The NEW IMPROVED intelligence poll!
 

... Now with 25% more chocolate and 35% more bounce!

Since "other" basically won the last poll... here's a more complete (but I'm certain still lacking) list including many of those named in the other poll.

Maybe this will be more precise. Maybe it won't. I'm sure you'll all enjoy the continued group masterbation/circle jerk at least.

If I don't include you... no offense. I still love you.

Remember ladies... it's all in fun... and I'm bored.

I guess I can't be added, since I lost the battle of wits to UNAW last week.

put everyone on the list so no one is excluded.

There's only room for 50.

in no particular order:

Patteau
Donger
Rian Man
Baby Lee
Simplex 3
Banyon (cough)

You can't seriously consider people that do nothing more than simply cut and paste what they read on their favorite conspiracy theory web site, or repeat what they hear on radio, I listed the most viable candidates IMO - and I am considering random conversations, these people throw knowledge on stuff out there all day long, on a good variety of topics.

maybe they are all just good researchers, therefore still not exhibiting true intellect and instead better fakers only.
:harumph:

I don't seriously consider much.

I disagree

When I wrote "you can't..." I meant in general, not just you - sorry I didn't clarify

I'm wondering what the qualifications for making the list were. There are several on there who I would not consider intelligent.

This poll is invalid.


REDRUM_69 HAS BEEN LEFT OFF IT AGAIN


I'm clearly smarter than 98% of the people that post here...including 70% of the closet bronco fans that post here.



If train A left the station at 3:31pm heading due west at 196.5 MPH and train B left the same station at 3:31am heading due east at 156.79MPH...how long would it take for them to meet up if there was a million miles between the two locations?

exactly... but they thought they were...

:)

you have that right.

Oh, TommyKat, without a doubt. :)

I know/knew.

Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inheriated wealth..."


You got that from "Work in Essex County," Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagerize the whole book for me?

This is getting ridiculous....

Somehow you still missed Seedy Cocks.

Tommykat and who else?

Welcome to the off season

and blueballs, harryparatestes and all of gochiefs other mults, heh

Good Will Hunting?

how do you like them apples, I got her number.

I'm utterly stunned. Shocked and utterly stunned. Shocked, utterly stunned and itchy.

I have my brain plus almost all of Mr. Baby Lee's thinking power and I'm still omitted from consideration? What does a poster have to do around here to generate a mere modicum of respect? I mean, I invented the friggin' word, "Flubish".

FAX

You run with the wrong crowd.

And your brain drain has me 2 votes behind Fooochit!!

ROFL ROFL

YOU'RE the one I missed! I had a list, you were on it... since you thought you should be... :) and I missed one when typing it out... couldn't find which one it was... so I put in kcnut.


:p

"getting...?" Oh, it's way past.........

Sorry about that. I had to vote for her. It's likely I'll get no votes this time around. Maybe skinbra will feel led to throw me a bone.

FTR is Dan T the same as DanT? ;)

HolmeZz

I thought it was sarcasm when he was suggested.

Nah dude - Chris is a mathematics prof and one of the most grounded, wise people on this site.

I'll have you know that I won the last vote.

There once was a poster called beer me
Whose polls only mock, scoff and jeer me
His threads reek of vanity
And cause harsh profanity
(I'm glad that my mom cannot hear me.)

FAX

How the hell can you leave off Fax he is the smartest, wittiest, most awesome s poster on the planet?

On a side note I am tired of being ignored I am never on anyone's list. Fug this shit. :harumph:

We should start our own poll, Mr. dirk digler. And only put people on there we like and stuff.

FAX

I agree. I used to like beer me but he has hurt my feelings. :harumph:

with credit to bob dole


"Now THAT'S some quality brown nosing right there folks!"





it's okay dirk, you're okay in my book dude :)

No brown nosing Mr chagrin just the facts.

