Anyone Else have a "Slammin" Wife/Girlfriend Significant Other??
 

Ok. Here is the deal, whenever my wife gets pissed off, she will slam doors violently, throw shit, and typically break shit.

Last night, she was pissed about something... and violently slammed the refrigerator door, which ended up breaking the plastic connector on two of the fridge door shelves...

Luckily I have some Gorilla Compound Glue that solved the problem, But I m interested to hear some other planeteers war stories pertaining to idiotic rage-roid women.


My apologies to those who thought this thread was gonna be about having a hot woman.... well, I have a hot head woman. heh.

My ex wife decided one time that she could make her point by pulling the china cabinet to the floor.....

Reason #117 why she's my ex.

Yeah, I knew/know someone who did/does that... :)

The only thing my wife breaks is my spirit.

Damn, she did more damage to her refrigerator than I did to mine with a gun. ROFL

Actually, I have a really nasty temper and sadly still do shit like that when I get really mad or frustrated, although for the most part I don't break things or injure myself anymore. I have, in the past, punched through walls and kicked/thrown things across rooms. The worst thing I used to do was take out my anger behind the wheel of my car, which was really scary (probably worse than driving drunk).

If she's young, she'll probably grow out of the worst of it, but not completely. One word of advice, DO NOT clean up after her when she breaks things and makes a mess in the process - make her do it herself. Cleaning up afterwards is one of the things that will slowly make her realize that controlling her temper is a good thing.

When the mrs and I first started living together we got into a argument one night and she threw an ashtray through the middle of a beautiful glass top table I'd purchased when living on my own.As I recall I didn't say a word I just stood there mouth open not believing,of all things she'd trashed my favorite piece of furniture.

I used to throw and hit stuff when I got really mad but not so much anymore. That's probably because I don't get mad that much anymore though. If I did get really angry I might still destroy something.

I started to learn to control my temper right after I got busted for assaulting a Petty Officer when I was in the Navy.

Yeah, that's a good life lesson. Hopefully you at least got a few good licks in. :$2500:

So Frazod, what did the Fridge ever do to you? And did it file charges?

It was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. :bang:

It is ironic that as bad as my temper is, the most violent destructive (and stupid) thing I ever did was by accident.

There have been times where my g/f has walked out and slammed the door in front of my roomates, not that I care, but then she gets mad when I didn't go outside to talk to her when she was in her care getting ready to leave?!?!? She says that I didn't care?!?!? Man I really need to work on this decoding of girl code. I knew she was pissed, she left, so I let her.

There isn't any DECODE logic to illogical behavior or her sending mixed signals that you are NOT picking up.

It all comes with age and experience. Just don't put up with this crap.

Treat a '2 year olds' behavior for what it is.

I'm not permitted to act out in front of my wife. I did however beat the shit(no pun intended) out of a toilet that continued to plug up. I hit the damn thing with the plunger, the SOB broke and flooded the floor and the basement. I learned my lesson because I ended up replacing the toilet, vanity, wallpaper and the tile floor. ****ing toilet had to go and I had to remodel. As I said, I'm not permitted to act out.

I think my unconscience realises that if I break my own property, there will just be more reasons for me to be upset lkater on when I come out of it.

my wife has thrown almost everything and everything, we have gone through about 5 cordless phones because my wife just gets mad and chucks them... we have had multiple plaster repairs due to her throwing toys or just whatever she can get her hands on.... I have had fat lips and black eyes...

if you look up the worst thing you have ever done to your woman thread then you can see i sometimes deserve it.
there was one incident where i poured 3 week old curdled baby forumla all over her as she slept.

ROFL

You're clearly a dick, but that's funny!

Oh shit SLAG, that is disgustingly hilarious.

it was pretty gross.. it was all up in her hair and her face.. it was like 2am- She didnt wake up right away either so it had just a moment to settle in... the stench was unbearable and i think my coughing is what woke her up.

1. Why did you do that?

2. What was her reaction?

Better get this squared away now...Or your in serious trouble.

We had been fighting about something I dont really remember what- and I was f'n Pissed... she got mad and went to sleep.. it left me time to plot, i was laying on the floor thinking... and i looked over and saw a full baby bottle that was old curdled... so i said..yeah.. yeah.. thats it... just walked in and threw it on her face because thats what was showing not under the blanket...

as far as her reaction... there was not much she could do .. it was all over she just had to go clean up.... i went for a smoke and then she went back to bed....

