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chief2000 08-20-2006 05:25 PM

Would you trade Larry Johnson for an impact D-Tackle ?
 
Y or N .

meStevo 08-20-2006 05:26 PM

F N.

dj56dt58 08-20-2006 05:26 PM

would you shoot yourself?

Cormac 08-20-2006 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by meStevo
F N.

:clap:

sedated 08-20-2006 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by meStevo
F N.

ROFL nice

Demonpenz 08-20-2006 05:30 PM

i probably would defense wins championchips!

Deberg_1990 08-20-2006 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Y or N .

Yes, because everybody knows that Good DT's are good for 1500+ yards and 20+ TD's a year.

ILikeBigTiddys 08-20-2006 05:30 PM

Dumb question

milkman 08-20-2006 05:32 PM

Would stop sniffing glue?

milkman 08-20-2006 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ILikeBigTiddys
Dumb question

There are no dumb questions.

There are only dumb people.

RealSNR 08-20-2006 05:33 PM

Wow, stop posting threads, 2000. You're making me hate stupid people every time you post

unlurking 08-20-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ILikeBigTiddys
Dumb question

Look at the poster.

Bob Dole 08-20-2006 05:38 PM

NJN, BHN.

BigRock 08-20-2006 05:41 PM

HEY NORM. If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yerself?

Hammock Parties 08-20-2006 05:42 PM

WOULD YA EAT THE MOON IF IT WERE MADE OF RIBS?

LET'S MAKE SLOPPY MARTIAN LOVE IN THE BACK OF MY DUNE BUGGY!

Bwana 08-20-2006 05:43 PM

Smoke much crack?

Raiderhater 08-20-2006 05:52 PM

Where do we dig these people up? We really need new talent scouts.

Bwana 08-20-2006 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader
Where do we dig these people up? We really need a new talent scouts.

Not to worry, I see him getting cut before the first regular season game. Either that or we trade him for donk fan that rides the short yellow bus.

Hammock Parties 08-20-2006 05:56 PM

I wonder if we can get an impacted colon for Ryan Sims.

milkman 08-20-2006 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
Not to worry, I see him getting cut before the first regular season game. Either that or we trade him for donk fan that rides the short yellow bus.

We'd have to throw in couple Jets trolls to get that deal done.

Raiderhater 08-20-2006 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana
Not to worry, I see him getting cut before the first regular season game. Either that or we trade him for donk fan that rides the short yellow bus.


If that happens, I'll be calling for a new GM as well.

Sheesh.

Bwana 08-20-2006 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
We'd have to throw in couple Jets trolls to get that deal done.

Heh! Valid point.

boogblaster 08-20-2006 06:07 PM

THIS GUY IS DUMBER THAN A DAY_OLD IRANIAN... BOOG OUTT....

Adept Havelock 08-20-2006 06:08 PM

No. However, I would entertain the possiblity of trading chief2000 for a vile rancid festering wedge of butt-cheese.

On second thought, that trade would be redundant.

penchief 08-20-2006 06:13 PM

Would you trade Johnny Damon for Coco Pebbles?

Sam Hall 08-20-2006 06:21 PM

I'm calling for Chief2000 to get the boot from the board.

Who else is with me on this?

Bob Dole 08-20-2006 06:31 PM

Bob Dole would trade Ryan Sims for a decent pair of toenail clippers.

Hammock Parties 08-20-2006 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Bob Dole would trade Ryan Sims for a decent pair of toenail clippers.

Turley is not cutting anything on his body for awhile. He needs all the weight he can get.

milkman 08-20-2006 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I'm calling for Chief2000 to get the boot from the board.

Who else is with me on this?

He's clearly an idiot who adds nothing of any real substance to the planet, but to my knowledge, he hasn't done anything to warrant a ban.

I suggest, if you feel strongly about it, you place him on ignore.

