Now that Ty Law has signed, how are your bowel movements?
 

Volume? ph levels? Frequency?

Please let us know.

Thanks,
The Management.

Well, if you are really that concerned come on over and I will give you a Cleveland Steamer.

Ironically this thread pops up as I have decided that in fact it's the Browns that are going to the Superbowl..............right now.

TY LAW!!!

I took about a 2 foot dump yesterday...I should have read the sign, "Ty Law will sign with Chiefs."

It's flowin' faster than mexican water through a first time tourist! I don't know whether or not it's the release of built up pressure or the bubble-guts about the season, but either way I feel like I could run five miles!!!

I made my wife gag this morning due after she foolishly went into the head right after I evacuated.

I don't think that Ty Law had anything to do with it, however. I suspect it was the pound of beef jerky I consumed yesterday.

Saturday: Nothing.
Sunday: Nothing.
Monday: Good one, some blood.

Very satisfying....thanks for asking!

I haven't had a movement since the signing, but my girlfriend said my farts smelled like hot trash last night. Not sure why that was.

When did the news break?
Becasue I was on a camping trip, no movement all Friday or Saturday (a diet of nothing but beef jerky, peanuts and beer will do that to you). Then Sunday, about 11:00 am, I drowned about a 2-foot brownsnake.

Ironically, I just emptied out the tank! Best shit I've taken in months.





(crrringe!! ...okay that was gross)

And every fantasy I've had of you just went down the toilet.

Well since you asked, I've had three great movements today alone.

funny, her post had the exact opposite affect on me

semen enema's will do that to ya.

I find it a little disturbing that you're testing your poop for its acidic content Saul. :)

A pound? Were you on a cattle drive or something?

No, I was just bored.

I haven't shat in a few days. I'm going to go give it a try.

I was just wondering because this morning I had liquid shit that felt like drano was coming out of my asshole.

I'll let you know in about ten minutes.

Now what did I do with that newspaper?

Newspaper? Doesn't the ink come off?

Ahhh...we call that 'table saw'...cause it feels like you're sitting on a running table saw.

Then there's also 'keyhole'...where one could crap 50ft in distance through a keyhole.

Ugh...did I just post on a poop thread?