This was years ago before we even were married

ROFL


all is good now.... after the her smoking incident things have taken a turn for the better.

She didn't ever get pay-back? I think she may still be plotting. :eek:

I've never seen the point in breaking things. I have slammed an occasional door, but never thrown or broken anything. Of course, I'm a little more considerate of where the money will come from to replace things. China isn't cheap, and it's usually a wedding gift from a parent (from what I've seen). What would you say the next time they come over for a nice meal, and you're not using the China they gave you? Anyway, this was about SO's, which I'm not. I'll leave you boys be.

we have come along way since then.. like i said it was along time ago... i have done other crazy shit...

we have been married for almost 4 years and we have been through alot now we are at a point where shit is going pretty good and we can work out our frustrations by other means

About as much damage as I get out of my wife is in slamming doors. She might be mad at the time, but at least she has enough sense to realize that there isn't much sense in breaking her own stuff.

My ex-gf used to do that. I was did they same thing you did, let her walk. I'm not the kind of guy who is going to chase after someone that obviously is overdramatic and acting like a child. Apparently because I didn't want to put up with her shit I as you said "didn't care about her."

Oh and if and when you break up with this girl, expect a few episodes of stuff like this to happen.

ROFL ...I know you're being serious, but I just pictured a guy grabbing his SO by the hair, pushing her head to the ground... BAD!! BAD!!

Well, I didn't intend it that way, but that's a good analogy.

I have no cool stories and the only one I have was a few years back an ex of mine was pissed at me for leaving her house early. I got into my truck and we were "talking" while she was standing outside my truck. She pulled me out of my truck and punched me right in the neck. Cut the shit out of my neck and her mom was watching it go down from the window.

The ex said she didn't mean to actually hit me that hard. I bled for atleast ten minutes after that. I should say that she apologized later with sex and a nice supper that she cooked. I wish she would've punched me more often.

THAT HARD!?! So she meant to be violent, but just a little violent, not a lot? Sorry, it's not your fault, but that's skewed logic IMO.

And in my experience, these "Slammin" SOs the original poster speak of 80-90% of the time walk around like you owe them something (cause of the fact everyone walks around giving them handouts constantly in life).

Moooo

Maybe the formula was payback. He said she threw cordless phones at him. Fat lip and what not...

My first wife was a slammin psycho. That's why I went with a curvy, good-looking version of Mother Theresa this time around.

Well supposedly she meant to just swing by my face and miss me but I leaned into it. She was a stupid liar anyways.

No. Not yet.

I had an ex G/F who liked to pull that kind of bullshit. This crazy bitch would throw anything that wasn't welded down after she got a few cocktails in her. She went into step two and started hitting me one time at which point I told her "that was your free be, if you ever pull that again, you better be able to take a shot.” She came home one night all liquored up, threw one of my framed pictures against the wall, snatched up a large piece of glass and came at me with it. :hmmm: WHAP! front kick to the gut, THUMP off the wall and that ended that. Deadly weapon = I don't mess around period. The next day when she woke up from her little drunken fit, her shit was out on the front lawn, her mother was loading it in her car after I called her and told her to come and get her POS daughter and I tossed her out of the house.

My wife never pulls that kind of crap or she too would be an ex. I got lucky and married a great lady, I just dated a few that were missing a chromosome. :shake:

I had a gf for about 9 months, and then she got ticked and hit me. I told her to leave and that was that. Since then I tell women they ned to know better. I'm about the easiest going person I know, and so whenever I get a serious look on my face and say something like that, people usually listen (the 2-3 times a year that happens). To me, violence isn't even about the pain, as much as its about the idea that the person thinks its okay to take someone they supposedly care about and cause them pain intentionally.

Moooo

so my wife has apologized... she went to her mothers house in a huff earlier today... I guess her mom finally told her not to be an idiot. Normally her mom coddles her ass, and enables her.

In the past, she too, has broken cordless phones, slammed door handles through dry wall. Cracked a door, while knocking pictures off the wall, breaking an irreplaceable 3d picture of Jesus on the Cross that my family gave me. And slammed the toilet seat so hard that it shattered, and last night the fridge.

