Finheaven: What A Joke
 

This is the content of a thread stickied at the top by a mod titled "You will be censored"...

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/sh...d.php?t=161612

Since we are having a rash of personal attacks and personal observations made about each other and not about the Miami Dolphins we will now commence a program of forum cleansing.

This doesn't mean we are going to start handing out warnings and banning people right and left.

What it does mean is that any thread started ABOUT other fans on this message board will be removed.

Any personal observations ABOUT other fans on this message board will be removed.

This forum is ABOUT the Miami Dolphins, not ABOUT Miami Dolphins fans on this message board, and that is the way it will be kept.

Please, keep your comments about the team or about the post. There will be no individual explanations, you may type something and it will simply disappear which, of course, will be a complete waste of time for you.

However, if we encounter the same person repeatedly in our cleansing mission, we will start assessing points and possible banishment so, don't assume this is a get out of banned camp free card.

Thank you, for your anticipated cooperation in helping us keep this site friendly for everyone........Please, think before you post and......(see sig)

If this ever came in at this site, no posts would ever be made.

Finheaven went to shit after Phobia left

fuck the Dolphins!!! :cuss: :cuss:

They were the first ones boasting how they were the 72 Dolphins reincarnated LMAO

Get over it..and take the abuse you pussies!!! :#

There is only one thing that all football communities can agree on. Finheaven is a joke.

Every one in Miami is a big cock eater anyway.

Coldpecker over Brees
that's a joke

I'll bet I can go over there and get banned in 5 minutes.

I concur :D

Five years ago they thought that Jay Fiedler was better than Trent Green.

It's fun watching them crash and burn.

Getting slow in your old age, eh?

They also think that wearing aqua and orange, and having flipper on your helmet and wearing banana hammocks at the beach is somehow manly.

I kid you not
there was a thread a Finheaven a few months back
titled "We have the badest assed Helmet in the league"
a ****ing Dolphin is bad ass?

Isn't Ari Chiefs a mod over there?

Zack likes moose penis.

Isn't that a violation of my First Amendment rights? Can I sue them?

Chiefsplanet is the New Finheaven.com [Part 6] due mostly in part, to you, Mr. Dole.

Yada yada yada.

a better question would be why are you on a dolphins board anyway?

Big Brother is watching.

I really didn't want to win the bid. I was hoping somebody would bid 4 minutes.

I can name that tuna in 3 notes.....

Even I got banned from finhell years ago.

Wha? :shrug:

What did you do? Beat up a mod with one of your arms in a cast? :D

:LOL:

Would I do something like that???? o:-) How have you guys been?

Anyway - All I did was register (much like I did here on CP) prior to one of our matchups and state how I thought the two teams matched up. After that, I decided they weren't worth my time and never bothered to get "reinstated".

"However, if we encounter the same person repeatedly in our cleansing mission, we will start assessing points and possible banishment so, don't assume this is a get out of banned camp free card."

What the hell? "Cleansing mission." Oh I know this violates the Geneva Conventions in some way...I have visions of AFC East fans being carted away to some sort of interment camp...along with the 'Fin rabble rowsers.

OMG.. Orange & Teal jumpsuits. :doh!:

:D

We've been doing all right. Staying busy--working full time (saving up our vacation time), I'm in graduate school, planning the wedding and honeymoon, etc. Still lurk on the Planet some, just don't post as much.

The current record for getting banned from that POS board is one post. I, and a few others, own that record. The rules are that you have to actively be trying for banishment. I know of one person that was banned without posting (TJ) but he wasn't trying so it didn't count. You could go for a record in Elapsed Time From First Post To Ban. I believe somebody did it fairly quickly with an avatar of Marino ****ing a sheep. Go for it.

WTF???
Everything about the Dolphins is lame..Why in the blue hell would they ban you???you are hilarious!!!

Thats why I like the planet!!
No thin skinned sensitivity here!!! ;)

Interestingly enough, I've never been banned from Finheaven. I went over there looking for info and videos of Surtain when we traded for him. They were very nice people!

Whatever you do..don't go to Jetsinsider!!!!

I went over there and trolled my ass off. They didn't ban me there, either.

You probably remember me.

CHEIFSDESTROYALL

I just got banned!!!

Completing their lameness!!!

You have been banned for the following reason:
Troll

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

LMAO!!

which thread?

Jet fan here

in the ''depths''

Man... those guys pussies are SOPPING wet :deevee:

What a bunch of losers. This was funny though:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...dyeditcopy.jpg

This place has turned into finheaven.com since Phobia left.

nice Avy you have over their LMAO



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Nobody bans Bob Dole!!!!

And do you know why??

Because Bob Dole said so!!!!

Man, you guys are losing it no Ray Finkle jokes ....... for shame

Wow...it's pretty impressive to get banned in a forum described as:

"The Depths of the Sea... you want to talk NFL smack? This is the forum for you...
Rated R, Enter At Own Risk!"

Wow.

A lame board!!!!!!period!!!!

Pathetic!!!

Yep. The mods we have now are pussies. Giant, reeking, decomposing, rancid pussies.

Thanks man!!!

I try to be less abrasive over here!!!

I am a guest here!!! ;)