Four Religious Truths to remember in serious times....
 

In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths or no faith, to recognize these four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters


ROFL

What? Hooters is a perfectly logical place to find Baptists! We all know how highly they regard their fried chicken. I've heard Hooters has good chicken wings. Okay, so it's a weak connection.

That should win you another rep point from the DC freaks
:rolleyes:

ok

Keep "logical" outta this one! Geesh! The poor guy! :)

This is a terrible misconception.... usually created by men who feel they need an excuse(other than boobies) to go to Hooters.....

A friend of mine's daughter applied at Hooters. She literally told them, "I don't have a lot up top, but my ass would look great in those shorts."

Actually, "they have great wings" is generally the excuse used to JUSTIFY going to Hooters to look at boobies...

I have friends that meet there every Tuesday. To this day, I don't understand why.

Closet Baptists perhaps? :hmmm: :p

This post is worthless without pics.

No, closet Baptists meet on Saturday night. Or is it the Catholics? :hmmm:

Those wings are teh suhck.

They just opened another Hooters in downtown Derrty, and I was dropping off some filing across the street at the Wainwright Bldg, and it was dinner time, so I placed an order to go [with whatever their hottest sauce was] and went to do my filing. Picked it up, took it home.
Worthless, I've had better at effing Sam's Club for free.

Lesson learned, Johnnie's is the place to go.

To see if anyone they know there got a boob job. :p

Next to talk about and go compare/contrast.

i think a pitcher of beer at crumby hooters is like 7 bucks too. I ususally just go to a waterhole and bring a hooters calendar

I went to BW3 for the first time ever the other day.

The Crispy Southwest Dippers tasted like ass.

The wings were okay, but I shouldn't have picked the parmesan garlic sauce.

Hooters wings are terrible.

How come anytime anyone talks about Hooters, they have to bring up the "good" wings?

It's like people talking about Playboy and how great the articles are.

Do you throw lobs on purpose?

Woman.

Well, come to think of it, Playboy actually does have some great articles.
Even I've read some of theirs.

Wait a minute... There are articles in Playboy? :hmmm:

Guess, only the women take to them. :)

:hmmm: So, you're admitting that the breasts are great?

You know, I'm not what you'd call a breast man, I'll take Gwen Stefani over someone less fit with a bigger rack. And foobs are a turnoff. But every once in a while I catch sight of a great natural pair, and I gotta admit, they're glorious.

Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones?

yeah, in the 'vernacular' a contraction of fake boobs.

Here's my take on fakes:

If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars.

I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top.

My take, unless you are a carpenter's dream, or in 'the biz,' or of course a mastectomy survivor, foobs say more about your insecurity than any improvement in proportion can make up for.

I think it can be true but not necessarily or true to a degree.

Society enforces looks on a woman as being important...even if just from a fashion point of view. So it affects how a woman feels about herself to a greater or lesser degree individually, which is far less so for a man. We feel better if we feel we look good...doesn't have to be movie star good looks for this to be true though. Degrees of vanity is a factor, not just insecurity.

At one point in my life I would NEVER go out without some makeup on for instance. Now I'll at least run to the store without any or even with wet hair just because it's easier.