Have you ever.....
 

After watching the "real world" first episode of the season and watching the two chicks make out in the hot tub.....


Have you ever had a threesome?

Have you ever visited a brothel/whorehouse in Nevada or overseas?

Yeah, with your mom and grandma. They were like old blueberry muffins... your grandma's blue hair was natural, your mom was crusty on the outside and dry on the inside, and both wanted nothing more than a lot of butter.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? You ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

:LOL:

ROFL

Excellent.

Yes overseas I saw the sex slave industry first hand. It reminded me of the one I saw in Appalachia where Redrum had sex with his own mom. :eek:

OK...you all can do better than that.

I'd say more but I wouldn't want people to get the wrong impression. LMAO

I thought mine was pretty good... :sulk:

It was more than that. I rep'd it. :thumb:

Oh thats right...what am I thinking...most of you have never seen a naked woman and those who have still live with their mommies in Springfield...

I see myself every mornin' when I shower and changed. Geeeeeesh! :p

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

I see my wife naked several times a day and haven't lived with my parents since 1996 (when I was 18).

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...~adler/Nun.jpg <---------plus you see her...or is that your wife? :p

Now get to werwk!

I have 20 or 30 of them at least. Then I have to wake up and go to work :cuss:

well done

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?



LMAO Best movie ever....

redrum's mom is like a hot tub. Big, round & low. Hidden out back where the neighbors can't see. Boiling over waiting to accomodate two or more, who want to soak away their troubles. Until they can sneak back in the house drained & with pruned skin