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theultimatekcchiefsfan 07-27-2005 06:10 PM

Party Cove Missouri (NSFW)
 
Anybody been there? My buddy jsut came back from there and said it was unbelievable. Naked chicks everywhere. People having sex in broad daylight on boats. Party party party. I was shocked never heard of the place. here are a couple of photos he sent me (blurred out for Chiefs Planet) just to back up what hew told me.

NSFW links
http://www.partycovexxx.com/

http://www.lakeozark.com/partycove/

theultimatekcchiefsfan 07-27-2005 06:11 PM

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Herzig 07-27-2005 06:21 PM

Could I have the "unblurred" version please? :)

Deberg_1990 07-27-2005 06:22 PM

This place has been legendary for years now. I guess the rumours are true?? Never been there myself...

Reaper16 07-27-2005 06:23 PM

Thanks to Blunt, its now one of MO's only places to see public nudity.

chappy 07-27-2005 06:24 PM

could i have the unblurred version also please?

Rain Man 07-27-2005 06:25 PM

About ten years ago, the state put out a Request for Proposals for market researchers to do a study about Party Cove, including on-site observations, surveys of partygoers, etc. It was before I had my company, and I was begging my psycho ex-boss to let me pursue it, but the little weiner said no.

4th and Long 07-27-2005 06:26 PM

Blurred pics suck! :cuss: :banghead:

Marco Polo 07-27-2005 06:37 PM

My buddies went to Party Cove over July 4th weekend and said it was insane. People having sex everywhere; every girl showed their ta-tas; girls were licking each other where the sun don't shine....and they had proof. God bless the video camera.

4th and Long 07-27-2005 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Marco Polo
My buddies went to Party Cove over July 4th weekend and said it was insane. People having sex everywhere; every girl showed their ta-tas; girls were licking each other where the sun don't shine....and they had proof. God bless the video camera.

This thread is now worthless without video. :D

C-Mac 07-27-2005 06:44 PM

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Here some clearer pictures of some crazy people having fun at Party Cove in October 2003..... in the middle of the day, on a Tuesday.
Definitely the best time xxxxxxxxxx
Definitely the only to time to take the family.
:D

the Talking Can 07-27-2005 06:45 PM

Is that chick in the second photo whipping out her penis?


scary....

Delano 07-27-2005 06:52 PM

Those two broads don't warrant all of those boats out on the cove. Why are you keeping all of the good stuff to yourself?

Sure-Oz 07-27-2005 07:00 PM

rock on

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka 07-27-2005 07:10 PM

Party Cove is something every man should experience at least once in his life. It is a right of passage into man-hood!

theultimatekcchiefsfan 07-27-2005 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Herzig
Could I have the "unblurred" version please? :)

pm me with email addy and I will send the two originals....
:p

tommykat 07-27-2005 08:01 PM

I was there 3 years ago.........Everything and anything goes..........I saw just as many penis' as boobs..........I drank water all day and it was funny as chit to go around on the wave runner watching it. I did bare the boobs, I figured as my friend at that time also not drinking "why not". Thing is? I missed my beads thrown at me. :banghead:

One time is enough though............

4th and Long 07-27-2005 08:05 PM

Hey tk. Catch!

https://shop.ecompanystore.com/saic/...AI26000600.jpg

:D

tommykat 07-27-2005 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Thanks........ROFL

Skip Towne 07-27-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Mac
Here some clearer pictures of some crazy people having fun at Party Cove in October 2003..... in the middle of the day, on a Tuesday.
Definitely the best time xxxxxxxxxx
Definitely the only to time to take the family.
:D

Thanks a hell of a lot, Craig.

Skip Towne 07-27-2005 08:24 PM

Just a note for the young guys: I learned 40 years ago that the chicks that won't show their boobs are the chicks that don't have any.

elvomito 07-27-2005 08:51 PM

check it out at night!!
1 word: hedonism

carlos3652 07-27-2005 09:26 PM

dude, I've been there at least once a month, and is incredible... We even checked it out in the spring this year (when the water was as cold as 55 degrees... there were still ladies out there showing there stuff...

The best part is when the captain shows up (Ozarkian regulars know what im taking about) - That Bacardi boat is way too much fun...

CosmicPal 07-27-2005 09:32 PM

Yea, I've been there quite a few times. We've had some pretty amazing experiences, and some unadventurous times as well.

1. Don't go swimming in Party Cove. It is nothing but a giant piss pool with peeps tossing over vomit, shit, piss, used condoms, warm beer, bad food, you name it.

2. The bigger the boat a guy has, the bigger the dick he is to everyone. This does not include house boats.

3. Your camera is like a magnet to free boobs. Have camera on you, gets lots of nudies.

4. Someone should be in your boat at all times. Don't make the mistake of you all walking from boat to boat and nobody stays back to watch yours. If you do, don't be surprised what you might find when you return.

5. Sex underwater is fun.

6. Sex in a boat is fun too.

ZootedGranny 07-27-2005 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano
Those two broads don't warrant all of those boats out on the cove.

Exactly. They need to be thrown back.

4th and Long 07-27-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicPal
1. Don't go swimming in Party Cove. It is nothing but a giant piss pool with peeps tossing over vomit, shit, piss, used condoms, warm beer, bad food, you name it.

5. Sex underwater is fun.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
http://www.orthos.ru/patient/star/mult1.jpg
but you just said ... uhhh ... that like ... the water was bad and stuff and uhhhh ....then you want us to get like, ... into the water and stuff to get laid.

That's cool!

theultimatekcchiefsfan 07-27-2005 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
http://www.orthos.ru/patient/star/mult1.jpg
but you just said ... uhhh ... that like ... the water was bad and stuff and uhhhh ....then you want us to get like, ... into the water and stuff to get laid.

That's cool!

Butthead.
:p

CosmicPal 07-27-2005 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
http://www.orthos.ru/patient/star/mult1.jpg
but you just said ... uhhh ... that like ... the water was bad and stuff and uhhhh ....then you want us to get like, ... into the water and stuff to get laid.

That's cool!

Not at Party Cove...I've done it in a couple of places at the Lake other than Party Cove.

To be honest with you, Party Cove is overrated, dirty, and skanky. There are a thousand other places to party in the Ozarks. The times I did it underwater with some gals were usually off the docks a few hundred feet from a marina or bar. Or better yet, off my own dock.

Next time, take your girlfriend or wife or your meter maid or whatever and find a secluded cove at dusk. When it gets dark and the moonlight is just right, and it's just the two of you together...need I say more.

Demonpenz 07-27-2005 10:21 PM

i would agree party cove is alittle overated. some of the bars are better

alanm 07-27-2005 10:57 PM

So, When does the Sheriffs and State Patrol step in and shut this little shindig down?

C-Mac 07-27-2005 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Thanks a hell of a lot, Craig.

Well it really was Party Cove.....just without the Party.
:p

Ninjaman 07-28-2005 12:39 AM

http://www.partycovexxx.com/freepictures/19.jpg


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