Iowanian 08-20-2006 06:40 PM

FYWCS,KOTDF, A

(Eff yourself with a chainsaw, knock off the dumb F@ckary, Asswipe)

chief2000 08-20-2006 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I'm calling for Chief2000 to get the boot from the board.

Who else is with me on this?

Hi redneck.

ChiefFan31 08-20-2006 06:50 PM

This thread topic is ridiculous.

Tourettes strikes again...

Iowanian 08-20-2006 06:52 PM

Please go fill an unflushed toilet bowl with bleach and antifreeze, insert your head to neck(same depth as it is in your arse) and breath in deeply.


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Originally Posted by chief2000
Hi redneck.


Sam Hall 08-20-2006 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Hi redneck.

:lame:

milkman 08-20-2006 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Please go fill an unflushed toilet bowl with bleach and antifreeze, insert your head to neck(same depth as it is in your arse) and breath in deeply.

Something like that could cause brain damage.........




.....Oh wait.....Never mind.

ChiefsCountry 08-20-2006 06:56 PM

Well good teams build their teams with a strong offense and defensive line but true franchise different maker backs are hard to come by. Also there has only been 2 or 3 true impact DTs in the NFL's history. I'll pass.

Iowanian 08-20-2006 06:57 PM

Right now, I"m sure this guys parents wish they could go back and make a trade for a condom without a hole in it.

blueballs 08-20-2006 07:05 PM

you have a D-Tackle in mind or you
wouldn't have made this thread
right?

milkman 08-20-2006 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs
you have a D-Tackle in mind or you
wouldn't have made this thread
right?

Oh please, let it be so.

I would just looove to hear who he thinks is an impact DT.

ChiefsCountry 08-20-2006 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
Oh please, let it be so.

I would just looove to hear who he thinks is an impact DT.

I can only name two in the past that is a true impact DT and one we had in Buck Buchanan, the other is Warren Sapp. There is not many in the history of the league.

milkman 08-20-2006 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry
I can only name two in the past that is a true impact DT and one we had in Buck Buchanan, the other is Warren Sapp. There is not many in the history of the league.

Mean Joe Greene.

FloridaMan88 08-20-2006 07:22 PM

Chiefs could have added an impact D-tackle without having to trade anyone. Big Daddy Dan Wilkinson was available, and while he isn't maybe in the upper echelon of defensive tackles, I'd say he's more of an impact interior D-tackle than anyone on the Chiefs' roster currently.

ChiefsCountry 08-20-2006 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
Mean Joe Greene.

Yep forgot about him, so there is about 3. Was there really anybody in the 80s?

ChiefsCountry 08-20-2006 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan88
Chiefs could have added an impact D-tackle without having to trade anyone. Big Daddy Dan Wilkinson was available, and while he isn't maybe in the upper echelon of defensive tackles, I'd say he's more of an impact interior D-tackle than anyone on the Chiefs' roster currently.

He is not an impact player.

Sully 08-20-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsfan88
Chiefs could have added an impact D-tackle without having to trade anyone. Big Daddy Dan Wilkinson was available, and while he isn't maybe in the upper echelon of defensive tackles, I'd say he's more of an impact interior D-tackle than anyone on the Chiefs' roster currently.

Not a Cover-2 D-Tackle.

banyon 08-20-2006 07:54 PM

Your and chief2000.

Psyko Tek 08-20-2006 08:35 PM

I know we should build a time machine and then we can trade lj FOR THE 86 BEARS DEFENSE

RealSNR 08-20-2006 08:35 PM

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Y or N .


chief2000 08-20-2006 09:31 PM

SNR on his computer. You ain't shot anything you little peckerhead.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...e_computer.jpg

Bowser 08-20-2006 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Y or N .

what

the

****

Ebolapox 08-20-2006 09:44 PM

ROFL

chief2k smaque is simply...well, according to webster's dictionary, the only word for stupidity this awesome is 'Chief2000'

chief2000 08-20-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1
ROFL

chief2k smaque is simply...well, according to webster's dictionary, the only word for stupidity this awesome is 'Chief2000'


God your funny and you don't even know it. You even spelled it wrong you senile old fart ! :clap:

IT'S called SMACKTALK YOU F**KING reerun.

http://www.smackopolis.com/






. ROFL

dj56dt58 08-20-2006 09:51 PM

I would trade you to WP for a kick in the nuts

chief2000 08-20-2006 09:54 PM

Where do you want me to kick since your a hermaphrodite.

