don't live in Denver. Then again they probably don't want to kill the pussies out there considering most of them are.

I'm very confused.

But, be glad the ****er didn't lawyer up.

Damn, viscious little bastard isn't he.

Not that I'd be holding your cat, but if your cat bit me, you'd be paying for its' funeral expenses too.

Cat bites suck. I had a buddy of mine who worked in a vet's office during high school, got bit in the meaty part between the thumb and palm. Even with all the right stuff there to treat is his hand swelled up and turned colors.

Yet another reason to hate cats. Of course, if you MUST transport a cat you should always use one of these:

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I'm pretty sure I would rather pay $273 than make a claim on my insurance.

Have you ever considered roofing a house out of cat carcasses?

I know we have lawyers on this board with a better understanding than I. Did you have him sign a release? Paying the bill might be construed as an admission of liability? Not trying to cause you any additional concern but I have really gotten cynical about things like this anymore.

I have now. Wide crown staples would probably work, if I could find some long enough. Just put 'em down like cedar shakes. Cutting the angled pieces for the valleys would be messy though....

I have the wierdest visual of the situation right before the cat bite happens. Let me see if I understand this:

You have a house, but it isn't actually a "house", it's a Christian radio station in which you used to live in.

In lieu of the cash most of us normally have to pay for our living arrangments, you've somehow managed to work out a deal to have senile senior citizins come over and listen to music all day.

If these senile senior citizins fail to show up on a daily basis the FCC will begin to badger you and then you'll have dump the barder system of old people for rent.

Makes perfect sense once you look at the big picture.

Did the old mans name happen to be Roy Mercer?

Just do what Rich Scanlon would do.

I was a bit confused by the way Hoover described it. But now that you put it that way, I'm completely baffled.

Cut off his own hand, eat it, and then regenerate a new one? He can do that you know. His great-great-great uncle on his mom's side was 25% starfish.

Block in the back?

"well by Gawd Hoover, Ahm gonna have to have some satisfaction...you can't jus have your mountain lion bitin' mah boy rrrrrrrraymon-duh."

"here is some money, eff you" hoover

"How'd you like the next song yowah station plays ta be JingleFist"

I think you'd need to cure them on asphalt for a couple days for the valleys.

I think you should have Chop Blocked him as he left Hoover. Odds are the Cat bit him because he shoved his thumb in the shipping dept.

Maybe you could use the cat to track down pitbulls so someone could beat them to death with a claw hammer. Thats sounds like fun now that I think about it.

Dave

um, ya ya got it.

I have lived there rent free for over 4 years. Pay these people 250/mo

How about you try to do anything to my pit and I just blow your ****ing brains out, that sounds like a lot more fun. Either that or you just try to take him out without any weapons and we can place bets on the outcome, that would be a blast.

What? I thought pitbulls weren't dangerous. Maybe those people in Denver know what they're talking about after all.

Better watch out, your pet will be put on a vicious animal list and that will cause all sorts of issues..... :banghead:

ROFL ROFL ROFL --That made me laugh outloud! Thanks for that.

Any dog will defend itself if it can, maybe you should brush up on your reading comprehention.

We could always match up Dave and me and he can keep his ****ing hammer. THat way we leave the pit bull out of the whole scenario.

For the record jsp, Dave has been following me around for a good half year now just trying to say whatever he can to really piss me off and I have no record with this guy whatsoever. He is like a little bitch crying for attention and now I made the mistake of actually giving it to him. I guess this is Mr. Irrelevant's way of finally getting someone to reply to one of his posts. I realize he has helped up us here at the planet but 6 months worth of ignored jabs with someone I have no history with was finally enough.

Here is the little monster

ROFL

Dave

Heh. Your flammable personality makes you an easy target.

Roys + Scanlon = Big Daddy + Pitbulls

Passed out after two beers....what a pussy.

I do have to admit a bit of a facination with BDs posts. I just am never sure if he's actually serious because many are so outlandish.

And yes I hate pitbulls they are dogs bred to kill dogs. Not my cup of tea and if they all were wiped out tomorrow I'd be fine with it.

And to BD himself I do take contrary positions to you but I do believe in general what I say. I don't like steriods, pitbulls, and drug users in general though pot really doesn't bother me. Is fun to tease Skip about though. So, sorry if you feel like I'm picking on you I'm more trying to offset the radical nature of some of your posts.

Dave

Very nice! ROFL

Dogs may be bred to be aggressive but they can be taught otherwise. If all else fails just give the little f!ckers a "red rocket"
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ROFL

What the hell? Your cat bit someone and you got out of it for $278 without going through insurance and you still have your cat? What are you complaining about?

Oh yeah?
Try drinkin 25% of your body weight in beer tonight, and let us know how it turns out.

Seen you do it and I took that pic of ya

Bastard!
You promised me you would delete those.

where's the pic of you as elvis?

First Down Shakesthecat

I think it's cruel to keep a cat locked up in a Christian radio station.


By the way, what did he get your wife for Mother's Day?

That picture frightens small children and should only be viewed under the influence of psychedelic drugs.

That, and I'm at home, and it's on my pc at work.

Well no wonder. The dude was messing with the kitty when the kitty was hungover. Aren't most of us assholes when we're hung over?

The Monster Cat sent her some flowers and took credit for the new house.

Oddly, I already had plans to give that a try :hmmm: I suspect some soiled sheets may be in my future.