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The Top 10 Bad Ass Mofos in Sports History
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Thanks for the link, but that list sucks. I would like to hear what their definition of a "Bad Ass Mofo" is.
Larry Bird. Are you kidding me :rolleyes: Mike Tyson doesn't even make the list? |
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And this is what their definition of a "Bad Ass Mofo" is: "Guys with big mouths who backed it up. Guys you probably hate when they're playing your team, but you'd kill to have on your team. Guys who told you they were gonna beat your ass, did it, ripped your heart out afterward, and ate it before your eyes as you died right in front of them." |
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I should have made this list.
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The best linebacker ever? Debatable. A Bad Ass Mofo? Without question. ROFL |
In our current era of batters intimidating pitchers, Gibson makes you wonder about the pitchers mound, "Where have all the Bad Ass Mofos gone?"
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He had a particular taste for Cleveland Browns QB Brian Sipe, who Lambert hit so hard, so late, so many times, Pete Rozelle had to call him in for a meeting.
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All while looking like the most awkward guy on the court…to be that un-athletic, and still be that Bad Ass, is a special kind of Mofo.
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I have to disagree with this.
Nolan Ryan He comes close solely because, at the age of 46, he put Robin Ventura in a headlock and proceeded to beat the snot out of him when Ventura, 20 years younger than Ryan, dared to charge the mound in 1993. But the guy is just too nice. Too many pharmaceutical commercials after the fact. Nope, sorry. Nolan Ryan should definitely be on the list. Just look at this photo. http://images.sportsnetwork.com/misc...ood_photo2.jpg Bad-Ass Mofo. |
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Past Chiefs bad-asses: http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/...erg,Steve2.jpg QUOTE] Steve DeBerg had one good year. I wouldn't call him a bad ass. |
I'll give you three good Bird stories.
1.) Regular season game vs. the Seattle Sonics. Close game, comes down to the end... just a few seconds left. As anyone who follows basketball knows, Bird is one of the greatest, if not the best, clutch shooter ever. Xavier McDaniel, Seattle's star player, comes out to guard him. Bird tells him straight up, "I'm going to get the ball right here", points to a spot about 15-18 feet away near the FT line, and tells Xavier he's going to make the shot. They fight for position, they inbound it, Bird gets the ball, right near the spot, Xavier in his face, turns, shoots, drains it. Celtics win. 2.) In 1985, Kevin McHale had the game of his life. Caught fire, hit everything. In the 4th quarter, he had 56 points, a Boston Celtics record. Which obviously is quite an accomplishment with their history. Bird tells McHale he should go for 60. McHale, being the good sport and nice guy, still passes on the opportunity. Nine days later, Larry Bird drops 60 points on the Atlanta Hawks. Maybe the best shooting performance of his career, he was hitting so many shots that the Hawks players on the bench were actually laughing and high fiving each other. After the game he is quoted as saying. "It's Kevin's own fault," Bird says. "He should have gone for 60 that day, and I told him that." 3.) 1988 All-Star Three point competition. Final round, Bird goes around the arc, he gets to the last rack, and he must make his last three shots to win the competition. He hits the first shot, makes the 2nd. Puts the final ball up in the air. After the ball leaves his hand, Bird walks toward midcourt holding up one finger with the ball still in the air. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/bas...s/02-06-88.jpg And he drained it. That is balls. |
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Hey, that was a better picture of it, where'd it go?
That is one my favorite sports moments though, cracks me up every time I see it. In front of a packed arena and a nationwide audience back when the NBA was actually really popular... there aren't very many people with the balls to do that. |
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No I'm pretty sure that was it...
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Mike Tyson
Bite off a guy’s ear? That’s just freaky. Besides, Ali in his prime would have simply destroyed the guy, would have been flappin’ his lips the whole time, probably throwing in poetry that would’ve confused Tyson. He did make "honorable" mention though. |
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http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/...88large-1-.jpg |
This is the pic of the 3-point contest.
http://home.no.net/sbbk1/Bilder/Larr...ntest_0001.jpg You got it up there, nevermind. |
Awesome, both pictures. I tried to find that last one from the actual TV footage but I couldn't. I find it hard not to just laugh every time I see that clip.
