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Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:18 PM

We Are Coming for the Keys to your Crib
 
Ohhh won't it be sweet, when I raise the flag every week. Won't it be a real bummer, when I remind you we have the keys all summer.

btw..

Donks get their seattle game moved to SNF as well.

GO BRONCOS!


Broncos 27
Chiefs 6

JBucc 11-20-2006 09:19 PM

Who are you and what have you done with Garcia Bronco

cdcox 11-20-2006 09:19 PM

This is our Super Bowl, so we might actually get up for this game. Plus, your guys had 7 hours less rest than ours.

4th and Long 11-20-2006 09:21 PM

KC owns 6 of the last 7 games at Arrowhead, including the current 3 game winning streak.

Bite me, Bronco boy. :p

FAX 11-20-2006 09:23 PM

I thought only raider baby cribs required locks.

FAX

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:23 PM

"We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down."

Harpua

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX
I thought only raider baby cribs required locks.

FAX

That would be juvey

Redcoats58 11-20-2006 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
"We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down."

Harpua

Oh man you really screwed your mojo now... tssk... tssk....

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long
KC owns 6 of the last 7 games at Arrowhead, including the current 3 game winning streak.

Bite me, Bronco boy. :p

Haha...that just means we're due.

Stinger 11-20-2006 09:24 PM

No way the Chiefs can contend with the Powerhouse known as the Broncos.

Right Garcia ;)

Broncos 42
Chiefs 10


:D

stumppy 11-20-2006 09:24 PM

You're going to get beat like a red headed stepchild.

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redcoats58
Oh man you really screwed your mojo now... tssk... tssk....

My Mojo comes rain or shine.

Easy 6 11-20-2006 09:25 PM

Its going to be a house of pain for you, you, you... rochambeau

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinger
No way the Chiefs can contend with the Powerhouse known as the Broncos.

Right Garcia ;)

Broncos 42
Chiefs 10


:D

You got it

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy
You're going to get beat like a red headed stepchild.

You are correct...someone wearing red will get beat

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free
Its going to be a house of pain for you, you, you... rochambeau

I just hope it's a spirited TG contest

L.A. Chieffan 11-20-2006 09:27 PM

denver v seattle. how exciting, i can feel the rest of the country just itching in anticipation

big nasty kcnut 11-20-2006 09:28 PM

Ok but i should warn you the chiefs will be wearing thier anti pam uniforms and crush denver.

chagrin 11-20-2006 09:28 PM

I just want to see the pictures of TJ gettin ass ****ed when he shows up for the tailgate, heh

chagrin 11-20-2006 09:29 PM

Honestly though, I wish I could be there for this game, are you going to be there at Arrowhead dude?

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcnut
Ok but i should warn you the chiefs will be wearing thier anti pam uniforms and crush denver.

Pam is so 1990's...we use castrol synthetic now...much better against the weather

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin
Honestly though, I wish I could be there for this game, are you going to be there at Arrowhead dude?

No///one day I hope to head out to Arrowhead for a good time.....I went to the Chargers game this weekend though...good times

Redcoats58 11-20-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
Pam is so 1990's...we use castrol synthetic now...much better against the weather

ROFL Well atleast you admit it.

Easy 6 11-20-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
I just hope it's a spirited TG contest


It will prolly be the most spirited game of the week, there will be 70,000+ going home voiceless from the screaming. I would say good luck but nada dee. But you are always welcome in my little corner of the Planet.

Just dont bring nalen with ya :D

kczoo 11-20-2006 09:32 PM

Speaking of keys, how you gettin' here? Sandy Eggo stole the keys to yo car last night!

Archie F. Swin 11-20-2006 09:34 PM

It's fukcin on now...this will be the 1st game of the season that I will slip on the LJ jersey, go to a sports bar and raise hell. There are a lot poser Donx fans in this part of the world and they will hear from me.

Garcia Bronco 11-20-2006 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kczoo
Speaking of keys, how you gettin' here? Sandy Eggo stole the keys to yo car last night!

Ohhhhhh...I took the lightrail

ROYC75 11-20-2006 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kczoo
Speaking of keys, how you gettin' here? Sandy Eggo stole the keys to yo car last night!


They currently have the keys to the Raiders Short Bus. They are convinced it's the same lock and key .............

God has mercy for the meek and the innocent..........The Chiefs will not.

chiefs4me 11-20-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kczoo
Speaking of keys, how you gettin' here? Sandy Eggo stole the keys to yo car last night!




