Kotex fits... Period.
 

What a disgusting ad campaign.

That is a vulgar ad slogan, Im offended. Who do I contact?

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plug it up! plug it up! plug it up!

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The post of the debbil

and what a fitting topic

Trojan fits....fuck.

This thread is headed to the hall of fame.

you are wrong, most of my threads die in obscurity...



Im just in awe on how they can do this commericial with a straight face.

Its almost as bad as...

Kotex... Cotton for your bleeding pussy.

Whoa!

TMI!

:Lin:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...25146878970544

Well I did take this test the other day and according to it I'm Satan

See the ad where the couple are out in a row boat and there is a leak in the bottom of the boat? She plugs it up with a tampon.

If I was on a date, and she pulls out a tampon for any reason I am thinking about how soon I can conclude this date and relationship.

mmmfff mmfffff mmmmfff
 

...and Gochiefs shows the only thing other than manbanana to silence his bugle blower.

You know, the glade plug ins theme song would work for kotex. :hmmm:

nice.

they should put little jokes on the tampons maybe it would put them in alittle better mood

Don't contact anyone, just quit watching programming aired for ladies (soaps, daytime talk shows, etc). ;)

I could see getting freaked out if you were on a date. Pretty disappointing finding out you're not gonna score (unless you're into that sorta thing :Lin: ) But the relationship too? You looking for someone who's gone through menopause already or what?

True. Nothing that won't wash off I guess. I just hear how the guys I talk to think it's nasty.

I had actually originally posted that I am that way too, but thought it was TMI so I edited it.

Yeah, unfortunately, some saw it before it was too late.

Yes. And you belittling me isn't helping my self esteem.


:deevee:

A man who can make a woman feel sexy while she's feeling bloated is a godsend.

Yet another thing I'm glad I don't have to deal with any more.

Why, did you give up sex with a female partner?

Having that not so fresh feeling during "Aunt Flo's" visit??? Are you tired of purchasing multiple items for the times when "the painter is in town"? Well have we got good news for you!!

From the makers of Kotex, Glade Plug-Ins, and Summers Eve comes...

The Tamplug.

The all-in-one tampon, douche, and freshener when your busy schedule won't allow you to multi-task. As your "lady juice" is being discharged, it is absorbed by the tamplug, then chemically reacts to change into vinegar for cleaning, and gives off a fresh, just cleaned your coffee pot aroma.

Coming soon... for those extra heavy days, the Oreck Tamplug.

I've long had the idea that a chinese manufacturer should print fortunes on tampons, just like on cookies. Then ovulating women would know the pleasures of "Help, I'm trapped in a chinese tampon factory!" jokes.

Maybe they should go with

Kotex, swab your twat!

So I'm flipping through my daughters' latest issue of "Seventeen" magazine the other day....because hey..... I'm a pervert............ and there is this full page ad for some brand of tampon.....it's an under water scene showing a woman scuba diving near the surface... and in the distance........................... a shark............. and the words "when you really need to stop leakage." scrolled across the picture..............


Jesus Christ.....



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That's f'ing vile.

I never understood the need for tampon advertisement. I always figured it was the type of thing that sold itself.

Way more to life than wasting time getting offended over something so stupid.

FWIW - I think it's funny.

This ole boy has plowed many of muddy fields in his lifetime.........

Lighten up Francis! If it weren't for Kotex, guys would be swimming the red sea all the time, this way they don't have a clue!!

Hubby better never say, not tonight honey, thats gross. His ass would be out the f-ing door.

When I was in high school several years ago, I worked at a retail store during the summer. Every Thursday, an old man prolly 80 or so would come and sniff the Kotex. Every Thursday like clockwork.

well................. it kinda is...............

I don't think women shouldn't use the damn things... of course they should. I just wish the advertising would leave me of it. I'm sensitive.

:)

ROFL

You call it sensitive!?!

Would you rather having sniffing the Enema's?

en·e·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-m)
n. pl.
The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes

Fleet: for when your sphincter has that not so fresh feeling.

To each his own. I just thought it was rather odd the dude sniffed Kotex. But, hey if it works for ya, go ahead.

oh my god......ROFL

Wouldn't he get more of a benefit if he sniffed them after being used? I mean men that sniff panties don't go around sniffing unused panties.

I dunno, ask Endelt.

Got any to loan out ? I heard that Skip would volunteer his services to reach an opinion.

ROFL

Ew, hell no!!

OMG....Gramps...NOOOOOO!

I was thinking the other day... they should do something with tampon commercials like what they did with ED medication commercials. They should restrict them to Lifetime and the We channel.

ED medication?

Erectile disfunction.

Viagra, Cialis, etc.

Viagra commercials...where's Bob Dole

Do tampons come in sizes? And if so do porn stars have to order XXXL?