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This is from a old Mike Royko collumn. Royko, Who I really miss used to write for the Chicago Sun Times.
He Was Called 'Quick Death' October 3, 1975 Many sports experts are now declaring Muhammad Ali is the greatest heavyweight fighter "of all time" Ali, of course, says so himself. That's ridiculous. Ali may or may not be the best heavyweight fighter of our time, but he is not the best to ever live. That distinction belongs to the late Brza(Quick Death) Smrt, the magnificent Bulgarian boxer who has never received the recognition he deserves. To those who are familiar with Brza Smrt(pronounced Berzha Shmert), the idea of Ali beating him is laughable. Ali wouldn't have lasted more than a few seconds. Smrt's record, which I'll go into in a moment, has never been appreciated because he fought before TV and other mass communications made athletes world figures. (Incidentally, Brza Smrt was called "Quick Death" because that is what the words "brza smrt" mean. It was his real name. Ask any Bulgarian. His career spanned the years between 1234 and 1250. Because of poor record keeping in Bulgaria, his accomplishments later drifted into obscurity. But thanks to an international group of sports minded scientists and scholars, his brilliant career has recently been reconstructed. In fact, his skeleton has been reconstructed. That's why we know today what a superhuman physical specimen he was. It was through a remarkable bit of luck that his remains..the location of which had not been known.. were discovered a few years ago. A Bulgarian farmer was harvesting cauliflower, but when he found something that looked like a cauliflower, but didn't feel like it. It turned out to be the skeleton of Smrt's ear. This led to excavation and discovery of his tombstone and the rest of him. Smrt had a remarkable physique. He was almost seven feet tall and his arms hung down to his knees. His reach was extraordinary. And because he was born without fingers, his huge hands were natural clubs. Scientists say his knees were quadruple-jointed. He could bend them as easily backwards and sideways as the normal way. With his flexibility, he could run as quickly sideways or backwards as he did forward. This made him easily the most mobile boxer in history. They estimate that he weighed 350 pounds or more-- all rocklike muscle--and had tendons in his arms and wrists as thick as those found in the legs of a large elk. So much for the dry scientific data. It was the way he used his physical gifts that made him so fine an athlete. Smrt had a simple but effective style. He would glide forward then sideways in a circle at tremendous speed, literally surrounding his opponent. He would throw one punch. And the results were always the same. His opponent went down. Not only out, but dead. Thats's one of the reasons Smrts career got off to a fast start. then lagged. Nobody wanted to fight him. In fact, his first 3 fights ended before they began because he killed his opponents during the weigh-in ceremonies. Authorities banned Smrt from fighting because they feared he might decimate Bulgaria's male population and make it vulnerable to attack by the Turks. despite his assurances that he would kill all the Turks himself. His fans were furious because he was a popular figure. In one way he was like Ali, who recites poetry. Smrt didn't recite poems, but he sang. Not just before a fight, he would sing loudly all during the fight. And despite his size he had a amazingly high voice. He sounded exactly like an operatic soprano. This was disconcerting to his opponents, but pleased the fans. Even those who didn't enjoy boxing came out just to hear him warble an aria while he punched someone. The ban was finally lifted when the rules were changed to permit his opponents to wear thick metal helmets that covered the entire face and head. This made the matches even more popular because the helmets made a loud gong sound and when Smrt really got going, it sounded like a carillon concert. With his soprano voice ringing out at the same time, it was spectacular. However these fights also were banned when it was discovered the helmets, while saving the lives of the opponents, made them deaf because of the noise. Authorities worried that nobody would hear the Turks sneaking up on Bulgaria. That's when Smrt's career entered its most interesting phase. And when we find another parallel between Smrt and Ali. As we know, Ali taunted Joe Frazier by saying "He is a gorilla." That's exactly what Smrt said about his next opponent. Except it really was a gorilla. And Smrt knocked it out with one blow to the chest. He later fought several bisons, a few hippos, and finally an enormous rhino, winning all by knockouts. The rhino fight was his last. He quit because the rhino, when it finally came to, was permanently cross-eyed. Smrt who was basically a softhearted man, said the sight of the rhino's eyes, looking at each other, haunted his conscience and he vowed never to fight again. I'm sure that Ali's sdmirers will stubbornly insist we can't be sure Brza Smrt would have beaten Ali. since they never fought. But it can be proved through scientific means. Tests have shown that a punch with sufficient force to knock a rhino cross-eyed would not only KO Ali, but would actually separate hsi head from his body and propel it almost thirty-eight feet into the third or fourth row of seats, and this would not only kill Ali, but might even silence him. Even Howard Cosell might not have the words to adequately describe such a dramitic moment in sports. So when we talk about the greatest fighter of "all time," I will take Brza (Quick Death) Smrt. On the other hand, Sven the beast, a Norwegian who could crack icebergs with one punch, was great back in the early four hundreds. And before him, there was Oooga the Rock Eater, the baddest man in the caves. After all,"all time" is a long time. :) |
