Female Singers: Do Any Sexually Excite You?
 

And, I mean just with their voice? For me only two: Debra Harry and the singer from The Sundays.

Someones voice can sexually excite you.......do you call those 976 numbers?

Are you serious?

Please describe "sexually excite", Mr. Dongless.

Are we talking impromptu erectionitis here?

FAX

Yes, I am. I don't mean an increase of blood flow to my Dongless, but just a general "getting horny" feeling.

This thread made me think that you turned on your stereo and beat off to a woman singing......this has been a creepy day on Chiefs planet.

What can I say? I'm a creepy guy.

hahahahaha!!

You find something to be amusing?

Joss Stone

He thought he was in the cadmonkey thread.

Ann Wilson's vocals and her sister's guitar playing

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Thank God. I'm not alone.

I prefer actual female human contact to sexually excite me.

Wait . . . what's wrong with that? :huh:

Well, you are. You go be alone over there, and I'll go be alone over here. With Joss.

Wow, so I guess it's been a long time for you, then. :p

Out of curiosity.....do you know what Ann Wilson looks like these days? I bet she could play some DT for us......

OK, no one else wants to play so I'll bite.

I don't think it's anywhere near your level of "excitement" Donger, but for shits and giggles:

The girl from Evanescence on the song "Call Me When You're Sober"

Sarah McLachlan. *gasp*

My wife's boss invited us to her show at Kemper last year, sat in a suite and got to meet her after the show. I was actually pretty impressed.

i don't think it gets hotter than when that one girl sings tom saywer

Sass Jordan, and Katrina Chester

Sarah McLachlan doesn't get me excited... her voice gives me chills, though.

Well it's safe to say........you'll remember her.....

Unfortunately yes

Halfcan is going to have a fit.

Personally,I think it was funny as hell

I still always wonder how she went from that to that......

A fork has been in her hand for 20 years straight? :shrug:

She looks like she ate her sister......

Here's Harriet. I suddenly feel light-headed.

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Annie Lennox

When Fiona Apple withers all around the floor and sings "I've been a bad, bad girl...."

I feel all warm inside.

I've also always secretly desired Shirley Manson from Garbage.....she has that look like she would grab me and tell me..."you better hope you took your vitamins, cause I'm going to F*** the s*** out of you tonight!"

Ah...I feel better now.....good thread.

I think altos are sultry sensuous earth-mamas.

Shirley Manson

... Sarah McLachlan for me too. :redface:

She always scared me. In a good way, but still.

I also liked Sophie B. Hawkins (Damn, I wish I was your lover).....how disappointed was I when I found out she didnt like penis??

that chick that sings "You're Beautiful" makes me hot.

Damn....I forgot all about Fiona Apple.....


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Isn't that a guy?

That Guitar Riff from Crazy on you...Classic Rock. Period.

And having seen Ann Murray 2 times, all I can say is there is no better voice out there...

Who's that scary "Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?" singer? I need to add her to the list.

allanis morisette

Alanis Morrisette

MOTHERFU......

DAMNIT CARL! :cuss:

in keeping with today's theme...

Christ be with you!

ROFL

Now see, this disappoints me, how can any of you be attracted to that repulsive tart? Her voice is awful

Just Donger.

DJJason and I were just answering the question.

oops ...


i mean to say "Beautiful" err, not "you're beautiful"


yea.... yea that's it "beautiful"


gonna drink some brewskies ... gonna go out and pick up some chicks tonight. *sniff,sniff ... flex*

Like I said, she's scary. I like that in a woman.

I think you're thinking of Christina Aguilera

Tarts attract, is that so bad? You judgemental twit!

actually i meant the james blunt song ... cause he sounds like a girl.


was just trying for some cross thread humor

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...wpost&t=137527









apparently i failed miserably :sulk:

I don't mind if you're gay. I like gay guys; they're good for my ego.

i don't think many gay guys are going to be interesting in you, Dongless.







just a hunch :shrug:

Another old schooler that used to give me wood.

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If Love Is A Red Dress (Pulp Fiction Soundtrack) Performed by Maria McKee.

Her voice in that tune is extremely hot.

Not true. They hit on me all the time. Or so my wife says.

That Justin Timberlake guy isn't female but can turn you on like a light bulb. After all, his voice did bring sexy back.

But no...voices do not turn me on.

DongLess .... gay

no dong = gay not want you





dam, doesn't anyone get my humor around this place? :(

generally don't me either


but for some reason when Jennifer love hewitt sings i get horny.



don't know why :hmmm:




http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6760/jlh532rp1.jpg

She showed up as a semi-regular on NIP/TUCK recently. She played the lesbo lover of the doctor's assistant.

She looked surprisingly hot.

Sara Evans kills me and I don't like country music.

Laz, its the pink bow.

Agreed. Shes smokin

Since women usually only sing about goofy shit, no, none of their singing excites me.

Janet for me..but not in the morning while Im drinking coffee..not sure where the coffee has been....

voices? no

mouths? yes

Oh. THAT?

Sorry. I can't help myself.

faith hill recorded

"Lets make love" just for me ;)

No.

Leann Womack

Martina McBride

That Lambert chick...

Oh yeah........ I don't really like country, but the chicks are mostly hotter than donut grease !!!!!

How about the singer from the cranberries. She got a great voice.

jessica simpson. her singing isnt good but when i hear her voice i can picture her singing her songs to me. :)

YES he is...ROFL

Is Debbie Harry related to Jack Harry?

She likes to bitch about ticket prices also.

I'm sure they both blew someone to get ahead in the business.