Chiefs Planet Lexicon
 

How many words are there in the lexicon? I can think of genious, looser and Planet Party Line. What are the others?

Disigerent.

Best Thread EVAR!

KFD, as in "KFD Rich Scanlon!"

Dunno - Titus is the keeper of the Lexicon. He's done a really shitty job lately. You should neg rep him, Skip.

No it's not.

Genious!

Does Titus accept phrases? If so "Did a squirrel eat your brains?" would be there.

Sawk mah baows

There, I fixed it.

Absolutely he accepts phrases. Like "pissed away".

You're dumber than a bag full of hammers

becomes

Your dummer then a bag full of hammers

MUron

Gayhawker

Sucklones

Here that would "Did a squirrel eat you're brains."

Hehe...I don't know of anybody around here (meaning central Iowania, not Chiefsplanet) other than me that calls them the Sucklones.

Skinbra

Nuthooks...

Don't forget "trade LJ", "lost his burst", "real fans", and the immortal Damnit Carl! :cuss:

your
there
rediculous

go_____________

As in "goJenson", "goPackers", and "goScanlon".

I admit its a combover

,,

irregardless.

STF down and STF up.

DAMMIT CARL!

Commatard: Definitely a crowd-pleaser.

No, seriously.

STF down and STF up.

Ramsification
Martyocre
teh ghey
Career Day D
UGB - Up Grunny's Butt
Fatlock
National NFL Drug Ring

This thread is retarted.

The 32 defense.

TrINT Green.

I haven't seen it used lately, but its a classic. Fugtard.

:shrug:

i don't know if you forgot me or if i was just lucky not to be included in the same group as gojenson...

otoh, it could be much worse - i might be in a group with go chiefs!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

this thread is worthless without pics

go go bo?
Didn't The Bride kick your ass?

Heh...

Greetings from Nags Head, NC -- the Outerbanks! Dont know why I decided to go online after a great day of drink and sand, but must say, Im impressed there is talk about The Lexicon...

Currently, there are 30 terms in The Lexicon that is used by all Real Fans that know better than typical NFL coaches and staff.

If I were at work, I could post The Lexicon for your viewing pleasure, but Im not, so if the thread survives the weekend, I might post it.

I do appreciate the other suggestions, though...

Happy Memorial Day weekend to all Planeteers!

bride?

what bride? :D :D :D

I'll see to it the thread survives the weekend. I want to see what Titus has. It may need updated.

ROFL

I would like to nominate "maby."

Maby would be good but would open up things like Foo Chit!!! among other things.

ROFL

That's internet/leet speak, IMO.

May I humbly submit

_efense
Whiney Gonzalez (a personal fav)
Greedy Gonzalez

Updated? You think you know more about The Lexicon than Titus? What are you, some kind of genious?

Hell yes I do. I take better angles to the speech and shed criticism much better. And I do more Planet study. Titus is a looser.

WTF is wrong with you. :shake: Get it right! It's

Dammit Carl! :cuss:

Maroon

Actually, it's Ramifization. :D

I saw a new on today, and if it hadn't been for context, I wouldn't have known what it was.

Trenoble

. . . Chernobyl.

ROFL

Is that a CPL?
I've used the word a few times, but only because it was said numerous times by a cartoon character I watched as a kid.

I only wish I could remember the character.

Bugs Bunny.

The Planet is where I first heard it.

That's it!
Thanks.

I feel honored.

More like, "IT'S HUGH TIME, WOMAN!"

Funny I was pretty sure it was Ramzification, but then again maybe it was all three, KCJohnny was not known for spelling consistently.

Dumbassery

I'm guessing he use all three at one point or another.

Of course, none of them compare to "2TEPPO"

I vaguely remember that. What did it stand for?

I believe it stood for two tight end power passing offense. Of course, it was a single-back formation ideally suited for a runner like Donnell Bennett...

I fixed your post for you.

Yes.. the immortal post...

"I'm leaving the Planet forever", or something like that.

Yup it did, KCJohnny loved his offense boring, no question about that.

stooges

that sounds a little like saunders' idea for using kris wilson, 2 te sets and such...

although i'm pretty sure saunders will use it much more effectively than it was with good old donnell bennett...

Funny that made me think of Knobison, I wonder why.

ROFL

I believe in 2TEPPO! ROFL

Goatcheese

I think you're right...Here's the most current Lexicon of terms. Im on vacation this week, so I wont be around to add them this week.

The Lexicon:

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

Bugs Bunny

Thanks for the official lexicon, Titus.

ROFL It is funny because its true!

Asshat

Selective contrarianism

Assclown

I fixed your post.