I would have to say the most bad ass basketball player would be Bill Lambier.
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Bill Russell: Ultimate Basketball Badass. 11 Championship Rings. Played in the NCAA final four, won Olympic Gold and helped his team win their first NBA championiship in a 13 month span. First black coach in the NBA.
http://espn.go.com/classic/biography...sell_Bill.html |
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But yes, Bird did have to prove he could do just as well. That game was one of the funniest/strangest I ever saw. The entire Atlanta bench was completely laughing it's ass off every time Bird hit another shot during the 4th quarter of that game. Bird could not miss that night, and even the opponents were enjoying it. :eek: Quote:
Addendum to that story -- before the first three point competition (not sure if it was in '88), he told all the participants beforehand "so, which one of you guys is gonna be second?" And then, of course, he goes out and wins the competition. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/bas...s/02-06-88.jpg And he drained it. That is balls.[/QUOTE] |
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No. There were five racks, starting in the right corner (if you're looking at the net) and working your way around to the left corner. The final shot was drained from the left corner. |
The first guy that came to mind was Jim Brown. I don't agree with this guy's criteria and judging. "Bad-ass Mofo" should mean exactly that, and there wasn't a badder mother(shut-yo-mouf/just talkin' 'bout Jim) than Brown.
And I ain't talking about that Fox Sports dude. Only the Nazis and Arnold Schwarzenegger could stop Jim Brown. |
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Was that before or after Robert Parish beat his ass into the court? CHIEF |
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Do you leave construction sites with one finger held high after hammering in the last nail?
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What's this!! Bar brawl Tynes didn't make the list??
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The main thing I remember about Jack Lambert's style of play was the late-hit, usually accomplished by jumping onto a pile of players like a little girl jumping on a pile of fallen leaves. He's about as Bad-ass as a tattooed My Little Pony.
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Some of the list I agree with, others no. My definition of a "bad ass" is very subjective. To me, the guy either had to have a reputation for being physically tough, mean spirited, intimidate his opponent, play hurt, be an iron man, or all of the above. Here's some who come to mind in no particular order:
Football Bad Asses: Ray Nitschke Mike Curtis Larry Wilson Dick Butkus Jack Lambert Ronnie Lott Jack Youngblood Willie Lanier Larry Csonka Deacon Jones Chuck Bednarik Baseball Bad Asses: Ty Cobb Bob Gibson Nolan Ryan Roger Clemens Frank Robinson Jack Morris Don Drysdale Lou Pinella Pete Rose Kirk Gibson Cal Ripken, Jr. Basketball Bad Asses: Willis Reed Michael Jordan Jerry West John Havlicek Kermit Washington Bob Lanier Bill Laimbeer Bill Russell Tiny Archibald Larry Bird |
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I wouldn't call a baseball or basketball player a bad ass either. Nix the Bird, add George Foreman. Forget the George in his 50's, when he was in his 20's he was the hardest hitting boxer ever. He destroyed everyone he fought.... ...well, almost everyone. :) |
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Before MJ Larry Legend was the greatest pure BB player of all time; IMHO he and MJ are tied as the greatest ever. There are a thousand stories like the ones related here, of Larry telling people where he ws going to be and what shot he was going to hit. Of how he would eat rookies alive with his vicious smack. Of how he would get embarrassed/pissed when guarded by a white guy. There are several Bird books out there, IMO one of the best is Portrait of a Competitor by Roland Lazenby Great read whether you love him, hate him, or don't know who he is. |
Here is a True Bad mamma Jamma
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Here's a link to a good article on Jack Lambert that was written by Paul Zimmerman for the Sporting News in 1984. The article is on a site dedicated to Jack Lambert and should be of interest to his fans.
