Fantastic News: Fellatio decreases risk of breast cancer
 

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
http://homepage.mac.com/nikkienikks/iblog/.../Media/cnn.html

(AP) --Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,"said Dr. Helena Shifteer,one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

This would be great news if it were real :)

Who are you to doubt science? :shake:

Man, gonna have to print out a couple copies of that next time I go to the bar!

Maybe I could open a breast cancer reduction clinic? Hmmm, gonna have to have the wife help determine how many clients I can "help" in a day.

;)

That's too bad....
I guess this means my wife has an increased chance of breast cancer. :sulk:

Nothing this good could ever happen.

That's a scary thought....I wonder who's volunteering...

Mine too..I'll be lucky if she even has one left after a while...

So how can I convince my wife that it's for her own good? :hmmm:

Glad to know DC won't die of breast cancer. :thumb:

Hmmm...if only someone would have told Kylie Minogue!

I just need to tell my wife to swallow...She performs 1-2 per week but i never have been able to get her to swallow maybee this article will help..I'm going to email it to her.

Threesomes have also been proven effective at reducing the risk of gout.

humm....

I wonder if guys in prision ever have a problem with prostrate cancer? :hmmm:

You don't have kids, do you?

actually i have 2. ages 7 & 3

Heh. Congratulations. Personally, I wouldn't have any complaints about getting oral favors twice a week from the wife. swallow or not. I've never understood why it matters, anyway.

Dude, that's sick. You want your wife to kiss your kids with a mouth that's had your man juices in it? Sick.

what are you in like the third grade

ROFL

I'm all for swallowing, dude. Just seems wrong when you have kids. :shake:

Do you have kids?

she only does it at night after the kids are asleep and then she brushes her teeth in the morning..what's wrong with that

Good point.

I think BJs are wrong with kids around, period. Swallowing is just plain wrong. That, however, might change if my sitaution changes.

Pizda.

Okay. You have an extensive knowledge of the Russian language, but what does that have to do with here?

Are you afraid that they'll think she's eating their future brothers and sisters, or are you afraid that it's happening at the dinner table?

Man...if you put it that way, i'd say pretty much all of us are serial killers.

I learned it from my Russian friend years ago, and have never had an opportunity to use it until now. Thank you for liberating me.

Are you a guy!?!

You're swishy aren't you. :shake:

OK, would you kiss a woman who had your neighbor's *** in her mouth last night?

He's a "fancy lad."

I'm just trying to protect the kids, dammit! People! Comon!

My God man, it's a blowjob...the holy grail of sexual activity. It's even better when they finish the job and dispose of the batter. You are WAY over thinking this. Sack up and be a man for crying out loud.

man i've killed a lot of potential children....on my hand...in a sock....on my wifes tits....running down her leg...in her womb while she's on birth control...i don't think that makes me a serial killer

I'll tell you what's wrong with that. What's wrong with that is that she's not my wife! ;)

Congrats on getting a hummer 1-2x per week. I've been married damn near 15 years. I'm lucky to get a knobber 1-2x per year :banghead:

WTF is going on here? Protecting the kids from what?

What do blowjobs and kids have to do with each other?

what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?

Exactly. Dude needs an intervention or something.

WTF?!

There are only so many virgins to be deflowered, and then you have to start over.


Just to make sure we're working off the same assumptions, I'm presuming that she does things like shower and brush her teeth.

somehow i managed to marry a nympho that loves to give head...she feels guilty sometimes because she likes to do it so much and sais i am the luckiest man on the planet.

From unknowingly tasting the residue or something like that.

Oh, come on! Every teenager has dumped a load or two is his sock, no?.........................................................

Again, it all comes down to things like showering and brushing teeth.

So THAT's why they make tube socks.

Heh. Have you ever had a gal try to kiss you after getting blown? If so, what did you do?

You never know, man.

Sock...no... :shake:

Snowball.

Pushed her face off with my hand. Just kidding. In my exmaple, it was somebody else's c*ck/*** in her mouth.

ROFL

Is this your wife?
http://www.yourhandscanhealyou.com/R...ilyntitle1.gif

So your concern is that you don't want your wife kissing your children after performing oral sex on another man?

Okay, maybe I'll agree with you on that.

SIGH. The kid is not me, I'm not the kid. Would you kiss your mother if you knew she blew your dad last night and ...GASP... swallowed?

ummm no.....who is that?

Not on the lips. Who the hell kisses their mother on the lips anyways?

not me!

I did when I was little. :shrug:

First...why is it wrong

Second...What do kids have to do with it?

Third...I've been married 7 years with 3 kids and she brushes her teeth regardless of when and where...To assume one's wife would eat some protien then lick and kiss the kids just tells me you are either a prude or have no sex life.

If you don't like the swallowing aspect than may I suggest you take BD's advise and give your woman a pearl necklace or decorate her face next time.

nice :thumb:

Wow,the planet has become the confessional this last week.

Dude, read my posts. JFC, it's wrong (IMO) when kids are involved. If you want to act all offended and argue, I suggest you read all the posts before you procede to make an ass of yourself. It's your opinion that it's OK, but I don't think I'd want my kids kissing my wife after she swallowed the night before. Once, again, that depends on how desperate I'd be though.

are you a virgin?

1. lol, no.
2. How are my posts suggesting that?

Seriously,wtf are toothpaste and mouthwash for?

In your line of thinking I have to ask what's your feelings if your wife gets hammered the night before and ends up getting sick and the next morning jr wants a kiss before going off to school?

its just that your ideas are somewhat nieve as if you havn't been around the block if you know what i mean.

Unless your future wife likes to do mommabird-regurgitating-for-the-kids impressions, why the hell not? Let's assume that Mom either brushes her teeth before bed or in the morning, or both.

If I admit I was wrong now, I'd be a pussy. So I'll just refrain from answering.

ROFL


Real men never admit defeat.

Actually, I don't know what you mean. I'm not saying sex/bj's/swallowing are gross, I'm saying it might be kind of wrong to be kissing the kids with that mouth.

You had me from the getgo, I just kind of ignored you, lol.

Speaking of that, how about if the oralizing is reversed? Should Dad kiss his kids the day after?

wtf? do you french kiss your kids or something? Try not letting your kids eat trans fats, that would be protecting them from something. Or teach them not to do drugs, so they don't end up giving blow jobs for a living.

Not me. Your mother is too ugly. :p

One of these days I'm going to learn to take a drink after reading the post :D

ROFL OMG!

Oh, sure. You've NEVER done that...