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keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:26 AM

Deep impact hits
 
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Shot from NASA of the NASATV broadcast...

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:27 AM

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Here 'tis:

Rausch 07-04-2005 04:28 AM

That the sat that hit the meteor/comet?

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:28 AM

Yeah. Happened 4 hours or so ago I think.

Rausch 07-04-2005 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Yeah. Happened 4 hours or so ago I think.

So, considering NASA's track record we have like....9 hours to live?

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:30 AM

If we're lucky.

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:31 AM

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'nother image:

(high resolution version here)

Rausch 07-04-2005 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
If we're lucky.

I love you man....

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:36 AM

I'm still not putting you in my will.

Abba-Dabba 07-04-2005 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I'm still not putting you in my will.

2 pixie sticks and a empty milk carton isnt' really the things you put in a will.

Rausch 07-04-2005 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I'm still not putting you in my will.

Got a beer?...

4th and Long 07-04-2005 04:42 AM

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1...a02123-471.jpg

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack
2 pixie sticks and a empty milk carton isnt' really the things you put in a will.

If I had that much shit, I'd consider myself a wealthy man.
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Originally Posted by Rausch
Got a beer?...

Not at the moment. The goddamn cupboard's bare. I think there's an almost dry bottle of bourbon in there somewhere. That's about it.

Rausch 07-04-2005 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Not at the moment. The goddamn cupboard's bare. I think there's an almost dry bottle of bourbon in there somewhere. That's about it.

It's over between us...

keg in kc 07-04-2005 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch
It's over between us...

Give me a moment to mour-Okay, that's enough.

Wow, I think that hit me as hard as my ex-whore leaving.

Abba-Dabba 07-04-2005 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
If I had that much shit, I'd consider myself a wealthy man.

Come by and get my trash. You could consider yourself a billionaire. There is atleast 2 empty milk cartons and about 20 or so used freezy pops.

Rausch 07-04-2005 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
Give me a moment to mour-Okay, that's enough.

Wow, I think that hit me as hard as my ex-whore leaving.

Gimme some credit, I do have standards.

(Okay, only one: I'd never bang a french chick...)

keg in kc 07-04-2005 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch
(Okay, only one: I'd never bang a french chick...)

I've met some french chicks that you'd break that rule for without thinking twice.

Abba-Dabba 07-04-2005 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch
Gimme some credit, I do have standards.

(Okay, only one: I'd never bang a french chick...)

It's all warm and pink on the inside.

Abba-Dabba 07-04-2005 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I've met some french chicks that you'd break that rule for without thinking twice.

Me too.

Rausch 07-04-2005 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I've met some french chicks that you'd break that rule for without thinking twice.

Doubt it.

I mean, if somehow I didn't know she was frog I probably would, but that's like saying I wouldn't hump a girl with down syndrome on purpose...

Rausch 07-04-2005 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack
It's all warm and pink on the inside.

French chicks (and guys, for that matter) are yellow...

4th and Long 07-04-2005 04:44 PM

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1...x4-516-300.jpg
Images from the the impactor targeting sensor aboard Deep Impact's impactor spacecraft were used to create this movie of impact with Tempel 1.
http://www.nasa.gov/mov/121530main_its_approach_x4.mov

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/1...ct-516-300.jpg
Images from the medium-resolution camera aboard Deep Impact's flyby spacecraft were used to create this movie of impact with Tempel 1.
http://www.nasa.gov/mov/121527main_MRI_impact.mov

teedubya 07-04-2005 04:47 PM

how close is this thing to Earth?

4th and Long 07-04-2005 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs
how close is this thing to Earth?

80,000,000+ miles. The impact will have no effect on the comets trajectory.

whoman69 07-05-2005 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch
So, considering NASA's track record we have like....9 hours to live?

Given NASA's recent track record, we're lucky it didn't hit Earth instead of the comet.

beavis 07-05-2005 10:29 AM

My watch at cell phone just quit working. Everyone head for Boston!

beavis 07-05-2005 10:44 AM

Link

Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet

Jul 5, 7:51 AM (ET)


(AP) In this photo released by NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory/University of Maryland, the Tempel 1 comet...
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MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

whoman69 07-05-2005 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by beavis
Link

Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet

Jul 5, 7:51 AM (ET)


(AP) In this photo released by NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory/University of Maryland, the Tempel 1 comet...
Full Image


MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

She's going to have a tough time proving that she personally suffered $300 million worth for her moral sufferings. The gravitational field of a comet is such a small figure in the spectrum of the solar system as to be nearly zero. Last I heard that comets were not used in horoscopes. Just another crazy wanting money for nothing.

jiveturkey 07-05-2005 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by beavis
My watch at cell phone just quit working. Everyone head for Boston!

I think that we should first all gather in a large easy to spot group and then head for Boston. ROFL

Simplex3 07-05-2005 12:18 PM

Who cares if some scientists can shoot a moving bullet with a bb from a mile away, I think Tom Cruise is breaking up with Katie Holmes!

beavis 07-05-2005 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by whoman69
She's going to have a tough time proving that she personally suffered $300 million worth for her moral sufferings. The gravitational field of a comet is such a small figure in the spectrum of the solar system as to be nearly zero. Last I heard that comets were not used in horoscopes. Just another crazy wanting money for nothing.

I dunno, my mojo doesn't feel quite right today. I'm thinking I need to jump in on that lawsuit.

redfan 07-05-2005 01:16 PM

This is really neat-o.
I've heard it described as hitting a bullet with another bullet, and having a third bullet take pics of the whole thing.
It's nice to know that there are tinfoil hat wearers in Russia, too.
Now then, what's this I hear about Tom Cruise and beard #3? Dish, baby. :rolleyes: :Lin:

Frazod 07-05-2005 06:10 PM

This is pretty cool. It's also nice to know that they have a shot of hitting something like this if they NEED to.

jiveturkey 07-05-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod
This is pretty cool. It's also nice to know that they have a shot of hitting something like this if they NEED to.

I've heard a lot of people commenting on this aspect of the mission. We were able to land a space craft on an asteroid a couple of years ago so were two for two so far.
Proof


I wonder what we'd use to blow up a comet or asteroid??? :hmmm:

beavis 07-05-2005 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jiveturkey
I wonder what we'd use to blow up a comet or asteroid??? :hmmm:

If I remember right, this explosion was the equivilent to 8 tons of TNT. I figured we'd have to nuke something to make a real dent in it.


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