Based on what the article says, I can see why he was so widely hailed for his greatness as a linebacker. A lot of what he was assigned to do probably didn't come across to a kid like me watching him on TV. Like I said, I never saw him make a hit that impressed me, but that may speak more to the fact that I was just a kid. And so maybe I didn't see the things that made the announcers gush so much about his overall play. http://www.mcmillenandwife.com/lambe..._of_steel.html |
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The ultimate football badasses' names are around the ring of fame at Arrowhead!
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What about Jack Dempsey? He would have killed Ali if the two somehow could have made in the ring together!
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No love for kevin stevens from the Devils?
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i should have been on the list too.
ye tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i shall fear no evil, for i am the baddest mother f**ker in the valley |
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what about Isiah Thomas? Detroit Pistons, injured himself badly in a finals game and damn near single-handedly wins the game for them
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Is there an old time boxing fan on the board? I'd sure like to pick his brain. I never saw Joe Louis except in film clips and I wasn't that impressed. But I really don't know how good the guy was he was fighting. I think he fought Schmelling at least once but he was a white guy. The first Heavyweight champion I remember seeing on TV was Rocky Marciano. I think he retired undefeated. Hey, he was a white guy who barely weighed 200 lbs. And who did he fight? Eras make a hell of a difference. And then there was Floyd Patterson. As poor an excuse for a heavyweight champion as I've ever seen. Undersized and no particularly good skills. Ali nicknamed him "The Rabbit" and then pounded the shit out of him three times. Ali fought several top notch fighters during his career. Notably Frazier and Foreman. Either one of which would have killed Patterson and maybe Marciano as well. It's had to compare fighters from different eras. But back to Ali. When he first showed up, Sonny Liston was the baddest dude on the planet or so everybody thought. (Except Ali) Liston's problem, though, was that he was big, dumb and slow. Ali fought him twice and knocked him silly both times. Both fights lasted a total of 3 rounds. Makes me wonder just how good Joe Louis was. Ali could beat you several different ways. He could stay away from you and never let you hit him if he wanted to. He used to stick his jaw out toward his opponent and dare them to try to hit him. Or, when he faced a good fighter like Foreman who was probably the hardest puncher in history, he would lay on the ropes (rope-a-dope) and wait for you to punch yourself out. Then destroy you while you are spent. He hit Frazier enough times to kill an ordinary man in Manila. Go rent it. I have utmost respect for Frazier as possibly the 2nd best fighter ever. He gave Ali all he wanted when Ali was in his prime. If Frazier had come along in 1950, we may have never heard of Marciano or Patterson. Tyson came along at just the right time for him. He was a brawler with some quickness and a devastating left hook. But best of all, there was nothing out there but tomato cans that he could easily knock out early. But he got exposed when he ran up against someone who would put up a fight. Even Holyfield outclassed Tyson and knew all he had to do is make it last past the first few rounds and Tyson would fold. Which he did. Tyson wouldn't have lasted 3 rounds with Frazier. And he would have lasted as long as Ali's poem predicted he would. Hehe. Ali quit the poems after the first few fights. He said it put too much pressure on him to predict the round although he was usually right. I think the real reason he quit that was named Joe Frazier. As best I can tell, Louis and Dempsey were both one trick ponies. Pretty good fighters with not much competition. (I could be wrong on Louis as he has a lot of support from the old guys). Ali could adjust his style to fit the opponent. I've never seen any fighter that was able to do that let alone a heavyweight. Can you imagine Ali and Louis when things started badly for Ali? He could use his quickness, speed, durability, or evasiveness to change the fight several directions. If the reverse happened, what could Louis do ? Ali is the best I've ever seen in any weight class. I've ignored Larry Holmes. He was a very good fighter in an era of nobodies. He simply beat everybody they put in front of him with very little glory. He lasted a long time too. By no means do I consider myself any kind of authority on boxing. These are just my impressions over the years and I'm sure somebody with a record book could tear some of this apart. Well, except for Ali that is. He was simply the best fighter that ever lived.
