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Party Cove Missouri (NSFW)
Anybody been there? My buddy jsut came back from there and said it was unbelievable. Naked chicks everywhere. People having sex in broad daylight on boats. Party party party. I was shocked never heard of the place. here are a couple of photos he sent me (blurred out for Chiefs Planet) just to back up what hew told me.
NSFW links http://www.partycovexxx.com/ http://www.lakeozark.com/partycove/ |
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Could I have the "unblurred" version please? :)
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This place has been legendary for years now. I guess the rumours are true?? Never been there myself...
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Thanks to Blunt, its now one of MO's only places to see public nudity.
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could i have the unblurred version also please?
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About ten years ago, the state put out a Request for Proposals for market researchers to do a study about Party Cove, including on-site observations, surveys of partygoers, etc. It was before I had my company, and I was begging my psycho ex-boss to let me pursue it, but the little weiner said no.
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Blurred pics suck! :cuss: :banghead:
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My buddies went to Party Cove over July 4th weekend and said it was insane. People having sex everywhere; every girl showed their ta-tas; girls were licking each other where the sun don't shine....and they had proof. God bless the video camera.
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Here some clearer pictures of some crazy people having fun at Party Cove in October 2003..... in the middle of the day, on a Tuesday.
Definitely the best time xxxxxxxxxx Definitely the only to time to take the family. :D |
Is that chick in the second photo whipping out her penis?
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Those two broads don't warrant all of those boats out on the cove. Why are you keeping all of the good stuff to yourself?
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Party Cove is something every man should experience at least once in his life. It is a right of passage into man-hood!
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I was there 3 years ago.........Everything and anything goes..........I saw just as many penis' as boobs..........I drank water all day and it was funny as chit to go around on the wave runner watching it. I did bare the boobs, I figured as my friend at that time also not drinking "why not". Thing is? I missed my beads thrown at me. :banghead:
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Just a note for the young guys: I learned 40 years ago that the chicks that won't show their boobs are the chicks that don't have any.
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check it out at night!!
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dude, I've been there at least once a month, and is incredible... We even checked it out in the spring this year (when the water was as cold as 55 degrees... there were still ladies out there showing there stuff...
The best part is when the captain shows up (Ozarkian regulars know what im taking about) - That Bacardi boat is way too much fun... |
Yea, I've been there quite a few times. We've had some pretty amazing experiences, and some unadventurous times as well.
1. Don't go swimming in Party Cove. It is nothing but a giant piss pool with peeps tossing over vomit, shit, piss, used condoms, warm beer, bad food, you name it. 2. The bigger the boat a guy has, the bigger the dick he is to everyone. This does not include house boats. 3. Your camera is like a magnet to free boobs. Have camera on you, gets lots of nudies. 4. Someone should be in your boat at all times. Don't make the mistake of you all walking from boat to boat and nobody stays back to watch yours. If you do, don't be surprised what you might find when you return. 5. Sex underwater is fun. 6. Sex in a boat is fun too. |
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http://www.orthos.ru/patient/star/mult1.jpg but you just said ... uhhh ... that like ... the water was bad and stuff and uhhhh ....then you want us to get like, ... into the water and stuff to get laid. That's cool! |
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To be honest with you, Party Cove is overrated, dirty, and skanky. There are a thousand other places to party in the Ozarks. The times I did it underwater with some gals were usually off the docks a few hundred feet from a marina or bar. Or better yet, off my own dock. Next time, take your girlfriend or wife or your meter maid or whatever and find a secluded cove at dusk. When it gets dark and the moonlight is just right, and it's just the two of you together...need I say more. |
i would agree party cove is alittle overated. some of the bars are better
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So, When does the Sheriffs and State Patrol step in and shut this little shindig down?
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