You're ok in my book too. :D

Pretty funny there "Mr. FAX..." but how do my polls reek of vanity when I don't include myself in the poll...???

And look back... I explained why you're not on this list... ooops.

:)

All this talk of peeking polls, teh ghey

GawdNagbittsonofab$#%!^&*(@@$@#@^%SDFGSDGSSHGF :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

I just don't get any love on this board! :cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :banghead: :cuss:

Actually refer to the second to last line of the thread starter. It's all about love man.

Nice.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with the previous poll.

I find it amusing that beer me apparently thought that this poll would have different results.

Engineering prof, actually.

I'm sure there are several people on the board that are brighter than me. And that pisses me off.

Heh. Engineers are fun.

At least beer me didn't consider your nomination to be a joke.

We are pittiful. We have such a need for validation.

I'm offended.

You spelled pitiful incorrectly.

Whoa. When did The Lounge become an altar to chiefs4me?

I've always been an atrocious speller, but that was an honest typo.

hey donger, I don't think I was able to explain a comment to you last week. It was in regards to your posted location. Somewhere in mexico? Was there a story there or just being funny?

Why weren't you able to explain it?

True, Mr. cdcox. True.

Of course, I hold no animosity toward Mr. beer me. He has been and remains one of my favorite posters. Actually, my greatest fear at this point is that he may have recently attempted a ceremony known in ecumenical circles as the the direful and quite dangerous Self-Exorcism.

Often, such a rite will backfire leaving the person's original personality only partially attached to the demonic spirit's controlling identity which, in this case, is likely a form of brain eater. This is the only logical explanation for his unrelenting fascination with singling out the most intelligent poster, since this dybbuk spirit, no doubt, wishes to devour the winner's brain. Perhaps with a side of buttered noodles.

Given this understanding, I am more than relieved to remain dismissed from consideration.

FAX

Going with 4th and long.

Do you think I'll make the "Not the sharpest tool in the shed" list???

I was happy to be in such good company as you to begin with, FAX. Now even more so.

I find it amusing the way you jump to conclusions. Being that a couple of people on the other thread actually said they thought DanT would win if he were included, and expressed their thoughts that a couple of others would do well, I thought I'd have some fun with it and see what would happen.

It's not like there are a million other important threads going on.

Plus I wanted you to have another opportunity to feel smart with another comment about something I've done that you don't get.

Yea... sorry about that... I'm changing my vote to you.

Huh... who knew...? I thought I was just making conversation.

That post is the smartest thing about this thread. :)

Sometimes being left out of polls is the best thing... It's fun to set back and watch everyone hijack the hell out of threads with something other than the topic of choice...

Not that I've read every single post, so I'm assuming it floated to another issue or topic...




If not; then I'm sorry for the hijack...

Dan T

I eat rocks

Man, I couldn't even make the new improved list.

:sulk:

Overall I'm not even close.

Now, if there were a destroyed-brain-cells-to-IQ-ratio poll I'd be really high up there.

You, maam, are correct. :harumph:

I wanted to vote for DanT this time but was forced to go with TommyKat.

Had this poll been taken in Florida we'd already have a recount and a winner declared..

I know a guy in Chigaco who knows a guy who would hang a chad on a guy.

FAX

I float like a speyeria cybele
And sting like an apis mellifera

Elitist.

Credat Judaeus Apella, Non Ego.

FAX

Voting for 4th and Long? Absolutely.

So I keep clicking into this poll expecting to have a paltry vote. I continue to be disappointed.

It's funny how nobody ever votes for me now that I no longer hold your future on this site in the palm of my hand. I hate you all!!!

Raiduhs

You have lost your burst since the ruthless takeover by Emperor htismaqe..he rules this place with an iron fist..any positive talk about Phobia gets squished..this is now an htismaqeracy!LMAO











J/K President Parker :D

Holy Pots of Pulsing Placentas, Mr. Phobia.

What is your intention? Mr. 4th and Long is an excellent choice.

FAX