Jesus loves pie
 

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/6301/cook9qa.jpg

ROFL

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm

Jesus was a combat veteran?

LOL. I'm not gonna get into the religious angle of this thread. But is that a guy or a woman putting the pies in the oven? Look at the forearm!

Damn! The gal must sling A LOT of pies to build pipes like that, not to even go into the fact that she also sports the hands of an iron worker! If I was her kids, I wouldn't talk back to her on a dare. One backhand from that monster Ulga and it's lights out / where did my front four teeth go! :eek: Her husband would be wise to be a "yes dear" kind of guy as well. ROFL

:LOL:That way he can correctly claim he has the final word in their marriage.

Yeah, that's definitely Jesus in the picture. You can tell because he parts his hair in the middle.

If she's not been baptized, would Jesus push her into the oven for a glimpse of the fiery hell that she'll face if she doesn't repent? It would be for her own good.

If you could push that hunk of muscles into that oven you better be able to walk on water.

Hey... wait a minute!

Anyone ever hear the Bob Dylan song, "Country Pie?" It's off the Nashville Skyline album (an underrated album, IMO, but my Dylan favorite).

Country Pie is one of those songs that is open to interpretation. :p Jesus couldn't have said it any better, himself.

It is not good to make fun of Jesis. What do I care I am not the one going to hell.

Who's Jesis? :spock:

No one here is making fun of Jesus. The moral of the story is that if Jesus loves pie, then pie must be good.

The lesson to be learned here, is 'don't cross Jesus.'

"Nice trinity of pie, lady."

The only thing this thread is missing, is for KCJohnny to chime in. :)

The father, the son, and the "Holy smokes! Is that boysenberry?"

Here's Jesus applying a sleeper hold.

http://www.pathguy.com/jesus/forgiven.jpg

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://www.andreafitcha.com/OLDSTUFF...tman/jesus.jpg
NOBODY f-cks with the Jesus.

OMFG ROFL ROFL - "I can't believe what I just saw, Randy!! Jesus laid that man OUT!!!"

Sweet thread.

Still one of my favorites...

I official condemn this portrayal of Jesus and will now boycott all posts by you infidels! Let the riots begin!

Dammit, I KNEW we should have posted cartoons of Muhammad!

I'm going to go run outside and kill a...oh, I don't know...a buddhist?

Wow! A whole off season of "title this pic" threads

apparently Jesus also loves sculptors that wear sissy boots

Start at the Waffle house-I'm hungry. Then we hit the liquor stores, and then steal some new furniture after we are shit faced!!!

ROFL

Anyone else ever notice that Jesus was too cheap to buy a pair of sandals, let alone use his God like powers to make himself a pair.ROFL

Dammit Kevin what club are you performing at next, you are as funny as Dennis Miller.

based on both facial expressions, I have to wonder where Jesus' right hand is.

ROFL

This one is rather suspicious:

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8413/teller7jp.jpg

Take, eat...this is my baby:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...n05/Clown_.jpg

ok. I'm offcially freaked out

They're easy. They never fight back.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...estRanger_.jpg

Dude. What are you doing to my tree?

"Are you...are you driving a nail through that tree? I HATE THAT!"

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I.../Preacher_.jpg

Liar! I never said that!

I would too!! Looks like Scott Bakula was trying to crucify our lord.... lord said "uh-uh bitch, I'm puttin a hurtin on thine punk ass!"

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...05/Dental_.jpg

"Sure, I could heal it with my touch, but just for grins, why don't you do it with that six-inch needle and big drill?"

Isn't that the insurance agent in the chair?

I believe you are correct. No wonder Jesus is not lending a hand. He's probably thinking, "suffer, bitch!"

On the insurance agent picture, Jesus knows whether the person is getting a good deal or not. What is his obligation in that situation? Does he tell the person if they're going to live another 50 years and pay through the nose? Does he tell the insurance agent if the person is about to keel over? It seems like Jesus would be in a tough spot in that situation. If I was him, I might just step out on the porch for a smoke or something.

Obviously that is Jesus peering over the shoudler of his older, gainfully employed, but far less published brother Jewses.

jesus looks pissed.

this is 2 seconds before jesus bust out a chainsaw and shows nature-boy what that drilling feels like.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...Draftsman_.jpg

"I like the design overall, but can you make the dining room a little bigger? It needs to seat 12."

Hey...Isn't that Loggins and Messiah?

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