Iowanian 08-20-2006 09:54 PM

I don't think you'll ever ring the bell using that smack hammer...even if they turn the setting to "Drooling infant"...though considering you probably tear tickets nearby, you might just have enough practice.

Keep trying sport.

http://www.paulrents.com/images/high_striker.jpg



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Originally Posted by chief2000
SNR on his computer. You ain't shot anything you little peckerhead.


chief2000 08-20-2006 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I don't think you'll ever ring the bell using that smack hammer...even if they turn the setting to "Drooling infant"...though considering you probably tear tickets nearby, you might just have enough practice.

Keep trying sport.

Weak.

milkman 08-20-2006 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Where do you want me to kick since your a hermaphrodite.

Your?

You talk about other people's spelling (which isn't actually incorrect) and you don't even know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

Brilliant!

Iowanian 08-20-2006 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
God your funny and you don't even know it. You even spelled it wrong you senile old fart ! :clap:

YOU'RE making some mistakes in YOUR sentence structure also, idiot box.

YOUR village is blessed with extra idiot resources since YOU'RE residing there, maybe they can trade with Shaka of the Zulu for spices and wine.

Skip Towne 08-20-2006 10:00 PM

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! The n00bs have taken over the asylum.

trndobrd 08-20-2006 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Y or N .


A valid question amongst football fans, and I for one, think chief2000 raises a valid point and deserves a straightforward answer rather than a bunch of meanspirited responses.

So, to answer your question, no, I would not trade a player who is at best the next coming of Jim Brown and at worst will be an above average NFL running back for a defensive tackle.

To save you the time of asking your next question, I have already provided some answers for you;

No, I would not trade Trent Green for a Free Safety.

No, I would not trade Tony Gonzalez for an offensive line coach.

No, I would not trade Boomer Grigsby for Vince Ferragamo.

Yes, I would trade Ryan Sims for a 2nd Round draft pick and 12 pack of Rolling Rock.

No, I would not trade Derrick Johnson for Julian Battle.

No, I would not trade Lamar Hunt for a coffee cup.

Yes, I would trade Jason Whitlock for taped copy of last week's game and a milkbone for my dog.

No, I would not trade Arrowhead Stadium for a 1977 Chevy Monza.

No, I would not trade Len Dawson for Vince Van Patten and pink yard makers.

No, I would not trade Eddie Kennison for a 1976 bicentenial quarter and a bottle of yellow 'pepsi' that you found on the side of the road.

No, I would not trade Carl Peterson for an ant farm.

Yes, I would trade Tamarick Vanover for all the tea in China.


That's only a partial list, but I hope I have been of some assistance.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
YOU'RE making some mistakes in YOUR sentence structure also, idiot box.

YOUR village is blessed with extra idiot resources since YOU'RE residing there, maybe they can trade with Shaka of the Zulu for spices and wine.


I banged yer mom, you tobacco spittin' white trash ... You is like a booger that you can't thump off!

ROFL

Iowanian 08-20-2006 10:08 PM

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Lets save that gem for posterity. I guess it really wasn't important for you to finish 8th grade, given you were joining the family business, and by this photo, enjoying your internship under your mother.




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Originally Posted by chief2000
I banged yer mom, you tobacco spittin' white trash ... You is like a booger that you can't thump off!


You'd like to try mama smack?

I used it here once but I'll start with this Iowani-original.

Your mother is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she chewed banana flavored gum.

Skip Towne 08-20-2006 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
I banged yer mom, you tobacco spittin' white trash ... You is like a booger that you can't thump off! BOOG OUTT!!!

