Let have a chief planet roast
 

Only rule it have to be any star from sport movie music or any thing except fellow chiefs planet members. here mine







lisa lampanelli have so many black guy in her. Madonna consider it a slow weekend at home.

Let have kcnut roasted

Kcnut's here tonight....glad to see the rest of the GED class in the audience. Also I'd like to recognize his parents - come on, stand up...Stuttering John/Tommykat...where are ya?

This has already been done. By BIG_DADDY.

oldfart

I said no planeteer people follow the rules.


One exception go chiefs is a good guy letting himself be used for a stunt butt for all those gay theme star wars ripoff must be really hard when you got a ass of ten years old girl.

Whoa.

kcnut buy smack at rent-a-center

Ok.

Carl peterson the kind of guy who give used car saleman a better profile.

iranian lik jack off cows

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKK!

Everytime I read anything you post I cant help but laugh to myself.

You see... your grammar is so terrible, that when I read what you type all I see is this guy from south park.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...i_citywok2.jpg

Yeah... the citywok episode. :D

I choose to roast former Luftwaffe Leader Herman Goering.

"Herman Goering is so fat that when Germany invaded Russia, they had to take the Baltic States just to accommodate his bathtub."

You know that scar that Herman Goering has? It's not really a scar. It's a zipper that he opens during meals so he can insert food faster.

When Herman Goering was a child, he was so unpopular that his mother had to hang a pork schnitzel around his neck so the other kids would play with them, and that meant the Jewish kids weren't allowed to play with him, which eventually caused a whole lot of problems.

Herman Goering - I tell you, the guy gets no respect. He's got stukas, he's got Messerchmidts, he's got Fokkers, and all anyone can do is laugh when he talks about commanding a big squadron of Fokkers. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Thank rain man for sticking to the rules.


Bill gates honestly i don't know how he got that wife of his. I'm thinking he finally made a working fembot.

Bill Gates' wife. Can you be a bigger golddigger? I heard that she gets paid $200,000 every time she says "I love you." Of course, even that wouldn't be enough for her to marry Herman Goering.

So right in the middle of planning the blitzkrieg on Poland Hitler yells loud enough for everyone in the war room to hear, "Hey Herman, the ocean called... they're running out of shrimp."

Herman Goering was so fat that he bitchslapped redrum's mom everytime they passed each other in orbit

I have not a clue what he said, but it is still funny. ROFL

I went to Jessica Simpson's house cause she was having trouble finishing her Tiger puzzle. I ended up helping her put the corn flakes back in the box.

Yeah, well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you/Hitler.