Grrrr. She says that she gets it from her dad, but I call bullshit. Anger can be controlled at the moment of decision.

More emotionally driven people would disagree. Nonetheless, this is not something you should put up with or need to put up with. Just think about what may happen whenever children are involved, will they suffer the same fate as you?

Sorry to bum you out, if I did so...

Moooo

fuggin psychology n00bs.

? Is there a flaw in my reasoning?

Moooo

Nope

I certainly get my temper from my father. When I get pissed, it's like I channel him; I can hear his voice coming out of my mouth and see his actions in everything I do. He's not a good person, and I don't like it one damn bit. But flip the wrong the switch and BOOM there he is. Sometimes I feel like I'm watching somebody else control me. It's creepy.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not blaming anybody else for my actions - especially someone I haven't seen or talked to in nearly 12 years. But I sure wish I hadn't learned this shit so well. :shake:

There is nothing wrong with releasing tension or anger by throwing something.....ahhhhh, give it a try!!

heh. most of the girls you have dated are large, and you have a decent job, with plenty of food in the fridge... and a cool patio deck! heh.

Heh! Like a jump roundhouse kick to the mellon. :evil:

NOOOO, like maybe tossing a toy or remote control or phone or...just forget it..ROFL :D

You forgot the part about the former monster Bertha's having plenty of tasty beverages in the fridge.


:BLVD:

Har! :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a slammer/thrower/kicker/puncher. I get pissed and sometimes it feels like the only way to get that anger out is to throw something. Throw the phone and ahhhh, all better. Kind of sucks to have to replace the phone, but better than spending the night in jail for hitting someone.

Beer Fridge?? :shrug:

Fixed it for you.

Ewwwwwww! I guess you could in a pinch, but damn! :shake:

Chunky chicks are awesome. They're much better dating material. In the greatness of generalizations they are much more about having a good time, and making you happy than some "hot" chick who is typically a self-centered attention whore.

Also, the chunky chicks I've been with after a while really start opeining up in bed after you are with them for a while. Not to get too graphic, but all three of the girls I had relationships with who were bigger were willing to do and try things you would be hard-pressed to find most women do in order to make the experience hotter.

Moooo

My ex once threw a 10 lb picture frame at my head......

Couldn't find the right wrinkle huh?

......ONLY because I called her by her sisters name....

.....in bed.

OMGTMI

Where the hell do you buy a 10 lb picture frame. Actually, never mind, my husband would probably thank you for NOT telling me. lol

I guess we now understand your username.

Well when it wizzed by my ear at say 40 MPH.. it sounded like a 10 lber. Left a pretty nasty gash in the wall, too.

ROFL

LOL For the record I'm not talking about a chick who has rolls or anything that much. That is too much, even for me. More than anything that shows me that woman is both inactive, lacks self-control, and doesn't value herself.

But a thick girl...bring it on.

Moooo

Forget backpeddling on the Planet.

ROFL

You can think what you want, that's cool by me. But I hadn't addressed the limits to my statement.

Plus, its only packpedaling if I'm ashamed of what I said. I don't think these people are thinking I'm sick or anything, it's just preference.

Moooo

I always say to each their own,if your favorite song is Whole Lotta Rosie and you got one of them posters in your room with the naked fat chick with the arrow pointing that reads THIS WRINKLE it's all good by me.

It just isn't for me but hey fat chicks need love too.

Well hell.

No, its the poster of Queen's "Bicycle Race" single. LOL

Moooo

Just today now.. my wife was angry in her car got mad and threw her cellphone into the winshield that is now cracked and spidering out

I'm a slammer. I suspect that won't surprise many of you.... :redface:

her phone cracked the windshield???

my god...she should pitch for the Royals

Since when did glass want to Improve the team?

I wont settle for less than a 7th round MLB draft pick Bonus

Hell, you hang with people who lose entire vehicles, when visiting Mexico....heh. :p

Jeez...got Prozac?

Honestly thats the problem..

she has been off her meds for 3 days..

not a pretty sight.

No kidding. I'm getting too old and cranky to put up with temper tantrums. Especially expensive ones.

Pour some more rotten milk on her. Sounds like she needs it. :D