Badumpum (crash) - The Chiefsplanet bad one-liner thread...
 

Have a little fun jabbing the guy that posts before you...

Somebody had to draw first, so I picked on somebody who's used to getting picked on...

"Saulbadguy's better half is so much better than him she counts for three quarters..."

I wanted to create this thread. I was thinking of this exact thread 2 days ago. Bastard. Is that right?

Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife

I had sex with your wife also. Tell her to not scream so ****ing loud.

That wasn't his wife, it was his deaf neighbor...

Rausch is soooooo ugly that when he was born, the doctor made a donation to the March of Dimes.

Rain Man is sooooo ugly that his mailman and paper boy put on blindfolds when they approach his house.

bRainman's (insert significant female of choice) is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to kiss her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba.


*barberism has been removed from previous incarnation to protect the honor of the innocent.

Iowanian's the type of guy that would steal my wallet.........then help me look for it.

Rad's parents got him interested in photography only so he wouldn't be in the pictures at family gatherings.

Rain Man is so ugly he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

tatertot is so nasty, when he drinks tequilla, he licks his armpit, takes the shot and sucks his lime green large toenail.

Iowanian has stabbed so many girthy girls that he is on Greenpeace's most wanted list for harpooning whales.

yunghungwell and Bozo the clown are butt buddies.

How's that?

yunghungwell is so cross eyed his wife left him for seeing someone on the side.

oh the irony of stumppy posting after one named yunghungwell.. :)

I'd hate to insult headsnap, especially after he just spent all that money upgrading his wife's tata's so some other guy can soon enjoy them.

Morphius is so hideous his Mom had to be stone drunk just to breast feed him.

R&GHomer is so stupid, he sold his car for gas money.

Dartgod? More like Dorkgod...



Yeah, I got nothin'. :sulk:

Dartgod is so dumb that he tried to get a job packaging sailboat fuel.

ExtremeChief smells so bad, vultures package the scent for cologne.

ExtremeChief is so ugly his mom had to tie t-bones to him so the dog would play with him.

Braincase is so fat he has his own gravitational pull.

Fire Me Boy! is so shy he won't even talk to himself.

I made it better.

Fire Me Boy! is so gay that Boy George calls him "flamer".

ExtremeChief is so skinny, if you put on 3D glasses he disappears.

Braincase is so dumb, when he was on vacation he saw a sign that said DISNEYLAND LEFT so he turned around and went back home.

ExtremeChief is so fat when hauls ass, he has to make two trips.

:p

R&G Homer is so pale, Albino's make fun of him.

Extremechief is so dumb that when he was asked to cash a check, he hid an Eastern European in his basement for two years.

Rain Man is so boring, he makes oatmeal look exciting.

Braincase is so short that his weather forecasts are always a day behind.

Rain Man is so fat he's featured in Before Before pictures.

Rain Man is so dumb he gave his bike away and wears chicken soup.

Stumppy is so dumb that when people won't give him money to buy food, he throws his food on them.

ChiefFripp has such a poor sense of style that he gets asked to design Susan Sarandon's dress at the Oscars every year.

Rainmans wife or was it his mom liked giving head so much that she told me she was going to bring a spoon next time...

Booo

Allow me, dude...
Ahem, "His wife is in a coma"

Comeback... christ, if I wanted a comback I would've just wiped it of your mamas chin.

R&GHomer thinks Herm is an offensive genious.

Cookster50 is the exact reason why doctors stopped slapping babies. They found out that it doesn't actually knock the dicks off of the stupid kids.

Mr. Gonzo can't make decent coffee.

ROFL

FAX

Mr. Fax is so polite that he actually thanks muggers.


Dammit fax, You are a thread killing somebody...ROFL

Gonzo is so flaming, he makes Claythan forget about Clay Aiken.

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