ROFL

Fixed it.

milkman 08-20-2006 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! The n00bs have taken over the asylum.

It's your fault.
You weren't here to put them in their place.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Lets save that gem for posterity.




You'd like to try mama smack?

I used it here once but I'll start with this Iowani-original.

Your mother is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to face hump her if she chewed banana flavored gum.

I banged yer mom the day after the Iowa Hawkeyes gangbanged her.

Look what popped out ! Iowania.

http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages...end%20BOBO.jpg

Ebolapox 08-20-2006 10:15 PM

heh heh... he got pwned by tripod :p

cmh6476 08-20-2006 10:15 PM

if he can play both sides and give us the offensive production that LJ does then maybe

Skip Towne 08-20-2006 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
It's your fault.
You weren't here to put them in their place.

I know. I apologize.

milkman 08-20-2006 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
I banged yer mom the day after the Iowa Hawkeyes gangbanged her.

Look what popped out ! Iowania.

http://serban17.tripod.com/album/reerun.jpg

So I'm guessing that she wasn't conscience.

Cause I have no doubt that even the skankiest ho would reject you if conscience.

Logical 08-20-2006 10:18 PM

Someone should take this tiny peckers thread creation rights from them.

RealSNR 08-20-2006 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
SNR on his computer. You ain't shot anything you little peckerhead.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...e_computer.jpg

That Asian kid probably speaks better English than you do.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Logical
Someone should take this tiny peckers thread creation rights from them.

Don't make me come over to your house and make your 'cry for jesus' you little D&D reerun.

Ebolapox 08-20-2006 10:23 PM

chief2000 obviously took the chocolate...

<img src="http://www.pitofhorror.com/features/verger.jpg">

Logical 08-20-2006 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Don't make me come over to your house and make your 'cry for jesus' you little D&D reerun.

Self reflection being projected on other posters is one of the first signs of dementia, get help.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:25 PM

Here one for Iowa-neck.

Your mom was raped by pile of dogshit. Your ugly whore of a mom said please don't stop. My son someday will be a famous loser on 'chiefsplanet'. She says 'please impregnate me!'.

Out pops Iowanian !

http://www.sixthseal.com/images/dog_shit.jpg

Ebolapox 08-20-2006 10:26 PM

and since I KNOW you won't get that somewhat obscure movie reference/joke, I'll explain it to you... you see, there's a book called 'hannibal' in which a young mason verger (pictured above) (another note, that's not any member of my family, as I KNOW you'll use that joke)... who is a son of a livestock magnate... sorta like the guys upton sinclair wrote about in 'the jungle'...oh wait, you don't KNOW who upton sinclair is... well, google him dumbass...

anyway, in summer camp (in the book), mason verger forced kids to suck his dick for chocolate... and forced them to take a candy bar up their ass for chocolate, and made them eat it because his daddy was rich...

Iowanian 08-20-2006 10:27 PM

yeah.

You'll be around a long time.

blueballs 08-20-2006 10:28 PM

this is what happens to WRs that get
sandwiched between Pollard and Page
it still isn't pretty months after the
swelling goes down

KCChiefsMan 08-20-2006 10:29 PM

wow, you are pretty stupid 2000.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H5N1
and since I KNOW you won't get that somewhat obscure movie reference/joke, I'll explain it to you... you see, there's a book called 'hannibal' in which a young mason verger (pictured above) (another note, that's not any member of my family, as I KNOW you'll use that joke)... who is a son of a livestock magnate... sorta like the guys upton sinclair wrote about in 'the jungle'...oh wait, you don't KNOW who upton sinclair is... well, google him dumbass...

anyway, in summer camp (in the book), mason verger forced kids to suck his dick for chocolate... and forced them to take a candy bar up their ass for chocolate, and made them eat it because his daddy was rich...

No one cares. Hows that. Go back to sleep Grandpa.


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