sex, multiple partners
 

have you took a turn at having sex with someone
such as more than one guy taking turns with one girl?

I have never heard of such thing, please explain.

As many threads as we have about sex it's plainly obvious to rival fans that Chiefs fans never get laid.

I don't know what you're talking about, please be mnore clear.

Though I think I do. My friend had sex with this girl at this party only to find out she had sex with THREE OTHER guys AND a girl... And he was not first...

Moooo

You know the rule. They say midwest chicks are ugly, but they make up for it in their ability to have sex...

:) JK I've had no problems finding hotties, and that's in SOUTHERN Missouri.

Moooo

one girl takes on three guys one at a time
one guy goes in her bedroom, does her
comes out, next guy goes in, ect

I jacked off once, watching Baywatch, listening to Madonna, and tending to 200 or so sheep. That count?

Sounds like a gang rape of sorts. Taking turns.

You cant Rape the Willing

Girls are always willing to take my famous roofiecolada.

That's why I said of sorts. Just to get the mental image of guys taking turns.

I think it would be more fun the other way. Having chicks taking turns riding your dick.

NOT BACK DOOR SLUTS NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://images.southparkstudios.com/m...3_image_08.jpg

ever hear
the phrase
"sloppy seconds"
?

GIGGITY GOO!!

I guess that is several nos

Not just no....HELL no.

So nobody has done the eiffel tower or the rotiserrie chicken? I don't buy it

Finger Cuffs

:shrug:

Are those like "code" for taking up the poop shoot, and a circle jerk?

Eiffel Tower - When two drunk guys who have to share a slutty chick. One guy is pounded her from behind while the other guy is screwin' her mouth then they high five to form what looks as an eiffel tower. Use a mental image and you'll get it.

Awesome. And rotisserie chicken?

You touch another guy while having sex?

Hi-fiving, from opposite ends, while the girl is getting pounded from both ends, is an exception to that man-rule.

maybe just click beer bottles

I think the French would be insulted to know that a beautiful monument such as theirs is being referenced as a sexual act which to them would be thought of as, normal.

Moooo

Or pass the j....I'll suggest it at the next Man-rules meeting.

when the french do it is called the grandfather clock
with the movement back and forth in the center

HAHAHA, good stuff.

Why does the name Anton come to mind with this post?

Toodle-whoooo. You called?

Not to be mean, but I kinda feel bad for you if it took you that long to figure it out. I mean, you can say the same for golddigging women, but guys are a litle less... secretive about it.

Moooo

gaydar alert: Rump ranger

You think, fatass? They should have capped your ass, instead of Kenny.

Are you Scott Baio, in drag? You gave me pink eye on the alien ship, bitch! Oh yeah, and the rainbow in your sig sucks donkey dicks.

there is something happening here
what it is isn't exactly clear

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...n&defid=321490

Rotisserie chicken rules. I want to spin a bitch.

I'll give you the rundown:

Anton: Hello.
Cartman: I'm Cartman, and you're gay.
Anton: Duh, dumbass.
Cartman: I'm Cartman, and you're gay.

Moooo

breast meat or thigh

Stop, hey wat's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

Dude, so much could be said about this, but I will say if that's what you want to do with a chick when you get her, you might have problems getting one in the first place.

Though what do I know about you? I guess you supposedly got close to getting some the other night or something, so... Maybe I'm wrong.

Moooo

I think it's going on in the same head
before it lands on the screen

Did you just call me gay?

no a hippy

A personal battle
waging between two
of the same mind?

Moooo

I'm not saying it would be priority No. 1. Just that I'd be up for it.

Okay...That'll pass... Though it is kinda freaky.

Moooo, who is into one-on-one

gochiefs wants to baste her
golden brown skin

GD it. Stan? Chef? Is that you? Screw you guys, I'm going home. Bastard.

You can still get freaky one-on-one.

You guys are a bunch of degenerates.

Is that an offer??? :drool:

Yep, which is fine by me.

I'm just not into threesomes, two girls or another guy and another girl. You'd have to get me really drunk before I'd do one, and even then only a girl-girl-moooo one.

Moooo

The last thing I want to see when I'm getting ready to goo is some other dude's oh-face...

I like to see guys getting their oh-face on. Of course, I'm a female, so...

It looks like GoChiefs is definitely up on his sexual positions slang. Congrats. Speaking of one on one, what do you think of Houdini or the Toboggan? Those are good moves... And now for the guys on here who never bang chicks. Try "the stranger". Sit on your hand for 10 minutes, then jack off with it. You'll think it's someone else. Hey, you can imagine

This might help

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...2.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I picked a brand new one up at good will for $3

This could make a difference...

Its nice to know someone does. I always thought I looked like a damn fool when I did... Knowing chicks find it hot too is slightly reassuring.

Moooo

Wouldn't that just make you think of James Earl Jones's O-face?

Moooo

I had a salsa dream about Paz Vega, Selma Hayek, & Penelope Cruz the other night. Does that count?

I've tried the stranger...didn't really work. Maybe I need to sit on the hand longer.

1. houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.


1. toboggan

a sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs

i tobogganed that bitch all the way down the stairs last night, where we found her parents

First you say you have a horse face, then you state you get your own spunk on it.....TMI dude.

I didn't say I get spunk on my horse face. I have a cow face, and... you know what... nevermind.

:rolleyes:

Moooo

I'm confused. Spunk? We were talking about oh-faces.

Exactly...

Nice to know someone is following the convo... :)

Moooo

Speaking of which, how do you know what your oh-face looks like? Mirrors by the bed?

Okay-sorry-thought you meant Oh I got it on my face-GROSS! And I thought Luv meant she liked seeing that.

And I am not even drinking tonight-my bad.

Some guy gets spunk on my face, it's because he missed my mouth. That would not be happening on purpose.

This post is useless without pics...I am confused....,please explain in graphic detail what you meant.

luv's a freaky girl!

And you don't really know what your "oh" face looks like. I had a chick show me what it looked like on her own face, and I was horrified. Ever since then I questioned it (not obsessively or anything).

Moooo

& yet your sig line says, "Everything happens for a reason." I'm sensing some discord in the fabric of the universe.

Not really. If he spunks on my face on purpose, then I know I won't be sleeping with him again.

So they get "one" free shot-lol

I think I could be in springfield in about 4 fours. See you in the a.m. luv.

So, you would rather it in your mouth.... Interesting. You should consider a career as an inspirational speaker. You could start speaking to high school and early college girls. I mean, we all need to leave this place better off than we found it, don't we???

Does that seem nasty to you, or disrespectful? I think its hot as a guy, but I think if I was a chick I'd feel pretty grossed out...

Moooo

This should be on your Sig.

So how many times has this happened?

Less mess. Unless of course I discovered that it's the miracle cure for acne prone skin. Then swallowing might be a hard sell.

Then think like a chick.

None.