Today, I rose above the Roaf adversity
 

So I'm driving home today, listening to Roaf list all the reason he wasn't coming back to play and it was really bumming me out. A little voice in my head (don't ask me which one, there are so many) kept telling me to go back and think about something else; something that had been on my mind for some time.

Now usually, I just shut out those little voices, as they tend to get me into trouble. Not this time. The little voice made me confront something important. So I got home, grabbed the Hot Nurse and the two precious little girls headed off shopping. The end result was quite pleasing.

One, $1,400 diamond ring later, marked down to a steal I might add, mixed in with one marriage proposal and BAM!!! ... I was happy again.

Not only is she a Hot Nurse, she's also a Smart Nurse. She said yes.PBJ :)

Congrats!!!!

I'm guessing that like most of us guys here on the Planet, you are "marrying up"...

mmaddog
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WOW!!!! CONGRATS.....

oy..

wait..


RUN AWAY NOW

Congratulations. Good luck to you in your roaf...er... oath, of marriage.

Thanks brutha'!

I think I'm marrying up. She's hot, she has has two beautiful girls, a good job and she bends over backwards to please me, even when I don't ask her to.

She's also a nympho.

Crap. She reads this board. I'm probably in trouble now. :D

What am I running away from and why?

ROFL Although Roaf and oath don't exactly rhyme, you get rep for effort. :D

The above is one of those "Good New, Bad News" post....

Good News:

You're marrying up...she's hot...she bends over backwards.....AND she's a Nympho....(which means she also probably bends forward too)

Bad News:

She's got 2 beautiful girls, who will someday turn into 2 beautiful young ladies, and you will have to worry about guys like yourself when you were younger.... :p

mmaddog
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Congratulations brotha.

I wish you and your gal on many many wonderful years together.

Congrats! Thanks for sharing your good news on this otherwise dark day.

what's that about roaf?

im just kidding....

but.. its def. a trial..

it takes alot of courage faith and dedication...


Trust.. Honesty...

its a "Insitiution"

anyway im drunk

good luck

Roaf, Roaf, Roaf Roaf Roaf!

Sounds like a dog barking, only that his voice is probably gagged with dog hair. :shrug:

I got nuffin.

good to see I'm not the only one drowning my sorrows in a giant tub of whiskey

btw, congrats 4th

You've made me realize that, despite today's bad news, it could be worse - I could be alone.



oh...wait. I am

So, two Willies retired today!

Unfortunatly the more important Willie retiring will hurt more.

(Sorry 4th. :p)

Anal sex: The smart choice for your future.

Congrats Man!

Wow! 4th you sure are a fast mover!
Congrats!

Can I still tease you? :p

congrats. Good luck being the only Male in the house. :p

Holy shit, congratulations and best of luck to all of you! Fantastic! :toast:

Congratulations!

Of course, I presume that on every anniversary, you'll share a glass of wine with the wife, and you'll have another glass sitting there unclaimed for Willie Roaf.

I hope you don't live in Springfield, cause if so (and I hate to be the one to tell you this) that little voice in your head was probably Woody Justice... that crafty little fucker...

Moooo

congrats man...

wheres she a nurse at??

would i know her?