ROFL that's awesome, rep to you..

siberian khatru 11-20-2006 09:41 PM

ROFL

Mr. Laz 11-20-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kczoo
Speaking of keys, how you gettin' here? Sandy Eggo stole the keys to yo car last night!

heh ... very nice


:clap:



btw - when we win thursday we take over 2nd place in the division and take over the top wildcard playoff spot.


denver has 2 division game left

@KC thurs
@san diego


we have 3 left

Donks thurs
@san diego
@faiderville


looks like it's coming down to who can win in san diego

Garcia Bronco 11-21-2006 03:46 PM

Get the KEYS!!!!!

Calcountry 11-21-2006 03:54 PM

I love the promo on NFL network when they throw the lights on at Arrowhead.

Lzen 11-21-2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
My Mojo comes rain or shine.

Like it did last Sunday night?

King_Chief_Fan 11-21-2006 04:13 PM

So, you are homeless now that SD took the Incestco Stadium keys?

Chiefs 33
Donks 27

StcChief 11-21-2006 05:25 PM

Donxs in trouble now.

but who want's keys to Incestco at Pile high ??
I guess if your a collector of keys?

Chiefs 27
Donxs 17

Bwana 11-21-2006 05:39 PM

I will be happy to tell you where you can shove that key Garcia. :)

Braincase 11-21-2006 05:54 PM

I'm confident that after the obliteration of our pride in that stunning offensive avalanche in September, you'll score maybe only 5 points less than you did then. We're probabvly only good for a touchdown or so more here at home.

Final: Denver 6, Kansas City 14

TEX 11-21-2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin
It's fukcin on now...this will be the 1st game of the season that I will slip on the LJ jersey, go to a sports bar and raise hell. There are a lot poser Donx fans in this part of the world and they will hear from me.


Watch out for your knees around Donx fans.

Garcia Bronco 11-22-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TEX
Watch out for your knees around Donx fans.

He's right...the other day at the game this SD fan took the last beer from the vendor....I cut him low and my friend grab his beer before he hit the ground....it was awesome. No flags either.

Garcia Bronco 11-22-2006 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen
Like it did last Sunday night?

Yeah...it rained

Garcia Bronco 11-22-2006 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana
I will be happy to tell you where you can shove that key Garcia. :)


LOL

Garcia Bronco 11-22-2006 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase
I'm confident that after the obliteration of our pride in that stunning offensive avalanche in September, you'll score maybe only 5 points less than you did then. We're probabvly only good for a touchdown or so more here at home.

Final: Denver 6, Kansas City 14

In all seriousness....they way you guys have been playing this is totally possible. I hope not, but it could happen. :)

BigRedChief 11-22-2006 10:13 AM

UH....you have Jake Plummer at QB? Thats good for at least a TD a game for us.

boogblaster 11-22-2006 10:50 AM

Donks cant drive wtf would they do with keys ... KC 20.....DONKS 10 ......

Inspector 11-22-2006 11:51 AM

Chiefs will get steam rolled by the powerhouse, Plumber led, almost unbeatable Bronco's.

We'll be lucky if LJ even gets 50 yards.

I hope we get at least a FG so it won't be a complete shutout.

BigChiefFan 11-22-2006 11:55 AM

Dorkos have the keys to their own shitty car, obviously a PINTO.

RealSNR 11-22-2006 12:11 PM

Broncos 53
Chiefs 21

QB Controversy... Plummer gets his edge back.

I just hope when you guys maul us that you'll be kind enough to let us use Arrowhead for the remainder of our home games. It's a shame we don't play the Giants, otherwise we could just use their place.

Oh, and we also have a soccer team in the summer. I guess they're a big deal or something to Lamar, so you'll have to open the doors for them as well

Garcia Bronco 11-22-2006 01:40 PM

LOL

Stinger 11-23-2006 11:19 PM

:D Ooppsss

http://www.niele.net/relax/californien/bump.jpg

DomerNKC 11-24-2006 12:37 AM

bump

Halfcan 11-24-2006 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
Ohhh won't it be sweet, when I raise the flag every week. Won't it be a real bummer, when I remind you we have the keys all summer.

btw..

Donks get their seattle game moved to SNF as well.

GO BRONCOS!


Broncos 27
Chiefs 6

Wow don't you look like a dumbazz right now-but then again you are a cheatin Donk fan.

Hammock Parties 11-24-2006 01:52 AM

You can have the keys. But we're going to shove them up your ass.

KCWolfman 11-24-2006 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
Ohhh won't it be sweet, when I raise the flag every week. Won't it be a real bummer, when I remind you we have the keys all summer.

btw..

Donks get their seattle game moved to SNF as well.

GO BRONCOS!


Broncos 27
Chiefs 6

Wow, I am impressed. Garcia is going to remind us of this game all summer.

Thanks, GB.

Ugly Duck 11-24-2006 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
Broncos 27
Chiefs 6

Hey - wait a minute! That wasn't the score!

KCWolfman 11-24-2006 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Duck
Hey - wait a minute! That wasn't the score!

