Post your funniest Sexual Position/Nicknames Here
 

Some of the best (in my opinion)

The Angry Seagull
The Rusty Trombone
The Boston Pancake
The Turkish Snowcone
The Cincinnati Bowtie
The Cambodian Creamsicle

The Wobbly Wheelbarrow.

The Headless Horseman.

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Rusty Trombone provides a great visual

Tossing a Dude's Salad from behind, while giving the ol' reacharound

Then Casey started to moan.
He said 'give me a RUSTY TROMBONNNEEE!!!"
Just give him the beef boys and grease his pole.
Cover him in manjuice from head to toe, . . . and let it drip awaayy . . .

Cajun hotstick
New Jersey Meathook


2 classics.

the mexican backpacker

must be a slow day...

Cajun hotstick ROFL

the fanooter flute

The Dirty Sanchez

Hot Karl!!

The Jolly Rancher


Eskimo Pie


Pedal to the metal


Beer truck

The Angry Dragon. :shake:

A hometown one:

kansas city car wash

The Pink Pelican


Triangle of Terror


The Angry ghost


Venetian Visitor

Daisy Chain O' Devastation?

Qweef Quiche

The Jelly Donut
The Houston Hot Dog Vendor

The 'OH NO YOURE NOT!'

Thrust of trust


Bought and Bound



Teriyaki Taco...only available with asian women

Tongue Tornado



Hairy Hurricane

Female Versions:

Are You In Yet?
My, That Was Quick
Get It Off, Don't Wipe It Off!
That Isn't It

As fun as this is, I'm sure people are aware there are lists of literally hundreds of these easily googled.
Though I welcome homegrow innovation in this vein.

The Old Dirt Road

Google some of mine then

Inverted innertube

Columbine Chainsaw
Auschwitz Augur
Toronto Tap Dance

The Slinky...stairs are needed for this

Now you are making shit up

The Calcutta Concubine

The Paris Penetration

The Bangkok...nevermind.

The Auschwitz Augur...EDIT...too rated R for a dreary Tuesday...

Dang, Mr. 'Hummus' Jenkins.

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The Columbine Chainsaw.......

Dress your partner up in a John Lynch jersey. Give them a reacharound with the promise of autoerotic aspyxiation. When the time for the choking begins, cut their throat with a piece of piano wire.

you need to clear some private messages

That's more than a little over-the-top, don't you think, Hamas?

I don't know how, Mr. Redrum_69.

EDIT: But, before I attempt to learn, you're not planning to PM me a nasty ass mom joke, are you?

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Perhaps :o)

read...and delete


under "private messages"


nooblet

No, I have a serious question concerning, um, board stalkers.

thought maybe youd be able to help me

Sounds easy enough. What about the mom joke? Do I have your word on this?

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Okay.

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The Warm Carl Weathers. Punch yourself in the stomach so that your stool becomes tarry with blood, and hence, darker than normal. Poop on your partner with a piece of saran wrap covering the landing zone so as to not messy them.

The Scanlon

The Merriman

I think I saw this in "Pumping Iron"

I'll also add, the Greg Robinson: imagine a mixture of Buffalo Bill from SOTL and a 16 year old virgin about to get his first piece.

This thread is worthless...you know...

ROFL

The beefy Taquita

Doggy Style.
I sit up and beg;
She rolls over and plays dead.










That joke is oooooold....

I think GoChiefs is pretty fond of the Dusty Pelican...........

Cleveland Steamer.

The Mr. Rain Man.

Three lesbians and an excel spreadsheet.

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I called mine the wichita wang and and my sexual position is the kansas twister.

The Danny Devito with side of burrito.

the gooey Gainsville gummer

the PITSburgh creampie

the columbian cornhole

pregnant pickle parade

Parking it.

The Tony Danza

When you are doing a girl hard start yelling, "Who's the boss? Who's the boss" and right before she says your name yell, 'TONY DANZA!'

a little "Ouch Ouch! your on my Hair"

Or maybe the game called... "Just the Tip..Just for a Second.. to see how it feels"....

The Larry Holmes

Find some old, rich ice queen. Woo her. At some point during sex, preferably in the doggie style or cowgirl, begin popping her floppy boobs like they were two punching bags. As she struggles to get away from you to dial 911, deliver the knockout donkey punch to the back of the head (or to the face, depending on position). Finish by stealing her biggest diamond necklace and parading around her neighborhood while holding it above your head like a title belt.

Alaskan Pipeline.

Amputee Olympics

Involves a celing fan, bungie cords, and a former gymnist/now current legless hooker.

AKA spinning puppets gone wild

Similar to the Rodeo F***? Saddle up doggie-style, grab her hair, tell her she's the worse than her sister, and see if you can ride it out?

captain tallywhacker to tunatown

Dumptruck
T-bone

Indian Butt Bomber.

Hot Carl
Dirty Sanchez
California Hot Plate
Cleveland Steamer
Cincinnati Steamer
Angry Dragon
Angry Dolphin

The Chili Dog

Salty Dog

Why didn't you just throw missionary in there while you were reciting stuff that everyone else has already said...

goddamned wops...


;)

tickling her tonsils with the meat puppet

mrs. vertical smiles and her little pink tweeter ride the bologna pony.

Bump... We need some fresh ones.

The 440

Pretty sure I've posted this before:

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One of the greatest parody songs in Stern history.

goto http://www.urbandictionary.com/ to see the definitions of all these, its hilarious