Do you believe in Aliens from outer space?
 

Do we have any Area 51 conspiracy theorists on CP?

Legal or illegal?

It’s the only explanation I have for some of the folks who post here, it you know what I mean Vern

I believe PhonyGonzalez is off his meds again.


BB Touretts is a serious matter!!!!! :shake:

I believe in aliens from Mexico

And Canada! :hmmm:

OK. We'll put you down for answer #4. Thank you for playing.

I was going to post the exact same thing. Good thing I read before I posted.

As a science teacher, I totally believe in life on other planets. There are about 250,000,000,000 stars in our galaxy alone. There are billions of galaxies in the universe...some of them big enough to contain 1 trillion stars. The odds are pretty good that intelligent life exists somewhere out there.

yeah I think out of all the galaxies out there it would be Ingorant to think that we are the only people in the Universe

Aliens exist. Trust me.

But if they were from another planet would they be called people? :hmmm:

Have any been found? No.

How about an "I don't know" option?

I am agnostic in this matter.

Yeah, but we've only been looking for one-billionth of the age of the universe and we've only looked in one-trillionth of the places in the universe. That's like looking around your house and saying that elephants don't exist.

I believe in idiots on the internet.

How about the

ether bunny?

And sandy claus?

Once again GuntherFan amazes me with his ability to breathe and type simultaneously. I didn't think he had the horsepower for it.

There has to be. How else do you explain Psicosis.

Wow, thats the best analogy I think I've ever heard.

Reminds me of that old poll:

"According to the 1994 poll, 46 percent of 18- to 34-year-olds believed that UFOs exist, while 28 percent thought Social Security will exist when they retire"

And if you believe in M theory then not only is it possible but a certainty.

Cartman didn't believe in aliens and look what happened to him.

What was the question?

Of course. We had xlibutscrale here awhile ago, remember?

It doesn't say a thing about them in the bible.So no.

Maybe we just don't have Premium Access.

Why is it that everyone who has been abducted by aliens also has an IQ of 70?

I believe in life on other planets, but I don't think they're visiting us.

Radiation.

ROFLROFLROFL

Oh you were not joking.:rolleyes:

You jackass. ROFL

Actually people have contended Ezekiel encountered aliens in the bible. I'm not saying I believe that, but that's how some people have interpreted it.

I'd like to hear what their reasoning is.

Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy
Joshua
Judges
Ruth
1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
Job
1 Aliens
2 Aliens
Psalms
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Isaiah
Jeremiah
Lamentations
Martians
Ezekiel
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi

BOOYAH! http://www.satanicracoon.com/img/illus05.gif

ROFL

New Testament

Matthew
Mork
Luke
John
Acts
Romans
1 Corinthians
2 Corinthians
Galatians
Ephesians
Philippians
Analprobians
Colossians
1 Thessalonians
2 Thessalonians
1 Timothy
2 Timothy
Titus
Philemon
Hebrews
James
1 Peter
2 Peter
1 John
2 John
3 John
Jude
Revelation

the universe is too dam big not to have life in it besides earth.


don't know if any of them have been to visit us though

you really think that guy was dumb enough to put a pencil in his dingus? The story was a cover up. He was probed by a stupid half-breed(half alien, half bronco fan)

Yeah, that guy was a moron. Everbody knows you just tie the pencil to the under-side.

Elephants really exist? I thought they were like circus clowns.

Are you saying clowns don't exist? :hmmm:

Aliens are acctually far more advanced that us humans. They are stronger, faster, and can do anything they please. No human can stop them. Where do you think LJ is from? He acctually runs his own galaxy about 4 billion light years from earth. And by owns it, I mean he killed every other life form on that galaxy and took over. Earth is next.

No wonder border guards down south can't catch most of them.

It's extremely unlikely that there are no other intelligent races that have developed or are developing out there in the incalculably vast expanses of the universe. Odds are, to them, our entire freaking galaxy is wholly unremarkable-looking and basically "anonymous."

Just look at the Hubble Deep Field for a bit of perspective.

God. We are utterly insignificant.

THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT
by Terry Bisson

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."

"So ... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat."

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."

Yes, I believe in aliens. Where the **** do you think horse faced QB's come from. Oh and don't forget Harvey Williams and his neck. My god that shiate ain't human. Can I get a holla?!!!?

CLOSER

DUH, HELLO HERE ............ Does Star Trek ring a bell, just ask Capt. Kirk.

You have the Great Klingon Empire .......

It's pretty naive to think we are alone in this vast universe.

Of course, the Earth is flat, AND is the bright center of it!

Near Uranus?