GOO RAIDERSSS!!!

Damn, I gotta eat some Lava soap now.

StcChief 11-24-2006 08:14 AM

Go home Keyless Donxs...Take the long way home.

Good bye Jake The Fake we will miss your ineptness.
ROFL

NUMBER7 11-24-2006 08:24 AM

Garcia,
Thanks for the love dude. Now take the bus home....and enjoy the long year off. See you next Season at Arrowhead. ROFL

Al Bundy 11-24-2006 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCWolfman
Wow, I am impressed. Garcia is going to remind us of this game all summer.

Thanks, GB.

Hmm I hope DonkGarcia does take the time.

CHIEF4EVER 11-24-2006 08:37 AM

Hey GB, in a few short sentences (50 words or less), describe how it felt to see LJ stuff the ball up your D lines ass all night long. Inquiring minds want to know.

KChiefs1 11-24-2006 08:40 AM

Where's Garcia?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinger


Gaz 11-24-2006 09:01 AM

Over here, GB...
 

I am not bumping this thread out of malice.

I a sure that GB expects this thread to be at the top of the Planet, and I do not want to disappoint him.

xoxo~
Gaz
Thoughtful to a fault.

dirk digler 11-24-2006 09:03 AM

Garcia where you at? Quit hiding.

R&GHomer 11-24-2006 09:11 AM

Come eat your crow donky boy :)

FringeNC 11-24-2006 09:17 AM

Well, Denver didn't get the keys to our crib, but Plummer left with keys to a new retirement home.

Bwana 11-24-2006 09:22 AM

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Heh, crow the day after turkey? Ouch! :)

Bowser 11-24-2006 09:47 AM

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!*




*obligatory

cdcox 11-24-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler
Garcia where you at? Quit hiding.

I think he's too busy looking for his mojo to post right now.

DanT 11-24-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Ohhh won't it be sweet, when I raise the flag every week. Won't it be a real bummer, when I remind you we have the keys all summer.

Oh won't he be castigated,
now that his Broncos have been dominated.

Oh to be that cuckold GB
what a bummer,
his bride Hope is supposedly home alone this day
but through the back door
comes the Plummer.

Chief Chief 11-24-2006 10:02 AM

Dear Garcia Bronco,

We enjoyed having Jakey stay in our crib. He did have a crying fit about a non-call to the ref on a pass play and he did get into a tantrum with that rat-faced kid named Sham'n'scam...but other than that, he was the perfect visitor. We did run into a dilemma when Jakey needed to be changed because we didn't have any diapers. But LJ ran and ran and ran (you know how he is) and fetched his well-used, stanky pair which Jakey's now wearing. He definitely needs to be changed.

Sincerely,
The Baby-sitters

P.S. You owe us $60.00 in baby-sitting fees.

Lzen 11-24-2006 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boogblaster
Donks cant drive wtf would they do with keys ... KC 20.....DONKS 10 ......

Pretty good guess.

chagrin 11-24-2006 10:12 AM

I figured GB of all people would be first to come here and suck it up

Katie 11-24-2006 10:30 AM

Ah, give the guy a break. He'll be back after he moves through the five stages of mourning...

Ebolapox 11-24-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco
LOL

:D... we're laughing RIGHT along with you

Mr. Laz 11-24-2006 02:09 PM

Whoa ....... almost fell off the front page.























:D

Calcountry 11-24-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER
Hey GB, in a few short sentences (50 words or less), describe how it felt to see LJ stuff the ball up your D lines ass all night long. Inquiring minds want to know.

5th ranked Defense against the run no less.

I think we can say that the Denver D are frauds.

Calcountry 11-24-2006 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Chief
Dear Garcia Bronco,

We enjoyed having Jakey stay in our crib. He did have a crying fit about a non-call to the ref on a pass play and he did get into a tantrum with that rat-faced kid named Sham'n'scam...but other than that, he was the perfect visitor. We did run into a dilemma when Jakey needed to be changed because we didn't have any diapers. But LJ ran and ran and ran (you know how he is) and fetched his well-used, stanky pair which Jakey's now wearing. He definitely needs to be changed.

Sincerely,
The Baby-sitters

P.S. You owe us $60.00 in baby-sitting fees.

I am fairly certain that the words diapers and LJ no longer should be in the same post.

Lzen 11-24-2006 02:24 PM

Denver dropped all the way from 5th to 12th after last night's game.

Lzen 11-24-2006 02:26 PM

The Chiefs are actually ranked higher in yards per rushing attempt now.

Chiefs tied for 10th in yards per rush at 3.8.

Denver is 12th at 3.9.

Lzen 11-24-2006 02:30 PM

Total defense, KC is ranked 11th.

Denver is 16th


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