It ain't that easy
 

Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherfuckers

It aint easy bein cheesy!

What the hell? Were you banned?

??? :shrug:

Indeed.

We're all very impressed with your ability to sustain multiple and varied intraweb insults...

Is Bob Dole changing medications again?

While you Mongolian clusterfucks were typing away on Chiefsplanet, I was out exercising the dog around the local cemeteries in the KC metro, scouting potential locations. That way, when all you sad sack fucks kick the bucket, I’ll know where to dump the shit.

Hell, I may even relieve myself a bit as well.

http://zogby.blogspot.com/saddam%20urine.jpg

Death, Taxes, and John Matrix owns your soul. Now go douche your boss’s cum out of your skank bitch’s gash.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ohnFMatrix.jpg

beware! it only takes 3-5 insulting posts to him to justify your loved ones dying....due to karma

WTF?

You need to resize that picture that you photoshopped with her girl. It was convincing but that girls head is too small for her body. Like the end scene in beatlejuice

What the hell are you going on about?

Why are you such a classless douche?

he's posting that chick like she's attractive or something........ :rolleyes:

Whats the deal with this guy? Ever picture he is holding a sack of dog shit

I was looking for the Micah Downs thread, apparently I walked into the wrong one.

She's cute, as far as hermaphrodites go.

Er, so TJ would say, I mean. ROFL

ROFL

I'm trying to keep everything positive.

I think your mom has a nice looking watch.

Where do they grow these people?

Missouri.


What I'd like to know is what would make people like him try so hard to be around people who hate him.

Estrogen shots?...

:spock:

Dry vagina.

He's getting hot flashes...

Oh, alrighty then. Carry on.

What seems to be the problem here?

Not enough fiber...

He meant with what's-his-face, not you.

I think she's a face licker for sure.

Yeah, what L2R said.

I'm quite regular, thank you.

:)

Yeah, all that beer will clean the old pipes right out.

you have to admit, the gal who received the lick to the face was pretty cute. and that was 2 years ago! you still have your memory!

Looks like what's-his-face gave up pretty damn easily to me. QuikSurfer put up a better fight than this guy.

You make me laugh, Paul. I remember the funny shit.

No he didn't.

While I was bored I took a shoe-horn to his ass last night.

He even screams like a bitch...

BTW, I feel like widening my horizons.

Could you post a direct link to your BB where I can sign up?

My infamy should be spread intraweb wide...

He looks like an evil Dr. Dorian from Scrubs.

It's his bed time. :D

How come John Matrix hasnt talked it up yet.

Uh....it won't load.

The answer can be found a few posts up.

A brief bedtime story:

So Rausch, I was talking to your mom, detailing a dilemma. I told her I got this whore knocked up, we’ll call her Rauschette, since she was your sister and all. Basically, I shot my load in your mom’s ass and then your dad sucked it out and spit it into your sister’s box. I guess that’s the standard method of impregnation in your family. Seems innovative…I guess. She recommended this great place for me to go for prenatal advice, wished that she had done so with you and your siblings.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...Unclejacks.jpg

Matrix is out.

I know we have mac users there, though I have heard somebody had trouble with their mac. Can you hit the link in my sig?

Matrix, you should really let the whole coathanger bit go, man. It's not pretty on you.

Lets see.

Medicore camera. Check.

Making lame gesture and expression in picture with chick. Check.

Chicks upper arms likely being larger than yours. Check.

Gator COUNTRY!?!?!

See if I extend another olive branch...

This wasn't funny when it was a joke called The Aristocrats, it's even less funny told by a f**k-nut like you.

*SIGH*

Over the top humor just isn't your thing, is it?

WTF? My neg rep button is broke.

Oh goodie, he's awake.

Don't hit and run, stay and play a while.

I'm not all that bright. You should know this by now.

Hey Herpes Simplex 10, I think I found where you made the jump to humans...

http://www.nctc.net/~hazard/photo/barn/barn.JPG

Head on out there, maybe your line can evolve fast enough for your great-grandkids to have a shot.

Of course they'll still be dumb as rocks, but they'll be humans none-the-less.

SO YEAH

Get him Simplex...It's on like donkey kong, beeotch.

Concentrate on the task at hand.

Bring your best this way beginner...

Don't worry guys...you may be douchebags, but....

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...negative23.jpg

Great, so you are using gochiefs material now.

I don't even know who in the fuck go chiefs is, but I will tell you this much. I can stand up for myself w/o having to neg rep the other guy three times in 2 minutes like Herpes Simplex 10 LOL ...what a bitch.

You aint cool until you've been negged by Simplex. Which means I'm cool. Thanks Simplex. :thumb: :toast:

You actually check your rep comments? Outstanding.

Looks to be getting worse for Matrix.

That was the dumbest ****ing thing I ever read.

Definitely in my top 100 dumbest things.

Asshats like you is why neg rep was invented. Trust me, I won't be the only one helping your board rep.

What happened?

Did Quicksurfer finish you off early?

I gave you positive rep just a few minutes ago. Unappreciative sons-of-bitch noobs. :shake:

Did I miss something this past week? :hmmm:
And who the fuck is this Matrix dude. :shrug:

It's fitting that "Matrix" refers to himself in the 3rd person like that ass-ramming uncle ****er Ryan Seacrest.

Phil,

This is me breaking down over you neg repping me. It's also my special way of saying you're a child molester with a goatee that looks like it was taped on your face from taint shavings

Some guy who poses for pictures with bags of shit.

I didn't notice...lol, jk...Looks like Matrix lost all rep now.

John Matrix has reached the bottom. Please consider suicidal options.

Whomever wrote the above is a damn genious. I'd like to buy him a few beers sometime.

I gotta admit this is an entertaining thread, I can't believe it's still in the Lounge.

Nice red boxes. Kind of like the only kind you're able to get in the sack. You should feel right at home.

Uh oh... :shake:







It's on now.

This douchebag with the ugly chick and the bags of shit can get nice red boxes?

I'd imagine the boxes he gets are puss filled and in desperate need of some Summer's Eve.

Here's all my neg rep from Herpes Simplex 10 :ROFL:

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Aren't you going to post a picture of you with some hottie? I'm hoping to make the next caption. I know you care for me deeply.