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Here's my latest. Enjoy: http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=2&c=580931

My goodness - Is this the Phobia spam board or Chiefsplanet?

:)

Just read it and tell the people you liked it. Jeesh.

Gimme a dollar.

OK OK, I'll go first.


Excellent article Phil. Seems you've really found your calling. If WPI doesn't have you under contract I'd be shopping those skills around. Radio maybe. Who knows ???? You're a handsome fellow, the major networks are always looking for good looking top notch writers. Or so I hear.






Can I have my dollar now ? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/image...s/big-grin.gif






On a serious note. I liked it. The old timers vs youngsters seemed like a pretty good comparison.

Good read, you spamming asshat.

Strange. The Drury in Austin has that site blocked too.

It's some sort of conspiracy.

Nice article - I liked the comparison of old vs. young

I think Phil would be good on the radio. He has a decent voice for it.

And a good face for it. :)



Good article. I give it a 5+5.

Nice read Phil! :thumb:

I think you said, in a more in depth & eloquent way, what i have been saying for a couple days. There are no magic potions, no gaurantees or easy answers in the NFL. Its our right as fans to second guess the decisions, but that does not make us right. It is way to soon to tell if Herm, Gun and Mike (Father, Son & Holy Ghost :) ) will fail or succeed. Though at 5'9" 190 i STILL think i can block better than Jack Black.

Nice analogy with Old guys/ young bucks....

would be nice to have some old guys get the job done for Chiefs this week.

I think I have another column coming out tomorrow. If they let me publish it.

Here's my question for everyone...

Why do you need a good face for the radio?! I can see why you'd need one for TV, but you can't friggin' see who's talking over the radio!

I don't think Jim Rome is ugly by any means, but I was shocked the first time I saw him on TV. I pictured a totally different person...

I think I'm gay, by the way. (Rhymed.)

Good one-much better than anything whitlock has ever done.

That's the joke. "You have a good face for radio" = a way to say somebody is ugly. We didn't know you were gay when we asked you to write for Warpaint. Gochiefs will be impressed.

Oooooh. I get it. I'm a little slow.

You might not like him, but he's an incredible writer. Tomorrow's article will have a Whitlock flava.... if they let me publish it.

I knew there was something about him. I was just drawn to him.

You also have a good face for radio.

I watch Mike and Mike on the Radio every morning...that little piece of hair that flips over Greeny's ear pisses me off, everyday.

I don't know if anyone watches Baseball Tonight, but Tino Martinez has to be the worst analyst on television.

Ok back to the article...excellent!

I read every word. That's saying a lot for me. Very entertaining read. On a scale of 1 - 10, I give it a 9.5. I'd give it a 10 but there were too many gray areas.

What was that article about?

I think it has something to do with math.

I liked it, except you left out the part about how the young'ins came back and steamrolled your tired old back aching butts in the second half.

Youve done better Phil.

Good article.

Actually, that's not true. We were up 18 TD's to 3 when the clock struck 3:00 and we went in to turn on the Chiefs.

It was about a lot of different stuff, which is what that format is.... Some negative, some positive = balanced coverage.

Nice article.




















FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Sorry, but I started thinking of monkeys about a 1/4 of the way into it. Or, maybe it was monkies.

This is exactly what I was going for. Thank you for the feedback.

WPI - your leading media outlet for Monkey-related Chiefs news.

Poo-throwing, at its finest.

I just realized that was my 7,000th post. Congratulate me.

You completely wasted it.