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During a 5-7 year period Mike Tyson was the Baddest of all bad ass Mofo's." Nobody, I mean nobody, wanted a piece of this guy. During that time period, if you were walking down a dark alley, who's the last guy you would want to run into? Who cares if Ali or Foreman "would have" or "could have" beaten him. That's not the point. That's not what this discussion is about. We are talking about the baddest mofo's of all time.
Mike Tyson Ronnie Lott Lawrence Taylor Pete Rose Ty Cobb Dick Butkus Ray Lewis Derrick Thomas These guys are bad mofo's. Not the best players or athletes of all time, just badass dudes. |
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I'd have to agree with him. When I think back to the times I watched him compared to any of the fighters that have come along since, it's apparent he was truly the greatest. The man was on a completely different level. |
I had to come full circle on Ali. I absoltely hated him when he first showed up. Everybody did. It was his mouth. The press called him the "Louisville Lip" among other things. But then all his BS started coming true. He'd write goofy poems predicing the round he'd take a guy out. He actually had to carry one guy for a couple of rounds just so his prediction would come true. He was a true character with fabulous talent. I read somewhere that his face is the most recognized around the world. And now everybody loves him. Even Frazier.
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Ali showed up in the early 60's with a unique style and the ability to change styles at will. In all other sports I've seen, youngsters try to emulate heroes like this. And they are often successful. So I expected Ali to influence younger boxers to fight like he did. It never happened. More than 40 years later, there hasn't been even one Ali disciple appear. I can't believe it's because nobody tried. No, it's because nobody else, in all that time, has the physical skills to do what Ali could do. Neither, can I find any evidence of anyone else being able to do it in the last 100 years. Can the same be said about ANY other fighter? Nope, Louis was a enough better than what we'd seen before that he was deemed great. But Ali took it to the next level like Louis couldn't have imagined. The fighters of that day were all similar in build and mentality. Rarely over 6' tall and around 200 lbs. with the ability to deliver heavy blows and absorb them. Louis was the best of them. But Ali brought another dimension to the table like noone had before. He could hit you as much as he wanted and you couldn't hit him at all if he didn't want you to. He toyed with all but the very best of the day. Just made complete fools of them by dropping his hands and sticking out his jaw daring them to try to hit him. And they still couldn't. Not even Frazier although he tried the hardest by charging Ali repeatedly. And he paid for it. Ali battered him unmercifully until Frazier just couldn't get off his stool for the final round. So if you have any doubts about just how great Ali was, go watch the Thrilla in Manila and the Foreman fights. Then go watch a film of Louis. Joe Louis was great for his day but Ali would have chopped him up into little pieces. As he would any other fighter over the past 100 years. And no clones have showed up in the last 40 years. The guy was simply one of a kind.
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I have to admit, im not old enough to have seen Ali or a prime George Foreman. Maybe they would beat Tyson in the ring. But neither one of them would have a chance in a street fight. No way in hell. |
Anybody that wants to see Ali in his early years, go to The Deuce right now. he was still Cassius Clay at the time.
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